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Philadelphia Eagles' LeSean McCoy: I'd Pick My Toddler Over Tim Tebow

There are 7 comments on the Switched story from Apr 13, 2014, titled Philadelphia Eagles' LeSean McCoy: I'd Pick My Toddler Over Tim Tebow. In it, Switched reports that:

If given the choice between a toddler and Tim Tebow , Philadelphia Eagles star LeSean McCoy says he'd definitely pick the tyke.

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shawn schumaker

Akron, OH

#1 Apr 16, 2014
Mr.Mcoy well your getting your toddler in mark sanchez. Good luck with that!!! Lol
LeEnema McLaxative

Miami, FL

#2 Apr 16, 2014
I'd pick his toddler in a pants shitting competition. All that bible talk constipates Tebow.
shawn schumaker

New Alexandria, PA

#3 Aug 21, 2014
LeEnema McLaxative wrote:
I'd pick his toddler in a pants shitting competition. All that bible talk constipates Tebow.
Tebow has a way better record than Sanchez. And let me guess by your Bible comment your a liberal.
Tebonics

Houston, TX

#4 Aug 22, 2014
shawn schumaker wrote:
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Tebow has a way better record than Sanchez.
Get over Tebow man...its going on season #2 and no one wants that loser...with his "better record"....belch...
Shawn Schmuckmaker

Miami, FL

#5 Aug 22, 2014
shawn schumaker wrote:
<quoted text>
Tebow has a way better record than Sanchez. And let me guess by your Bible comment your a liberal.
Let me guess, by your Bible comment "your" a conservitard who can't spell but loves fairy tales.

Teblow was on a far better team than Sanchez. Both suck, but Teblow had the opportunity to cover his massive shortcomings by having a real team around himself.
Teblow Free Agency

Miami, FL

#6 Aug 22, 2014
******CRICKETS******
Mark

United States

#8 Nov 16, 2014
Needs a fart report like this

FART REPORT>

Flatulence Physiology--

Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...

Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...

Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example...

Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit...

Flatulence Physiology!!

Flatulence is a normal biological process referring to the release of flatus or gas from the digestive system via the back passage...

Mechanism of flatulence:
Sensory nerve endings present in the rectum and anal canal can detect pressure exerted by the bulk of a stool. As this pressure mounts, a person feels the urgency to pass the stool. The flatus that gathers in the lower intestine and colon also exerts pressure and triggers a need to pass wind...

Flatulence often makes a sound, as the flatus passes through the tight anal sphincter. The speed the gas is passed at, the tightness of the sphincter and other factors such as water and body fat content, determine the type and pitch of the sound. Flatulence can occur accidentally when pressure within the abdomen is suddenly raised due to coughing, sneezing, sexual intercourse or laughing, for example.

Components of the flatus:
The flatus is mainly composed of nitrogen, hydrogen and carbon dioxide. The carbon dioxide content is higher among people who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The flatulence is usually only foul smelling when it contains gases that smell such as sulphur, although it is normal for the flatus to smell a bit

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