Ravens lead Steelers 21-7 at halftime
Full story: The York Daily Record
#1 Jan 15, 2011
Who cares? grunt grunt My group of primates out performed your group of primates..more bread and circus please..
#2 Jan 15, 2011
Dear Iron City Boys; Thank you for your fine efforts today. It was so close in the late stages that I had to just let go and soil my depends instead of visiting the powder room. It was worth stewing in my juices, with salty rivulets running down my wrinkled old cheeks, and also on my face, too. Good luck, and next week I'll double-bag it.
#3 Jan 15, 2011
Go back down into the cellar and nail/drill/screw (carpenter talk) your cousin!
circa 1937 - Carpenters, do you all know who the first carpenter in the world was? Eve, she made Adams' banana stand! How's that for a primate performance? Call if you need another circus drum roll!
#4 Jan 15, 2011
Keep drinking Play ball what is your flavor? Sorry I am not into incest , but maybe you are since you brought it up?
#5 Jan 15, 2011
Hey New Oxford teacher...for such a educated man you are surely simple for not being able to hide your ISP. so kiss my rump idiot.
#6 Jan 15, 2011
Aunty, looks like we have a testy one here! Georgey, hate to point out your inadequacies, but not everyone with an ISP address of New Oxford, PA is one and the same person; same with ISP address of United States. Simple, why would I wish to hide my address? And please cease and desist from runnin' down my cousin. In the day, my cousin was the ONLY chick for miles around, on our one (1) acre share cropper lot. She was mighty pretty, still is, we meet quite often down at the local Motel 6! How do you know I be "A" ejucated man? Kiss your rump, I would rather kiss your a$$, but you're (your) a$$ all over; wouldn't know where to begin. Now go down in the cellar and 'rip one off'(carpenter talk) with your boyfriend.
#7 Jan 15, 2011
The Rivens are just like the Oriholes chokers :-)
#8 Jan 15, 2011
Ode to George the Carpenter
Georgy Porgy Punkin & Pie
got a splinter in his eye.
Used his pliers to pull it out
then sat down on his oil can spout.
Said oh boy,
this feels real good.
Oopsy, looks like
I'm sporting "wood".
Got his oil can
gave a rub & squirt.
Shot a load
on his dirty t-shirt
Said "oh my",
What shall I do?
looked right down
saw more on his shoe.
Tried wiping off
with a dusty old rag.
His wife came in,
that ugly old hag.
She shouted George
you dirty pervert.
Jizz on your shoe
and all over your shirt.
Try as she may,
try as she might.
she catches poor George
every Saturday night
The lesson my children
don't be a fool.
don't play with your tool.
Get yourself anothet hobby George. This one ain't workin' out for you.
#10 Jan 15, 2011
take 2 idiots..one from the west..N.Ox...one from the East..Lan...What do you get? concentrated idiocy? you 2 are a couple of sorry fools..save your verse for someone who cares lancaster.
#11 Jan 15, 2011
Aunty, would you PLEASE knock it off! You're makin' me look bad. There are certain key words that are hidden within some of our stuff, that truly date us. 1940 - West York, PA (William Penn Elementary)...jizz...oh my, the memories come flooding back.
Stay WITH your hobby Aunty, as it IS workin' out for YOU! But please attempt to be more social. Ja' think it is time for we senile old fools to hit the fart-sack?'Jiss', can't get that ONE out of my head (bad choice of words); long time in hearing same!
#12 Jan 15, 2011
George, give it up, you'll never win with us! Sorry Aunty, should have invited you along fishin' today. I had so damn many SUCKERS on-line I hardly knew what to do with them. Aunty, don't become discouraged, I still CARE about YOUR verse!!! If we hurry, we can still make last call at the 'DUKE HOTEL' at 0500 hours; see you there!
#13 Jan 15, 2011
Dear George; If you didn't care, you wouldn't have responded. Your old aunty knows you all too well. Wipe the drool off your chin and the other effluvia off your tummy and keyboard. Zip up, then apologize to poor Mrs George yet one more time (it really doesn't matter what for anymore now does it?). Wash two Xanax tablets down with a glass of warm milk. Sit back and watch Sports Center, because we know you really do like to ogle professional athletes despite your protestations. Wait until the wife goes to sleep, quietly slip in beside her and curl up in the fetal position. Just another Saturday night in the George household. Sleep tight in the knowledge that your old aunty will still be here tomorrow...
#14 Jan 15, 2011
#15 Jan 15, 2011
Dear Clifford; Yes it has been a busy day for Aunty. All over the boards, even while watching the game in my "sewing room". Worked too hard at it today in between doing other stuff. We actually may have crossed paths more times than you know today if I'm not mistaken. Seems like most every time I dropped a bomb I got a reply, and there you were right above mine. Oh well, tomorrow (oops today) is another day. Gotta get up early too. I really do a lot of other things besides fool around here, believe it or not. But this has become a fun time filler. PS: didn't realize I had a (very halfassed) knack for this poetry thing. Knocked that one out in about 2 minutes. I know it's crap, but fun crap. BTW that George really IS a dick. John Doe too. Aunty was fun for today, but who knows what tomorrow will bring.
#17 Jan 15, 2011
You must care. You read the headline, clicked on the article, clicked on the comments, and typed a comment. 4 seperate actions....Looks like YOU are the one that cared.
#18 Jan 16, 2011
Wheres all the Baltimoron big talk now?
#19 Jan 16, 2011
3rd and 19 ..........really ? How do you let them get behind you ? Really ? ARRRGGHHHHHH !!
#20 Jan 16, 2011
The game was such a heart breaker except when the Ravens picked up the ball when EVERYBODY was standing around wondering what to do?? ABSOLUTE CLASSIC! Sad day..........
#21 Jan 16, 2011
The team with the double-murderer lost and the team with the rapist won.
#22 Jan 16, 2011
21-7 at the half, trouble is they played another
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