Sam Hurd's Arrest Probably Has a Dozen (or more) NFL Players Very Nervous Right Now

Sam Hurd, the Bears' receiver who was arrested by federal agents today when he allegedly tried to acquire 5-10 kilos of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana - PER WEEK - with the intent to distribute, was apparently one of the "top few" drug dealers in the city of Chicago, a drug enforcement officer told 670 the Score .

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Lock all of these PUNKS up!!

[Laughing Bear Fan]

Tebow is cringing, as is Peyton Manning, Aaron Rogers, Ray Lewis and Jerry Jones (who was last seen with a phat spleef hanging out of his mouth

[sports update]

Team owners and coaches are concerned about the many players that sit in their cars in the parking lots on game days, hollow out some Phillie Blunts and smoke some fatties before heading for the locker rooms to dress for the game.

[Hang Em High]

In 1976, Steeler's Head Coach Chuck Noll said that a "criminal element" had infiltrated the NFL. What he held back on saying was "black criminal element."

[Bong Jovi]

There goes my weed.

[Charlie Sheen]

Bong Jovi wrote:

There goes my weed.

You're in luck. Hollow out a few Phillie Blunts and we'll smoke some fatties.