Mexican warlock predicts US troops on border

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[Joe]

Let's hope so. This ridiculous illegal crap has to stop.

[El Stupido the Great]

Well I predict the US will put troops along the border but I predict they will not attempt to expand our territory....Who the hell wants a part of that stinking cesspool called mexico.

[Walter Mercado]

I predict this Vasques guy will look as a fool by years end!

[Gsans]

WOW! Since when did the ELP Times become like the Enquirer? This story should stay where it belongs....in the garbage.

[Opinion]

Well, I did a reading based on the shape of the turd I floated this morning and I think the El Paso Times will become a Sunday paper only within two years if they keep printing drivel like this.

Doesn't every street corner in Mexico have a tarot card reader? Let's send out some reporters and find out more about U.S. foreign policy and troop deployments!!

[ANONYMUS]

This would be news of he was right most of the time, not wrong.

[why]

Why would anyone, but a Mexican, want to believe that idiot?

[Guillermo]

Let's hope he is right, we need thousands of troops on the border of that Narco-State.

Go Warlocks!

[Real News]

This is real news in the mind of the publisher, editors and reporters at the El Paso Times.

I have always known the El Paso Times was
"out in left field".

They continue to prove it....over and over and over again! Thanks guys this paper is always good for a laugh, if nothing else.

[Mexican Warlock]

Don't mess with illegal aliens or I'll put a hex on you!

[Chico]

Why is this news? It's absurd to think that the editors would even print this nonsense!

[LONE RANGER]

I predict that this man will eat frijoles for dinner tonight nad will most likely find some leftover in his beard by morning. Just when i thought this rag could'nt get no worse. give me a break

[Tourist from NM]

Here there multiple identity poster from El Paso. You shouldn't say anything about Mexico being a cesspool. I've been to El Paso. It's nothing more than Juarez Heights.

[Obama Bin Biden]

Who cares what a male witch is predicting?

Where is the big story of Bill Richardson's corruption scandal?

Nothing listed under the political area, except Tom Craddick?

I guess when a Democrat bows out, due to some corruption it's just a distraction, but if it was a Republican, the story would be all over the place and running for a week or two.

Same old liberal bias. Big shocker.

You go ept.

[my name]

he watches too much lord of the rings and smokes too much hierba buena

[Gaser]

I predict the U S is too scared to put troops along the border. What they need to do is attack all the NRA wackos and take their guns away.

[Really]

Wow, this guy is amazing..... I am now dumber for having read this piece.

[El Paso Juarez]

Tourist from NM wrote:

Here there multiple identity poster from El Paso. You shouldn't say anything about Mexico being a cesspool. I've been to El Paso. It's nothing more than Juarez Heights.

Shut up.... We resemble that remark very much!

[Gaser]

I am an inbred idiot who is a drug addicted homo and nothing I say should be taken seriously.
My apolodies to veterans and military personnel for my stupidity and arrogance and hate.

[George Lopez]

too funny wrote:

And Mexicans wonder why we like to make fun of them. Bunch of pendejos!

And we also wonder why mexicans make fun of us and call us pendejos!!.... for sending truckload after truckload of drugs and they get all our money while they make us more stupid.. or why they come here illegally and get all kinds of free stuff while they send billions and billions of dollars to Mexico every year...or why they take our jobs while we make long lines at the unemployment office..or why....