NFL quarterback Tim Tebow teams up with TiVo

The DVR pioneer, on the comeback trail after losing subscribers in recent years, is turning to the NFL's Tim Tebow to spread the company gospel.

[Laughing Bear Fan]

I knew it! Teblow will be the next Snake Oil Pitchman!
I can hear it now.....
an if you order your package Rid-O-Clapp in the next 15 minutes
I will personally say God Bless and double your order price
You'll receive enough Rid-O-Clapp to be promiscuous for an entire month
All for the special price of not $100, not even $200 but for $300
Send me your money
God Bless

[Noodle Feet]

Impressive...from Jockey Staycool T-Shirt's to TiVo...

next he will be the spokesman for Massengill and Campbells Noodle Soup...

[Teformercial]

4 years from now, Tebozo will be pitching christian rock cd's on midnight infomercials.

Order in the next ten minutes and he'll include a piece of silly puddy imprinted by his virgin dingaling.

[Laughing MAO]

Irony: Teblow who sits on the bench and has nothing worth recording...

[Tebonics]

" Its like a magic box..." Simply pathetic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch... #!

[Snake Oil Salesmen]

Tebow and Brady Quinn: Prime Time Backup QB Pitchmen

Maybe Papa Johns can get them. BTW, why the hell does the owner of Papa Johns insist on being in those commercials? He looks constipated, like he needs a laxative.

[Up In Smoke Manning]

Colorado just legalized reefer
Manning just completed his 420th TD pass
Manning is also aa Papa John's franchise owner
Coincidence? I think not
This is even more planned out than any Teblow escapade

[Tebow blessed my herpes]

Jason wrote:

Tebow needs to play!!!

Yes, Tebow needs to play, with himself in the shower, away from the football field where he can cause problems.

[Laughing Bear Fan]

Jason wrote:

Tebow needs to play with himself!!!

On pay-per-view

[Buick Chokemaster]

Tebow can pitch Buicks. What better place to slap on your Jesus fish emblem?

[Tebooger]

Laughing Bear Fan wrote:

<quoted text>On pay-per-view

By way of the Tebow Tivo

[Tebooger]

Truth is, Tebow will be selling plastic Jesus yard figures on eBay when his NFL career is over. Which it about already is.

[Tebaggers]

I agree with Jason...Teblow needs to play...need a laugh....

[Laughing Bear Fan]

Tebow will join forces with Oprah and have his own network called TAN, Tebow Advertising Network. It will market anything 24/7. Late at night when kids are in bed Tebow will promote the "God Almighty", a 29 inch variable speed puslating pillar of pleasure. He named it that because during beta testing he stuck it in his caboose and those were the first words he uttered.

[Teevees]

lmao...

maybe they can form Wobet Productions...but have it based in SF instead of Chitown....

[RAIDER MISTERIO OG]

OH, i though they were talking about DeeBow from the movie "next friday"!
nfl (qb) tim tebow teams up with TiVo not DeeBow.
but can you imagine if that happened?(lol).
RAIDERS 2012!!!