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French inmate on trial for suspected cannibalism

There are 40 comments on the TwinCities.com story from Jun 21, 2010, titled French inmate on trial for suspected cannibalism. In it, TwinCities.com reports that:

A French prisoner went on trial today and acknowledged killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's lung.

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Cindy Stainker

Chicago, IL

#1 Jun 21, 2010
Gross!!!!
Ronald

Cottage Grove, MN

#2 Jun 21, 2010
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Would ya like some fries with that lung?
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#3 Jun 21, 2010
Convict, the other white meat!!
Ron Jeremy

Southwest Brevard Cnty, FL

#4 Jun 21, 2010
50,000 Frenchmen can't be wrong!

“Out in the West Texas”

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#5 Jun 21, 2010
Arminius wrote:
Convict, the other white meat!!
Ha! But what self-respecting cannibal would want to eat a Frenchman's organ?

It reminds me of a little story I heard while stuck in France:

Un vagabond frappe à la porte d´une ferme.
- J´ai soif, dit-il à la fermière.
- Attendez, fait celle-ci. Je vais à la cuisine vous chercher un grand pot d´eau.
- Pardon, proteste le miséreux. Je vous ai dit que j´avais soif, pas que j´étais sale.

Not to worry. It's just as vaguely humorous in English.
Vikings Fan

Rochester, MN

#6 Jun 21, 2010
I guess when you are hungry you are hungry. Did they at least give him some A-1/57? Cajun-Blackened lung, Hmmmmm, Hmmmmm, Hmmmmmn!
Lamar Gene Gumbody

Southwest Brevard Cnty, FL

#7 Jun 21, 2010
William Pena wrote:
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Ha! But what self-respecting cannibal would want to eat a Frenchman's organ?
It reminds me of a little story I heard while stuck in France:
Un vagabond frappe à la porte d´une ferme.
- J´ai soif, dit-il à la fermière.
- Attendez, fait celle-ci. Je vais à la cuisine vous chercher un grand pot d´eau.
- Pardon, proteste le miséreux. Je vous ai dit que j´avais soif, pas que j´étais sale.
Not to worry. It's just as vaguely humorous in English.
Same to you, buddy!
Krypteia

Shoreham-by-sea, UK

#8 Jun 21, 2010
I joined a French self defence class last night,you wouldn't believe how tiring it was..Honestly,iv'e never run so far in my life..
Age Quod Agis

Cottage Grove, MN

#9 Jun 21, 2010
William Pena wrote:
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Ha! But what self-respecting cannibal would want to eat a Frenchman's organ?
It reminds me of a little story I heard while stuck in France:
Un vagabond frappe à la porte d´une ferme.
- J´ai soif, dit-il à la fermière.
- Attendez, fait celle-ci. Je vais à la cuisine vous chercher un grand pot d´eau.
- Pardon, proteste le miséreux. Je vous ai dit que j´avais soif, pas que j´étais sale.
Not to worry. It's just as vaguely humorous in English.
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Bon Appetit !

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#10 Jun 21, 2010
Well we know he wasn't a chef because he would have ate the liver (nice pate) and had a nice bottle of Pouilly-Fuissé to go with it!

Seriously if it weren't for one being there for attempted sexual assault and the other for sexual assault, I probably wouldn't be joking about it but I feel no loss for either one of these POS!

Since: Jan 10

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#11 Jun 21, 2010
William Pena wrote:
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Ha! But what self-respecting cannibal would want to eat a Frenchman's organ?
It reminds me of a little story I heard while stuck in France:
Un vagabond frappe à la porte d´une ferme.
- J´ai soif, dit-il à la fermière.
- Attendez, fait celle-ci. Je vais à la cuisine vous chercher un grand pot d´eau.
- Pardon, proteste le miséreux. Je vous ai dit que j´avais soif, pas que j´étais sale.
Not to worry. It's just as vaguely humorous in English.
C'est une plaisanterie stupide. Qu'est-ce que fait soif ayant doit faire avec le cannibalisme ?

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#12 Jun 21, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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C'est une plaisanterie stupide. Qu'est-ce que fait soif ayant doit faire avec le cannibalisme ?
Did you just ask WP to "canibalisYOU"? lmao!

Since: Jan 10

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#13 Jun 21, 2010
What a dork_ wrote:
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Did you just ask WP to "canibalisYOU"? lmao!
Awww hell no! I said that was a stupid joke, and what did being thirsty have to do with cannibalism.
Kinda like his lame joke, the meaning got lost in translation. LOL
Nicolas Cocaign

Maple Plain, MN

#14 Jun 21, 2010
Funny, but it really does taste like chicken.
Dicky

Saint Paul, MN

#15 Jun 21, 2010
William Pena wrote:
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Ha! But what self-respecting cannibal would want to eat a Frenchman's organ?
It reminds me of a little story I heard while stuck in France:
Un vagabond frappe à la porte d´une ferme.
- J´ai soif, dit-il à la fermière.
- Attendez, fait celle-ci. Je vais à la cuisine vous chercher un grand pot d´eau.
- Pardon, proteste le miséreux. Je vous ai dit que j´avais soif, pas que j´étais sale.
Not to worry. It's just as vaguely humorous in English.
A vagabond is knocking at the door of a farm.
- I'm thirsty, "he said to the farmer.
- Wait, is it. I go to the kitchen you find a large pot of water.
- Sorry, protesting the poor. I told you I was thirsty, I was not dirty.
Dicky

Saint Paul, MN

#16 Jun 21, 2010
Empty_pockets wrote:
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C'est une plaisanterie stupide. Qu'est-ce que fait soif ayant doit faire avec le cannibalisme ?
It's a stupid joke. What is thirst having to do with cannibalism

“Mess with me.”

Since: Dec 09

I like it.

#17 Jun 21, 2010
Makes Rick's phrase, "Eat me!" take on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

That's Ewwwww to the nth power...

“1943-2013”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#18 Jun 21, 2010
Send him to Peru

Dutchman al la carte is on the Menu.

“Out in the West Texas”

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#19 Jun 21, 2010
Dicky wrote:
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It's a stupid joke. What is thirst having to do with cannibalism
Thank you for displaying your abject ignorance, Dickhead.
Anthropophagy includes not only the eating of flesh, but also the drinking of blood and other bodily fluids.
Computers should come with a lock-out option for imeciles like you that can be unlocked only by getting above 70 on an IQ test.
Hannibal Lecter

Bronx, NY

#20 Jun 21, 2010
What a dork_ wrote:
Well we know he wasn't a chef because he would have ate the liver (nice pate) and had a nice bottle of Pouilly-Fuissé to go with it!
I always go with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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