Breaking Down Tim Tebow's Best Career...

Breaking Down Tim Tebow's Best Career Options at This Juncture

There are 92 comments on the BleacherReport story from Oct 13, 2013, titled Breaking Down Tim Tebow's Best Career Options at This Juncture. In it, BleacherReport reports that:

Tim Tebow has been without a job for approximately six weeks, and the odds of him getting another in the NFL are looking slimmer than ever.

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TNS

La Palma, CA

#21 Oct 17, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
Teblow will make a fine actor
He will reach the peak of his career as a pizza delivery guy in a porn flick
Delivering pizza's to a boys academy
Showed some of your boys comments to a Psychiatrist who does background work for one of my companies. His response was don't hire any of you. Went on to say why. Without all the techno talk he said when a person makes a joke they are revealing their own hidden desires. So every time one of you misanthropes uses a call sign or comments in an inappropriate way, all you are doing is revealing yourselves which is documented forever on the Internet in such a way as to degrade yourself beyond a level which is acceptable, hireable and worthy of true friendship. People of like backgrounds often stick together and form clubs. For all I know you guys are members of your own self-destructive club. Suggest you ask for a refund and get on improving your lives. Regardless, your current activities waste your time and advertise you to others as being of the lowest quality. Each similar comment only goes to entrench you in your depraved lifestyle. What you now call fun is a cancer in your lives that will ultimately destroy you. Strongly suggest you get evaluated and put together an improvement plan. Wishing you only the best.
Mensatard

Miami, FL

#22 Oct 18, 2013
It's safe to say the Cypress, CA nutwad is unhireable. Which personality of his do you hire?

He's old and dying of cancer
He's a young man hoping to have grandkids
He's a genius and wealthy business owner
He's a 50 year old virgin living in his mom's spare bedroom dreaming of smoking Tebow pole

Guess which is closest to the truth?
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#23 Oct 18, 2013
He obviously plays with dolls, developed the concept of GI Joe and sold it to Hasbro, Developed the Ken doll to go along with Barbie as a manifestation of his inability to hang out with females. He further started the gay movement in this country by having GI Joe and Ken naked in a 69 position plastered on billboards in Castro. The story of Forest Gump is the story of his life and in one of his companies (Dos Equis) he stars oh their commercials as "the most interesting man in the world"
Terry G

La Palma, CA

#24 Oct 18, 2013
Mensatard wrote:
It's safe to say the Cypress, CA nutwad is unhireable. Which personality of his do you hire?
He's old and dying of cancer
He's a young man hoping to have grandkids
He's a genius and wealthy business owner
He's a 50 year old virgin living in his mom's spare bedroom dreaming of smoking Tebow pole
Guess which is closest to the truth?
I know people that fit each of your first three choices but not the last one so I'm guessing that choice four is your personal dream. Our club likes to respond to the inaccurates that comment puting them back on the right track. Never thought that Florida, Texas and Colorado would be the winners for the least classy places. But then I'm often surprised. Rather than tell you more of the truth which you wouldn't believe anyway. Maybe there is a club but it only has one member and it's the dreaded seven headed hydra. At least that's as good a guess as any of the crap Miami has to offer. Or maybe there is a family of triplets (Triple NS) that agrees to correct the pot smoking uneducated public. Whether one guy, three guys or a club of 100 or so why not answer the sports questions. Wow what a novel idea. Or continue to bash, slam, be crude and rude since that seems to be your MO. It's been said many times before, how you chose to respond will tell the world forever (Internet) who you are. As for me all this trash talk makes me feel like Larry Bird and Michael Jordan, not. To escalate or de-escalate that is the question, whether it is nobler in the minds of men to ......
BarTender

La Palma, CA

#25 Oct 18, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
He obviously plays with dolls, developed the concept of GI Joe and sold it to Hasbro, Developed the Ken doll to go along with Barbie as a manifestation of his inability to hang out with females. He further started the gay movement in this country by having GI Joe and Ken naked in a 69 position plastered on billboards in Castro. The story of Forest Gump is the story of his life and in one of his companies (Dos Equis) he stars oh their commercials as "the most interesting man in the world"
Dad always said there would be guys like you around who if they can't beat it, knock it. Should have paid attention in school man.
Mike J

La Palma, CA

#26 Oct 18, 2013
Metaphoring wrote:
I too am rooting for his success...in the unemployment line...
Usually when I think of Houston it makes me laugh. Your the exception. From your viewpoint guess that makes you exceptional. Hahaha.
dunlop

Lake City, FL

#27 Oct 18, 2013
tebow will allways be a winer
Janitor

La Palma, CA

#28 Oct 18, 2013
dunlop wrote:
tebow will allways be a winer
Think you meant whiner. Are all the malcontents uneducated? So far it seems the countries worst education systems are in Miami, Houston and Elizabeth, Colorado. Rumor has it (Adele), it takes adding the IQ of an idiot from each of the 3 towns mentioned to equal the IQ of a moron from California. I know not saying much. Yet the analytics suggest moving west is best. Want proof, the biggest idiots all reside in Wash D.C.
And like those guys in D.C. Haven't heard a single intelligent argument out of the 3 towns above. All whiners.
Heres an easy one for you...why was Luck the wise move over Manning in Indy? Give me all three reasons or you fail (2 out of 3 is 67% below passing). Bet you guys won't even try. A lot like Celo's song, all you got is change in your pocket.
The K

North Vernon, IN

#29 Oct 20, 2013
I think it's amazing when people say stupid things like "Tim tebow lacks the skills to be a qb". Really? It's like the morons who say that tebow can't be successful in the nfl. News flash..... He's already been successful in the nfl. Oh yeah, and he had that success as a qb! He also won 2 NCAA championships as a qb. It's against the laws of reason to argue that someone is incapable of doing something they've already done. Is it pretty? No. But you can't argue that he hasn't been successful. Look around.... Brady quin... Cam newton... Vince young.... Jemarcus russel.... Sam Bradford... Matt Leinert. All guys that supposedly have the "skills" that tebow doesn't have. How successful are they? Guess what, it shows that it's hard for young qb's to win games in the nfl, whether they have skills or not. The fact that tebow has had more success in one year than all these guys , despite lacking the "skills", proves that those "skills" are not always what wins games. Tebow did it once. And before it's all said and done, he's going to do it again.
Gooddogowner

La Palma, CA

#30 Oct 20, 2013
The K wrote:
I think it's amazing when people say stupid things like "Tim tebow lacks the skills to be a qb". Really? It's like the morons who say that tebow can't be successful in the nfl. News flash..... He's already been successful in the nfl. Oh yeah, and he had that success as a qb! He also won 2 NCAA championships as a qb. It's against the laws of reason to argue that someone is incapable of doing something they've already done. Is it pretty? No. But you can't argue that he hasn't been successful. Look around.... Brady quin... Cam newton... Vince young.... Jemarcus russel.... Sam Bradford... Matt Leinert. All guys that supposedly have the "skills" that tebow doesn't have. How successful are they? Guess what, it shows that it's hard for young qb's to win games in the nfl, whether they have skills or not. The fact that tebow has had more success in one year than all these guys , despite lacking the "skills", proves that those "skills" are not always what wins games. Tebow did it once. And before it's all said and done, he's going to do it again.
Despite Tebow being what you call successful, the bet is that he has limited upside and not enough upside to win a SB. His passing skills are not up to NFL requirements though his running was superior. Problem is, teams want QBs that pass not run. I think it's funny when people say stupid things too. Like Tebow has proven he can be successful. No, he was somewhat successful one time with a team that has SB written all over it but for the QB. He was the weak link. A link they improved dramatically on with the signing of Manning. Tebow didnt even beat out Sanchez at the Jets who finished the season at the bottom of the QB list. If Tebow could play QB, teams would be lining up for him. No one is.
Tim Teblow

Miami, FL

#31 Oct 21, 2013
The K wrote:
I think it's amazing when people say stupid things like "Tim tebow lacks the skills to be a qb". Really? It's like the morons who say that tebow can't be successful in the nfl. News flash..... He's already been successful in the nfl. Oh yeah, and he had that success as a qb! He also won 2 NCAA championships as a qb. It's against the laws of reason to argue that someone is incapable of doing something they've already done. Is it pretty? No. But you can't argue that he hasn't been successful. Look around.... Brady quin... Cam newton... Vince young.... Jemarcus russel.... Sam Bradford... Matt Leinert. All guys that supposedly have the "skills" that tebow doesn't have. How successful are they? Guess what, it shows that it's hard for young qb's to win games in the nfl, whether they have skills or not. The fact that tebow has had more success in one year than all these guys , despite lacking the "skills", proves that those "skills" are not always what wins games. Tebow did it once. And before it's all said and done, he's going to do it again.
So, according to you, Tebow lacks skills but the teams he's on still find a way to win, despite Tebow's lack of skills. And you wonder why Tebow is out of the NFL. That's priceless stuff, man.
Boogie Nights

Miami, FL

#32 Oct 21, 2013
Terry G wrote:
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I know people that fit each of your first three choices but not the last one so I'm guessing that choice four is your personal dream. Our club likes to respond to the inaccurates that comment puting them back on the right track. Never thought that Florida, Texas and Colorado would be the winners for the least classy places. But then I'm often surprised. Rather than tell you more of the truth which you wouldn't believe anyway. Maybe there is a club but it only has one member and it's the dreaded seven headed hydra. At least that's as good a guess as any of the crap Miami has to offer. Or maybe there is a family of triplets (Triple NS) that agrees to correct the pot smoking uneducated public. Whether one guy, three guys or a club of 100 or so why not answer the sports questions. Wow what a novel idea. Or continue to bash, slam, be crude and rude since that seems to be your MO. It's been said many times before, how you chose to respond will tell the world forever (Internet) who you are. As for me all this trash talk makes me feel like Larry Bird and Michael Jordan, not. To escalate or de-escalate that is the question, whether it is nobler in the minds of men to ......
Is there a cover charge or a dress code to get into your make believe club?
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#33 Oct 21, 2013
Boogie Nights wrote:
<quoted text>
Is there a cover charge or a dress code to get into your make believe club?
You wear your Sunday Best and drop a fin in the collection plate as someone regales you with stories of cloud fairies
Tim Teblow

Miami, FL

#34 Oct 21, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
<quoted text>You wear your Sunday Best and drop a fin in the collection plate as someone regales you with stories of cloud fairies
Maybe one of his personalities is an atheist.
Janitor

La Palma, CA

#35 Oct 22, 2013
Boogie Nights wrote:
<quoted text>
Is there a cover charge or a dress code to get into your make believe club?
Would you be coming as Tim Teblow or Boogie Nights or one of the several other Miami respondents?(turnabout only seems fair play). If you added up all their IQs you just might have enough to gain entrance. Individually doubt they'd let you in. Minimum requirement 150 IQ. and yes there most certainly is., both.
CustodiantardMen sa6

Miami, FL

#36 Oct 22, 2013
Janitor wrote:
<quoted text>
Would you be coming as Tim Teblow or Boogie Nights or one of the several other Miami respondents?(turnabout only seems fair play). If you added up all their IQs you just might have enough to gain entrance. Individually doubt they'd let you in. Minimum requirement 150 IQ. and yes there most certainly is., both.
The difference between you and me is that I don't answer my own posts, and I don't pretend to be several different people. I am not stupid enough to think that people can't tell, especially when using the same freaking ip location that appears with every post. This is a really bad place to brag about your intelligence, as you come across as being a sad simpleton around here.
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#37 Oct 22, 2013
CustodiantardMensa6 wrote:
<quoted text>
The difference between you and me is that I don't answer my own posts, and I don't pretend to be several different people. I am not stupid enough to think that people can't tell, especially when using the same freaking ip location that appears with every post. This is a really bad place to brag about your intelligence, as you come across as being a sad simpleton around here.
Somebody has to believe he's smart...
May as well be him
We certainly don't
Janitor

La Palma, CA

#38 Oct 22, 2013
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
<quoted text>Somebody has to believe he's smart...
May as well be him
We certainly don't
Jealousy doesnt look good on anybody. But at least It's a step up from lunacy.
Would be interested in how two imbeciles with turrets define "smart". Should be interesting for our round table discussions.
Janitard

Miami, FL

#39 Oct 23, 2013
"our round table discussions"===sitting in the nuthouse cafeteria discussing adult diapers.
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#40 Oct 23, 2013
Mensatard was told to sit in the corner of a round room. Hasn't been heard from since

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