Finding Tim Tebow: Where Is He, and What Is He Going to Do Next?

Oct 18, 2013 Full story: BleacherReport 10

Tim Tebow hasn't been spotted on radio or television for weeks. He's done no interviews.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#1 Oct 18, 2013
He will start a website where his followers can bid on Tebow actions in an auction format.
1) show up in your church $500 minimum bid
2) Show up in a hospital to heal you $1,000
3) show up in your bathroom to drizzle holy water on you $5,000
4) Show up in your bathroom to give you a prostate massage $10,000
5) reciprocal one-eye prostate massages FREE
6) Show up for a show-and-tell? Priceless
jourdan

Lafayette, LA

#2 Oct 20, 2013
I HOPE THAT TIM TEBOW GETS TO SIGN WITH THE JAGUARS. HE IS DEFINITELY A POTENTIAL GREAT IF A TEAM WOULD TRULY SEE NOT ONLY HIS ABILITY LISTEN HIS PERSEVERANCE ALONE SUBSTANTIATES HIS LOYALTY TO THE GAME.HE IS A "DRAW CARD" WITHIN HIMSELF AND WELL WORTH THE MONEY HE IS ALLOCATED.I PREDICT, THAT WHICHEVER TEAM THAT SIGNS TIM TEBOW WILL WIN THE 2014 SUPER BOWL.
Tim Teblow

Miami, FL

#3 Oct 21, 2013
jourdan wrote:
I HOPE THAT TIM TEBOW GETS TO SIGN WITH THE JAGUARS. HE IS DEFINITELY A POTENTIAL GREAT IF A TEAM WOULD TRULY SEE NOT ONLY HIS ABILITY LISTEN HIS PERSEVERANCE ALONE SUBSTANTIATES HIS LOYALTY TO THE GAME.HE IS A "DRAW CARD" WITHIN HIMSELF AND WELL WORTH THE MONEY HE IS ALLOCATED.I PREDICT, THAT WHICHEVER TEAM THAT SIGNS TIM TEBOW WILL WIN THE 2014 SUPER BOWL.
The NFL Network should hire you as an ANALyst.
Streetrunner

New York, NY

#4 Nov 11, 2013
Tebow signed with a powerhouse type agent who is gonna make a strategy for him to get back in the NFL. Watch ... my prediction: he is gonna change position to special teams guy. Then the agent will try to weasel a QB position from there.
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#5 Nov 11, 2013
The Holy Father has limited pull in the locker room
Laughing Bear Fan

Denver, CO

#6 Nov 26, 2013
Tebow put on his Nun bonnet and immediately flew out to Denver to greet the Broncos as they deplaned from the New England loss hoping to persuade Del Rio to bench Manning for the "fresh" Tebow. There was an aroma of Summer's Eve wafting through the concourse
MickeyCO3

Jacksonville, FL

#7 Nov 26, 2013
After watching Eli Manning fail to take advantage of a wide open field in front of him against Dallas .That could have won the game for the Giants I believe he should go to the Gmen. The Giants win on a dink and dunk passing game and solid running by Jacobs and Bradshaw. Add Tebow who,s no worse a passer than Eli and they win the East & more.
Tim Teblowjob

Miami, FL

#8 Nov 27, 2013
MickeyCO3 wrote:
After watching Eli Manning fail to take advantage of a wide open field in front of him against Dallas .That could have won the game for the Giants I believe he should go to the Gmen. The Giants win on a dink and dunk passing game and solid running by Jacobs and Bradshaw. Add Tebow who,s no worse a passer than Eli and they win the East & more.
GODdamn you're smart....you got it all figured out, while the NFL suits fumble in the dark, searching in vain for QBs that can pass a football. Actually, in the eyes of the Lord, Tebow is already a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. When Tebow stood in the pocket, he stood with Jesus. When Tebow threw an incompletion, he got a pat on the butt from Moses.
Laughing Buford

Denver, CO

#9 Dec 2, 2013
Tim Teblowjob wrote:
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When Tebow threw an incompletion, he got a pat on the butt from Moses.
Incorrecto
When he was dropping back to pass, he fumbles the ball, then after a miraculous fumble recovery he gashes the middle of the Cardinals defense en route to a 66.6 yard TD run. After which he is chest bumped by Moses who draws on the inspiration and ventured out to part the Red Sea
Streetrunner

Amityville, NY

#10 Dec 5, 2013
That is hilarious. But in all reality it is fun to bash Tebow but he definitely is a talent.

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