Colts begin training camp in Terre Haute

Rookie offensive tackle Tony Ugoh was on hand as the Indianapolis Colts reported to Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology this afternoon for the start of training camp.

[I hope]

Corey Simon plays this year.

[Corey Simon]

What, you guys were expecting me?
I know, I know, I signed a contract. I have an obligation to my team. But if you could just sit around all day and bask in your obesity...and get paid for it - well, wouldn't you do that, too?
So I think I won't show. Too busy floating around in my Jello pool, enjoying Little Debbie snacks because I already ran Hostess out of business.
Good luck with that football thing, though.
--Corey Simon
Defensive tackle/resident fat-ass
Indianapolis Colts

[letem]

Corey Simon wrote:

What, you guys were expecting me?
I know, I know, I signed a contract. I have an obligation to my team. But if you could just sit around all day and bask in your obesity...and get paid for it - well, wouldn't you do that, too?
So I think I won't show. Too busy floating around in my Jello pool, enjoying Little Debbie snacks because I already ran Hostess out of business.
Good luck with that football thing, though.
--Corey Simon
Defensive tackle/resident fat-ass
Indianapolis Colts

...classic!

[Larry W]

I hope wrote:

Corey Simon plays this year.

He couldn't fit through the player's entry gate.
He is done......