Tim Tebow Will Make Jets Pay for Poor Treatment in 2012

Jun 18, 2013 Full story: BleacherReport 25

The New York Jets did Tim Tebow wrong in 2012 in a number of different ways, but the polarizing quarterback will make his old team pay with the New England Patriots this upcoming season.

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Dutchman

Warsaw, IN

#1 Jun 18, 2013
Tebow is a proven winner in many ways (including the football field). We don't need to repeat all the kudos from Heisman winner to AFC Conference title with the Broncos to name a few. The big thing with Tebow is that he's unpredictable and his drive and passion to prove people wrong will drive him to always be a winner. "Man who say's it cannot be done, should not interfere with Tebow doing it!- Chinese proverb.
Annette

Whitby, Canada

#2 Jun 18, 2013
This is such media BS. Just at it's BS best. He is not going to do anything but play. I wish they would leave him alone.
Annette

Whitby, Canada

#3 Jun 18, 2013
Signing out from this BS topix sight.
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#4 Jun 19, 2013
Tebow will throw lightning bolts at their practices. The JETS will NEVER be able to crawl out from the holes in which they are hiding, even to see Annette playing with ..............
Sherr Bert

Riverside, CA

#5 Jun 19, 2013
As a real football I was appalled to see how the jets drafted and sought after Tebow just to bench him and ruin his career. As an upcoming talent who won my admiration by taking the Broncos to the playoffs (something Manning couldn't do with his million dollar salary) . I see Elway as a jealous overlord unable and unwilling to mentor Tebow into a greater talent that could overshadow even Elways accomplishments if given a chance. Maybe it is not too late.
Tim Tesucks

Miami, FL

#6 Jun 20, 2013
Only a real football douche could compare Teblow to Elway

\.....ohhhhh, but but but Tebow's a wiener
Laughing Bear Fan

Longmont, CO

#7 Jun 20, 2013
And Manning didn't lead his team to the playoffs (13-3 & #1 seed)
Doesn't compare to Teblow backing into the playoffs losing 3 of his last 4
Teblow admirers would gladly back into the stiff member of their savior
What kind of a following is that?

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#9 Jun 20, 2013
I Want to be like Tim but I Suck wrote:
Only a real football douche like myself would compare wieners and sausages
\.....ohhhhh, but but but I'm a wiener
> We all know that you're a whiny wiener ... but, you have to play the cards that was dealt to you! Better luck next time, loser ... ya hear!?
>:D
Tim Tesucks

Miami, FL

#10 Jun 20, 2013
FART DECO VAGINA wrote:
<quoted text>> We all know that I like a hard sweaty wiener ... but, you have to play the cards that was dealt to you! I'm a toad and nobody wants me>:D
Better luck next time, loser ... ya hear!?

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#11 Jun 20, 2013
I Want to be like Tim but Everyone knows I Suck wrote:
<quoted text>
Wish me better luck next time, one more time, Coach Artie, because I'm a practicing loser ... ya hear!?
> You don't have to practice to be a loser! You were born a loser. But, your constant practice of being a loser is paying off for you! You are definitely a better loser today than you were when you were hatched in the reptile house at the Miami-Dade Zoo. Congratulations!!! The Coach has to tell you, you're so extremely weak, unintelligent, and vulgar in your comebacks, which puts your contaminated posts in the totally pathetic category of blogdom. Tell Coach Artie ... are you a four, or, five year old snot nosed loser? Now, take into account, The Coach, is giving you some credit here, as he thinks you're really a two, or, three year ole snot nosed loser. Anyway, inquiring minds want to know! Now, run along... oops, sorry, I mean slither along and have yourself a good time at lunch, eating rats in the Everglades ... ya hear!?

Yours truly,
Coach Artie (Stomping into submission, unintelligent filthy mouthed trolls and poison snakes alike)
>:)
Tim Tedouche

Miami, FL

#12 Jun 20, 2013
FART DECO MAN wrote:
<quoted text>> You don't have to practice to be a loser! You were born a loser. But, your constant practice of being a loser is paying off for you! You are definitely a better loser today than you were when you were hatched in the reptile house at the Miami-Dade Zoo. Congratulations!!! The Coach has to tell you, you're so extremely weak, unintelligent, and vulgar in your comebacks, which puts your contaminated posts in the totally pathetic category of blogdom. Tell Coach Artie ... are you a four, or, five year old snot nosed loser? Now, take into account, The Coach, is giving you some credit here, as he thinks you're really a two, or, three year ole snot nosed loser. Anyway, inquiring minds want to know! Now, run along... oops, sorry, I mean slither along and have yourself a good time at lunch, eating rats in the Everglades ... ya hear!?
Yours truly,
Coach Artie (Stomping into submission, unintelligent filthy mouthed trolls and poison snakes alike)
>:)
Fart Deco douche dreaming of being a coach. Sitting on your Rent-A-Center couch scratching your balls in front of a 16" TV doesn't make you a coach.
Laughing Bear Fan

Longmont, CO

#13 Jun 20, 2013
The coach clearly like watching young boys take a shower. Hey FAGDICKO, Are you Sandusky?

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#15 Jun 21, 2013
Laughing Bear the Loser wrote:
The coach clearly dislikes me watching young boys take a shower. Hey coach, does that make me like Sandusky?
> Coach Artie can say without a doubt, that it makes you exactly like your identical loser twin in Miami. FACT!!!
>:)

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#16 Jun 21, 2013
> Professor Artie, that would be moi... the brilliant, unabridged genius of the universe has come up with a scientific scenario which baffles the minds of the intellectual world. A brilliant hypothesis if you will ... making scientists, physicists, psychologists, and psychiatrists from sea to shining sea scratch their pumpkin heads in wonderment, amazement, astonishment, bewilderment, awe, and admiration...
The scenario: Laughing Bear and The Loser of Miami get together to try and form a complete sentence. Laughing Bear looks at his identical twin, the Miami Loser and says, "Boy, are you ugly". The Miami Loser replies, "I'm your identical twin sister, fool". They then by some unknown force of nature come to a conclusion ... damn, we are ugly! Now, this conclusion goes way beyond the known laws of physics, but, just add this to one of the mysteries of the universe. Strange things do happen in nature after all!
Okay, here goes folks...

The Question: The Miami Loser asks his identical twin sister, Laughing Bear, "Am I really ugly"?

The Scientific Research Compiled by: pediatrician, Dr. Feelgood and his staff, composed of… Nurse Practitioner, Miss Wanda Doolittle, and LPN, Mary Slaughter, and Nurse's Aid, Bubba Slackenhouse

The Research: The good doctor and his staff compile photos of the identical twin sisters from birth to the present. A computer program which digitizes the photos with high definition resolution is used to enhance the profiles of the subjects.

The Hypothesis: Based on the obnoxious, foolish behavior, and hateful demeanor of the two subjects, plus, the frightening photos, make it almost completely unlikely that these two incoherent, uneducated twits could form a complete sentence between them.
The Test of the Hypothesis: Professor Artie opens up the Topix Website and there the two twits are ... Nuff said!!!
Analyzing the experiment: It is beyond the knowledge of mankind at this time, plus, using all the known laws of physics, that it is virtually impossible for the test subjects to be able to communicate with the populace of planet Earth, much less form a complete sentence. Add to that Analyzes ... "Those two are uggggggggly", states Dr. Feelgood, support by his knowledgeable staff.
The Results: Read the Analyzed statement above!

In Conclusion: The above experiment has led all the participating scientists, physicists, psychologists, and psychiatrists to proclaim an anomaly in the space-time continuum. Frightening for the educated citizens of Earth, I know … but, with our universally God gifted intelligence ... we can, and will survive!

Yours truly,
Professor Artie (Bringing a conclusion to everyone's thoughts as to… "Are there really nitwits, bozos, dingbats, and unintelligent twits like those two identical twin sisters living on planet Earth?)

P.S.- Unfortunately for us intelligent beings, there are those IQ challenged nitwits, bozos, dingbats, and unintelligent twits crawling on planet Earth. The good news is: We super brained Einstein's can, and will sweep them aside with our Super Nova Intelligence. Have a nice day planet Earth ... ye hear!?
>:)
Janitor Fartie

Miami, FL

#17 Jun 21, 2013
ART DECO MAN wrote:
> Professor Artie, that would be moi... the brilliant, unabridged genius of the universe has come up with a scientific scenario which baffles the minds of the intellectual world. A brilliant hypothesis if you will ... making scientists, physicists, psychologists, and psychiatrists from sea to shining sea scratch their pumpkin heads in wonderment, amazement, astonishment, bewilderment, awe, and admiration...
The scenario: Laughing Bear and The Loser of Miami get together to try and form a complete sentence. Laughing Bear looks at his identical twin, the Miami Loser and says, "Boy, are you ugly". The Miami Loser replies, "I'm your identical twin sister, fool". They then by some unknown force of nature come to a conclusion ... damn, we are ugly! Now, this conclusion goes way beyond the known laws of physics, but, just add this to one of the mysteries of the universe. Strange things do happen in nature after all!
Okay, here goes folks...
The Question: The Miami Loser asks his identical twin sister, Laughing Bear, "Am I really ugly"?
The Scientific Research Compiled by: pediatrician, Dr. Feelgood and his staff, composed of… Nurse Practitioner, Miss Wanda Doolittle, and LPN, Mary Slaughter, and Nurse's Aid, Bubba Slackenhouse
The Research: The good doctor and his staff compile photos of the identical twin sisters from birth to the present. A computer program which digitizes the photos with high definition resolution is used to enhance the profiles of the subjects.
The Hypothesis: Based on the obnoxious, foolish behavior, and hateful demeanor of the two subjects, plus, the frightening photos, make it almost completely unlikely that these two incoherent, uneducated twits could form a complete sentence between them.
The Test of the Hypothesis: Professor Artie opens up the Topix Website and there the two twits are ... Nuff said!!!
Analyzing the experiment: It is beyond the knowledge of mankind at this time, plus, using all the known laws of physics, that it is virtually impossible for the test subjects to be able to communicate with the populace of planet Earth, much less form a complete sentence. Add to that Analyzes ... "Those two are uggggggggly", states Dr. Feelgood, support by his knowledgeable staff.
The Results: Read the Analyzed statement above!
In Conclusion: The above experiment has led all the participating scientists, physicists, psychologists, and psychiatrists to proclaim an anomaly in the space-time continuum. Frightening for the educated citizens of Earth, I know … but, with our universally God gifted intelligence ... we can, and will survive!
Yours truly,
Professor Artie (Bringing a conclusion to everyone's thoughts as to… "Are there really nitwits, bozos, dingbats, and unintelligent twits like those two identical twin sisters living on planet Earth?)
P.S.- Unfortunately for us intelligent beings, there are those IQ challenged nitwits, bozos, dingbats, and unintelligent twits crawling on planet Earth. The good news is: We super brained Einstein's can, and will sweep them aside with our Super Nova Intelligence. Have a nice day planet Earth ... ye hear!?
>:)
Damn, do you need to get laid.

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Since: Jan 07

I'm Blessed to Live In DIXIE!

#18 Jun 25, 2013
Janitor Ugly wrote:
<quoted text>
Damn, I'm ugly, probably why I can't get laid.
> That's a fact ... now, step away from the mirror before you scare yourself to death ... ya hear!?
>:)
Chuck

Jacksonville, NC

#19 Jun 25, 2013
I just hope Tim gets a chance to prove what he really can do. After he's played a FULL year then judge him.
Tim Teblower

Miami, FL

#20 Jun 25, 2013
Timothy's already proven what he can do: Ground a few passes into the turf yards away from any targets, sit on the bench pondering the universe, and drop to his knees to pray he makes a completion in the upcoming game.

That qualifies him, at best, to be a 3rd string QB. Maybe.
Tina

Cary, NC

#21 Jun 25, 2013
nobody is afraid of Tebow. He can barely throw a spiral. Most of his thrown footballs look like lame ducks.

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#22 Jun 27, 2013
I Want to be like Tim Tebow but Im too Ugly wrote:
Timothy's already proven that he can pass and run, while I sit on the bench on my neighborhood Lawn Darts team pondering the universe, and if I'd believe in God I'd drop to my knees to pray that I would have the strength to raise a lawn dart to throw in the upcoming Lawn Darts game. That being said I guess my coach will never let me get in the game. Dang it! I quess that qualifies me, at best, to be a lifetime bench warmer. It's so lonely on the bench.
> Coach Artie wouldn't know ... he was a starter when he played football!
>:)

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