Think you are confused. Both Denver and Miami answer ther own questions, use vulgar and perverse language and accuse others of their own improper comments and behavior. Try discarding your daily attacks and focus on truth telling relative to football. if you can muster the strength.<quoted text>
Stop answering your own posts, then you'll have room to talk.
Also, get off Brady's scrotum. You're embarrassing yourself.
#41 Aug 22, 2014
#42 Aug 25, 2014
No, fool, no confusion, it's YOU.
#43 Aug 25, 2014
Protein & Flatulence
Nothing is quite as embarrassing as an audible and odoriferous fart released in the middle of a business meeting. Although mortifying, flatus is a totally normal part of human digestion. Changing your diet may reduce the frequency of flatus, but don't eliminate healthy foods just to maintain your dignity.
Diet and Gas
Protein-dense foods -- including beans and dairy products -- are common sources of flatulence, but the carbohydrates they contain are actually to blame. Harvard Medical School explains that three sugars found in beans -- raffinose, stachyose and verbascose -- are consumed by bacteria in the colon which release gas as a by-product. Lactose, the sugar found in milk, triggers a similar cascade of gas-inducing events.
Flatus is composed of a mix of gases including carbon dioxide, oxygen, nitrogen and hydrogen. Truly deadly-smelling flatus contain a gas called sulfur. Eating protein-rich foods including eggs and meat can increase the sulfur in your system, according to Harvard Medical School.
#44 Aug 25, 2014
Flatulence-free belly: Six foods for a happy belly
If you are suffering from flatulence or bloating due to too much gas in your stomach, you are in the right place because this article will give you some examples of foods that are less likely to cause flatulence. It does not only make you feel uncomfortable, but it can also be embarrassing if you release gas in a crowd, especially if it is loud and smelly.
Most articles focus on the list of foods that causes flatulence. These are foods that have high carbohydrate contents, especially when they are not properly chewed and digested. However, it may be impossible to avoid all these foods because most of the nutritious foods that your body requires can cause flatulence. What you can do instead is to focus on the foods that are less likely to cause flatulence. Here are six food groups that you can eat without worrying about suffering from flatulence.
1. Non-gassy proteins
Foods that are rich in protein do not really cause flatulence, except when they are not properly chewed and digested. There are some protein-rich foods that do not give off too much gas like grass fed lean beef, white meat like chicken and turkey, hard cheese, peanut butter, fish, and eggs. These foods are not only stomach-friendly. They are also good for people who are on a diet.
2. Vegetables with low carbohydrates
The main culprit as to why people suffer from stomach gas problems is carbohydrates. This is why it is important to eat low carbohydrate foods like low carbohydrate vegetables since you cannot completely avoid carbohydrates in your diet. Some examples of carbohydrates are carrots, celery, cucumber, fennel, eggplant, green beans, herbs, greens, mushrooms, okra, pumpkin, radicchio, scallions, snow peas, tomatoes, zucchini, chives, and peppers.
3. Fruits with low sugar content
Sugars found in fruits are known to cause flatulence. This type of sugar is called fructose. What you can do is to eat fruits with low sugar content like apples, certain berries, apricots, guavas, melons, grapefruit, pears, peaches, papayas, lime, lemon, plums, kiwis, watermelons, and nectarines. It is better to eat these fruits raw. Canned fruits may have additional sugar content that may cause bloating and flatulence.
4. Wheat alternatives
Wheat is difficult to digest, which is why it is one of the main causes of flatulence. You can still enjoy bread, pasta, and other foods by using wheat alternatives like corn, rice, millet, and wild rice. You can also use quinoa flour for baking bread and nut meal for cookies and cakes. Instead of choosing pasta made of wheat, you can use pasta that comes from rice, corn, or quinoa flour.
5. Dairy substitutes
Lactose is another form of sugar that can cause discomfort to your stomach. You can eat dairy substitutes made from soya like cheese, yogurts, and desserts; milk made from oat, almond, rice, and soya; and yeast flakes.
6. Avocado, humus, tahini, and guacamole
For sandwich spreads and salad dressings, you can use these foods that do not cause flatulence. They are also healthier than other kinds of spreads and dressings.
#45 Aug 27, 2014
What, are you Bear in the Big Blue House? Sniff, sniff, sniff, it's you.:)
#46 Aug 27, 2014
Oh look it's the Miami guy. The same guy who has many dozens of names and answers his own comments and does it while engaged in peverse comments or ones lacking sanity concerning football analysis. Your best response would be to come up with a well thought out football comment instead of accusing others of what you do yourself. Did you forget already F o o t b a l l.
#47 Aug 27, 2014
The only football you "know" is cut-n-paste ESPN stats for your lover Brady. Tell Cara Murphy, Bartender, Zoo Bear, and Jake I said kiss my buttocks.
#48 Aug 27, 2014
The only sniffing around here is you sniffing Manning and Bradys nuts because they are all you talk about under numerous names. The evidence is all over these forums, nothing you can say will ccover it up. The Tom Brady/Peyton Manning comparision bashing shows you have pent up sexual frustration over the 2 men. Its quite perverse actually.
The countless hours spent waiting for the next Broncos headline to be written so you can jump all over it, with dong in hand, so you can compair the 2 men. Keep up the lack of insight.
#49 Aug 27, 2014
What causes foul smelling stool? 6 possible conditions
Signs of Foul-Smelling Stool
Symptoms that may be associated with foul-smelling stools include:
runny stool (diarrhea)
frequent bowel movements
Foul-smelling stools may be the sign of a serious medical condition. See your doctor immediately if you develop any of the following symptoms:
blood in your stool
unintentional weight loss
How Is Foul-Smelling Stool Diagnosed?
During your visit with your doctor, he or she will ask questions about your feces, including its consistency and when you first noticed the foul odor. If the consistency of your stools has recently changed, your doctor will want to know when the change occurred. He or she will also ask if you’ve made any dietary changes. Tell your doctor about any foods you ate before your stools became foul-smelling but have stopped eating, as well as foods you’ve recently begun to eat.
At this point, your doctor may ask for a stool sample to check for bacterial, viral, or parasitic infections. He or she may also wish to take a blood sample for testing.
Your future health outlook depends on what caused the foul-smelling stool. Most conditions that cause this symptom are treatable. However, diseases such as irritable bowel syndrome or Crohn’s disease may require lifelong changes to your diet or medications to control bowel movements and pain.
#50 Aug 27, 2014
Flatulence can be caused due to a wide range of reasons. More often than not, the formation of foul-smelling gas occurs due to the consumption of food items that are difficult to digest. Cutting down on the intake of these food items can certainly prove beneficial.
Consumption of Food Items that Cause Gas
Excessive production of intestinal gas could be due to the consumption of food items that are rich in fiber, starch, cellulose, or complex carbohydrates (raffinose and stachyose) which are not easily digested by our body.
Skatole (an organic compound that belongs to the indole family), short chain fatty acids, and sulfur compounds are often responsible for causing foul-smelling gas. Skatole and indole are usually the by-products of the digestion of meat. The smell of rotten eggs is mainly due to the formation of hydrogen sulfide, which may occur due to the consumption of sulfur-rich food items such as cauliflower, cabbage, broccoli, red meat, fish, legumes, etc.
Methanethiol is another gas that may form when the bacteria act on methionine, which is an amino acid that is present in nuts, seeds, meat, eggs, and fish. Here is a list of food items that may cause gas.
Imbalance of the Gut Flora
The formation of excessive gas could also occur due to the imbalance of the microbial gut flora. There are certain beneficial bacteria that are essential for the healthy functioning of the body. An imbalance occurs when the number of friendly bacteria reduces. Stress and prolonged use of antibiotics could disrupt the balance of the microbial flora in the intestine, thereby affecting the digestion in an adverse manner.
#51 Aug 27, 2014
I know Jake, have a hunch who the Bartender might be but am at a loss identifying the Zoo Bear and Cara Murphy. Is that the same Cara that was on the news in Florida for her notoriety?
Why do you waste your time swearing at people when you could be discussing the football topics of the day? Sorry, Silly question. You would if you could.
#52 Aug 27, 2014
You have been tabbed an immature troll for the following reasons;
Think of all the countless hours you spent reading those comments and getting infuriated to the point of making emotional outbursts revealing to the world you can't control your own emotions, and how you deal with it, by making perverse, lowlife comments instead of responding to the details of the comment themselves. Talk about frustrated, your claim, You are the poster boy. As for how you are lacking in the emotional and sexual arenas of your life, we all can only pity you, and we don't need to know the details of your life that you try and attach to others. Some things are best left unsaid. Too bad you missed a proper upbringing otherwise you would know how to properly respond instead of shooting off vulgarities everytime someone disagrees with you. So, so sad. Maybe you should get a pet, they won't understand your foul language, problem is you would probably mistreat they them, so ...never mind.
P.S. you still haven't given any actionable intel that shows Peyton is in Brady's class. Hundreds of emotional outbursts and swear words without a single justification for Peyton. You are ample proof that Brady is by far better since you can't find anything and instead spend all your time wasting hundreds of comments on outbursts as do the lowlifes which you accuse others of being.
#53 Aug 27, 2014
Great work, outstandinf fart insight. Keep up the reports.
#54 Aug 27, 2014
Looking forward to more great info like this.
#55 Aug 27, 2014
Disagree. Farts like the gas they speak of lack substance. The author thinks he is funny and writes about the topic because he has been hammered everytime he tries to comment on football. He is hammered because his insights are inaccurate based solely in his own "feelings" or media hype which is unsubstantiated.. All he has left is these worthless musings.
Makes sense though. His viewpoint that Manning is the best lacks substance as well.
#56 Aug 27, 2014
Please post up more fart games
#57 Aug 27, 2014
Superb work!! Looking forward to the next installment.
#58 Aug 27, 2014
This is good info. 100% the best, way better than reading daily posts of some man fetish of Manning vs Brady that no one cares about.
#59 Aug 27, 2014
Inhale the knowledge, who knows it may solidify and your brain will become a piece of crap. What, it is already, you say.. Makes sense. Why else would you forget to make football comments on a football commenting site. You use things for unintended purposes. Probably why you are so often into the perversion arena.
A football discussion goes something like this...Manning is a post season liability. Anyone could take the Broncos to the playoffs (even Tebow did) and anyone other than Manning would at least have a chance of winning. The only question with Manning is how does he plan to lose it, INT, fumble, pick six, safety, personal foul? His regular season stats are all about him and have no bearing on his teams chances in the post season. Manning will excel against the dregs of the league and lose or at least play poorly against the first good defense he faces in the post season. It's his way. 20 years and counting. Even T. Martin can win where Manning falters.
Obvious you care or you wouldn't bring it up all the time. And you wouldn't be replacing real football conversation with an over abundance of fart reports to drive people from the site if you didn't care. It's what you care about that's sad.
Fortunately we have many more sites to choose from so your attempts are a drop in the bucket. Seldom humorous, sometimes informative, never relative to the football season at hand, usually oerverse. Not only are Topix and the general public losers in your scheme of things but you yourself turn out to be the biggest loser of all. Ciao.
#60 Aug 28, 2014
I know Jake, too, he was around here a few weeks ago. Got picked up for soliciting oral sex to a male cop.
Bartender lives in a trailer with his mom, that's all I know.
Cara Murphy has flaming STDs and she still puts out.
Insight is all of the above, and is too dumb to even change either his writing style or his ip location on a site that reveals it to all viewers. Cypress, CA must be a leper colony.
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