Tim Tebow: Don't Expect Jets to Keep Polarizing QB

Mar 12, 2013 Full story: BleacherReport

Mornhinweg on Tebow: "He would be taking reps at QB... the man can play football.

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JETS Brass

Denver, CO

#1 Mar 13, 2013
We will flood the airwaves with reports Tebow will be the starting QB, that we cut Sanchez and we now see the light through our errors of last year. ESPN, TMZ, and all the networks will park their mobile television production vans outside our HQ. Jersey sales will sky-rocket as will season ticket sales. A large pilgrimage will begin as workers quit their jobs and begin the long walk to the swamps of Jersey. They will arrive in late March and set up camp there. On March 31st, Tebow will address the adoring masses. Then the next day we will have a scripted news release that reads:
APRIL FOOLS !!!
Gatorade is Thirstade

Miami, FL

#2 Mar 13, 2013
The Lord needs to lead Teblow down the path of becoming either a 3rd down RB or a Gatorade sales rep. This scatterarmed QB thing isn't gonna get Teblow into High Holy Heaven, win games, or sell Gatorade.

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