Are you his press agent, or a semi-serious reporter, even if y'do work in the shallow end of the pool? Is your response hormonal?
How 'bout, "Almost-hominid, narrow-visioned, thuggish and essentially clueless about the nature of sports."
This wimpy coward in wolves clothing did not want to see how Tennessee's best would fare against his best - so he put out a chicken-little contract on Johnson, then bragged about what a great outcome it was when the kid RB was hurt, possibly while two or three of his thugs were trying their level best to break his spine, a chance they could cripple him for life.
You're tellin' us who you are, Toy-Department boy. This is an obvious great selection for you and the drunks who assault women at Jets games. Hide those women, hide the kids - Boss Thug, Jr., is comin' to town (curious his surly and socially-inept old man never took a swing at Mike Ditka, yes. Same fear of goin' up against the best?).
Great work by the Upper Class Twit and the Accountant - true to long-standing Jet tradition. New standards for classlessness sure to be set. And, hey, you can say you helped.
And the new owners of the paper are probably even now discussing a raise - hell, you're almost ready for Page Six....