What Will It Take for Tim Tebow to Finally Switch Positions?

Sep 5, 2013 Full story: BleacherReport 58

Those NFL fans who have grown tired of the Tim Tebow circus likely breathed a sigh of relief on Saturday when the New England Patriots did not retain the former Florida star as part of the 53-man roster.

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Tom Brady Bunch

Miami, FL

#41 Oct 7, 2013
BarTender wrote:
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Belichick wouldn't be allowed in the door (real geniuses only) and I get in because I work here. I'm sure you would do better than most on your test being orally fixated as you are.
Showed one of the guys your comment. He laughed and said to respond with...you are like the invisible man wearing an ass jacket. Take it off and what's left for people to see is the rest of you.:)
Which one of "the guys" changes your adult diaper?
Mesna6farts

United States

#42 Oct 7, 2013
BarTender wrote:
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Belichick wouldn't be allowed in the door (real geniuses only) and I get in because I work here. I'm sure you would do better than most on your test being orally fixated as you are.
Showed one of the guys your comment. He laughed and said to respond with...you are like the invisible man wearing an ass jacket. Take it off and what's left for people to see is the rest of you.:)
Wonderlickscrotum test office employee....
BarTender

Cypress, CA

#43 Oct 9, 2013
Mesna6farts wrote:
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Wonderlickscrotum test office employee....
Thanks for the update. I know lots of folks wondered where you worked. All that good work you do, keep it up!
Flush the rest.
Mesna6farts

United States

#44 Oct 10, 2013
BarTender wrote:
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Thanks for the update. I know lots of folks wondered where you worked. All that good work you do, keep it up!
Flush the rest.
No problem and thanks....good luck to you and your 5 multiple personalities you post under...sorry to hear you failed the Cheetos play with your johnson while you sleep test

Eat a bag of Cheetos but don't wash your hands afterwards, go to sleep and if you wake up with an orange pecker...

Sand Man Mensa

Miami, FL

#45 Oct 10, 2013
....as opposed to all the local boys who get orange peckers while he's still awake....
Mensa6

Cypress, CA

#46 Oct 11, 2013
BarTender wrote:
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Thanks for the update. I know lots of folks wondered where you worked. All that good work you do, keep it up!
Flush the rest.
Club doesn't use Cheetos but Fritos Corn Chips instead.
Crude, rude and lewd will never outweigh a caring dude. Try as you may. Focusing on the facts educates and improves. Bad mouthing only damages the originator.
On a Good news note for those who care. Pastor's lymph nodes came back negative for cancer so it's contained. thank God for answered prayer. Should result in another 20 or so good years, Lord willing.
Saggy

Katy, TX

#47 Oct 13, 2013
Your pastor has man boobs?
Mensa6

Cypress, CA

#48 Oct 13, 2013
Dear Saggy from Katy, Texas...He seems in excellent athletic shape so I would guess no. He has been seeing an ENT Surgeon who reported his neck lymph nodes were clear of cancer. You seem such a caring individual. Your relatives must be so, so proud of what you've become. An evening with the book of John could introduce you to Christ to cure you of your shortfall, as He has the rest of us. Or you could just continue on your current projected path. As always, the Choice is yours. A Choice you can think back on for eternity. Choose wisely.
Flip this Toilet

United States

#49 Oct 14, 2013
Read a book about jonhs...while dropping a Mensa6...
Mensatard

Hollywood, FL

#50 Oct 14, 2013
Choose wisely....stay away from ancvient fairy tales. And away from little boys in the showers.
Mensa6

Cypress, CA

#51 Oct 15, 2013
Flip this Toilet wrote:
Read a book about jonhs...while dropping a Mensa6...
Word to the wise. There is no asbestos or nomex in the lake of fire.
Hell is temporary and will one day be deposited in the lake of fire. Lake of fire is eternal for those who choose not to accept Christ's avoiding hell card. Joke all you want now, but not believing in hell, lake of fire doesn't mean it doesnt exist. Meanwhile prophecy proves beyond any doubt that scripture is Gods Word and it alone can be trusted. You can either trust the truth or make fun of it at your own eternal expense. As always, choice is yours. All we can do is alert you to the "bridge being out". You continue driving to your own death by not paying attention to the signs that are clear for all to see, if only they will look.
As for John, he is described as...the apostle whom Christ dearly loved. Not cool dising Those God has chosen as His own. Foolish in fact. Hoping the scales drop from your eyes and your heart of stone turns to flesh. Still rooting for you.
Lake of Poop

United States

#52 Oct 15, 2013
Pinching off another Mensa6...

“Things”

Since: Oct 13

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#53 Oct 15, 2013
A reely cute feller?
Mensa6

Cypress, CA

#54 Oct 15, 2013
Lake of Poop wrote:
Pinching off another Mensa6...
When time is no more and eternity begins, I suspect we won't be seeing you anymore, sad.
Janitor

Cypress, CA

#55 Oct 15, 2013
UFGaytors wrote:
Nobody wants an instinctive cerebral wuarterback. Time for another dorm room kegstand.
Maybe Suburban Meyer can bring Timmy up to Columbus to do some yard work.
Timmy could potentially make a good to great coach. He has the background and understanding, he like most coaches just can't perform at the level necessary to play the game themselves. Or he could hone his skills someplace other than the NFL and try for a comeback. Coaching seems more plausible.
Timmy Sandusky

United States

#56 Oct 16, 2013
Janitor wrote:
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Timmy could potentially make a good to great coach.
lmao....BELCH
A league of his own

Denver, CO

#57 Oct 17, 2013
He will be inducted into the left handed quarterbacks who only completed 40% of his passes Hall of Fame

Along side another legend....Bobby Douglas
Mensa6

Cypress, CA

#58 Oct 17, 2013
A league of his own wrote:
He will be inducted into the left handed quarterbacks who only completed 40% of his passes Hall of Fame
Along side another legend....Bobby Douglas
He may not be a top notch QB but few are. He gave it all he had and had some varied successes at multiple levels. Having been injured seriously enough to negate any further football playing, I know how hard he has worked to get as far as he did. Some make it on talent, most make it on a work ethic unknown to most non-pro athletes. Can't blame a guy for having a dream and going after it. Sadly, for every one that makes it thousands more don't. They feel bad enough in not making it. They don't need you of all people to rub their noses in their failure. They have already attained heights you lack the ability to dream about. Its time some of you clowns wake up. By bad mouthing meteoric attempts of others regardless of their failure, all you do is hilight the mammoth jerks you have become. Hoping you learn and improve your position in life. Until them you remain grouped with the losers in life. Escape while you can.

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