Kyle Rudolph Signs With the Vikings
Kyle Rudolph Signs The expected rush of rookie contract signings began this morning with Kyle Rudolph putting his John Hancock on the papers and becoming an official member of the Minnesota Vikings .
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#1 Aug 1, 2011
Sing along with me:
Rudolph the red-eyed drunk
Had some very glassy eyes
And if you ever draft him
You would get the booby-prize
All of the other tight ends
texted him with joyful glee
"Rudolph the drunkard tight end
Your team will get 2 victories"
#2 Aug 1, 2011
Drunkard: Back in the mix
Vocals - Leslie Fraser
Bass - Donovan McNabb
Lead Guitar - Miachael Jenkins
Drums - Rick Spielman
Keyboard - TBD
#3 Aug 1, 2011
McNabb looks like Apollo Creed. Didn't he die in an exhibition?
#4 Aug 1, 2011
Insiders say Kyle Rudolph used a cheap Bic pen to sign the contract and was so overwhelmed that he got up from his chair, raised his right leg, and produced a loud fart.
He's a grateful football player indeed.
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