Jones doesn't berate Cowboys, he enco...

Jones doesn't berate Cowboys, he encourages them

There are 18 comments on the El Paso Times story from Oct 20, 2010, titled Jones doesn't berate Cowboys, he encourages them. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Standing before his highly paid, highly promoted, highly underachieving team, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones let 'em have it this week.

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PO_d

Las Cruces, NM

#1 Oct 21, 2010
How cute. Full grown football players getting hugs and ribbons for sucking. Sorry, Jerry, this isn't going to work either.
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#2 Oct 21, 2010
Someone is senile.

Jones continued. "..., I believe in the coaching staff, I believe in Wade Phillips.

The rest of us believe this staff sucks.
jerry jones

El Paso, TX

#3 Oct 21, 2010
Sorry guys I was so mad after the viking game I went to a bar and got drunk.But I have all the con(hicccup)confi I mean I know you guys can do it.SSSHHHHH pass me another drink from back there.
vince

United States

#4 Oct 24, 2010
stuff the cowboys and their ghost looking coach. i would rather play darts than watch them. GO SAINTS!
clubhouse report

Brooksville, FL

#5 Oct 24, 2010
As Jerry Jones addressed the team in a slurred speech, the players noticed his pissed up pants and had a good laugh after the meeting.
David Carr

Pearland, TX

#6 Oct 24, 2010
Wade will be looking for work within the next two or three weeks.
Botas Locas

Hobbs, NM

#7 Oct 24, 2010
Good example of what happens when an organization is run by a senile, face-lift-obsessed scrawny(albeit very rich) man with the famous initials..J.J. lol

Poor Romo

El Paso, TX

#8 Oct 24, 2010
Someone do the heimlick maneuver on Romo cuz he's choking all the time!
David Carr

Pearland, TX

#9 Oct 24, 2010
Heck.....I'm better than Romo.
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#10 Oct 25, 2010
I can fart more than David Carr
Coach Wade Phillips

Brooksville, FL

#11 Oct 25, 2010
Bullfarts wrote:
I can fart more than David Carr
You may be right but you'll never have as many sudden bowel eruptions in restaurants as Jerry Jones does.
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#12 Oct 25, 2010
Coach Wade Phillips wrote:
<quoted text>
You may be right but you'll never have as many sudden bowel eruptions in restaurants as Jerry Jones does.
I had 32 bowel eruptions, 8 of them sharts.
Botas Locas

Hobbs, NM

#13 Oct 25, 2010
Rohomo is broken... what now, Jerry?
What's the new plan...
Whatcha got up your sleeve, rubber face?

If you act fast enough, you can still get some Halloween masks made up resembling Rohomo and yourself... surely the kids would benefit from extra candy wearing these laughing stock masks!
Tony Romo

Brooksville, FL

#15 Oct 26, 2010
Being out of action gives me more time to laugh at Jerry Jones. Right now he's having a sh-it fit.
David Carr

Pearland, TX

#16 Oct 26, 2010
Maybe the boys will end up 1 and 15......they'll end up with a super draft choice.

America's Team Sucks !
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#17 Oct 26, 2010
Jones doesn't berate Cowboys, he farts on them
Coach Wade Phillips

Brooksville, FL

#18 Oct 26, 2010
Bullfarts wrote:
Jones doesn't berate Cowboys, he farts on them
That's the problem with Jerry Jones. Just one little fart and there's a mudslide coming out from the cuffs of his pants.
Bullfarts

Houston, TX

#19 Oct 27, 2010
Standing before his highly paid, highly promoted, highly underachieving team, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones let one lose.

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