Checklist for failure is all too fami...

Checklist for failure is all too familiar

There are 117 comments on the South Florida Sun-Sentinel story from Oct 2, 2007, titled Checklist for failure is all too familiar. In it, South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that:

A checklist for another failing Dolphins season: You feel there's a greater chance of waking up next to a supermodel on any given Sunday than watching a Dolphins victory.

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Cam Cameron

Covington, LA

#101 Oct 4, 2007
"Were not rebuilding we're a Farm team for the rest of the league"
"WE want everyone to fail this year to teach em a leason,so next year they'll know what it feels like and overcome thier faults and defeces. PFFFFFFFTTT!
Excuse me that wasn't a Fart,it was passed gas,see there's a difference.
A Fart is something you do on purpose,passing gas is something natural, it helps you fell better and accomplishes the goal we set out to do,and that's stink up the joint without really offending anyone and make them realize this is all a process. That in the future PFFFFT! the fans will come to realize that what we're doing is the right think and we'll eventually get this thing on track. PFFFFFFFTTT!
Fans draft better

Brooklyn, NY

#102 Oct 4, 2007
I'd like to see next years' draft choices be made by a fan poll instead of the morons who normally do it for Miami. I'm tired of sitting home watching the draft, and being frustrated yet again by the boobery the personnel managers select. Every fan knows that we need to use our first 5 picks on offensive linemen. It's obvious. Just wait and see who they actually do pick....
TRANSPLANTED

Salem, NH

#103 Oct 4, 2007
Yeppers... I am now living in New England and watching the games up here is like I never left Florida. First, the Pats with all the players the Fins failed to keep and now are thriving big time in Patriotic fashion. Oh, let's not forget turncoat Junior the P..U..S..S..Y Seau or however the hell you spell his stupid name. But, in fairness to him, I guess he saw the writing on the wall and figured retiring and them resigning was better than dealing with the ineptitude of the Miami Franchise. Truthfully, can he be blamed looking at things have turned out?

For what it is worth, and I am no expert, I think it is time to consider a coaching change not so much at the top but more like the assistants (start at defense since it looks like crap and I squarely blame the coaches on that). The offense is what it is. It is young, inexperienced and I can accept the fact that it will take some time. But the D......come on. Someone screwed with what was working and now we are at the buttom of the fish bowl.
Wayne, if you are not interested in putting up a winner, don't waste your money on crap. Get rid of the team, sell it to someone that really wants a winner and cut with the bull S..h..i..t..
Take it even further, the Boston Red Sox kicking some serious butt with the names of Beckett and Lowel from the Marlins. Wow!! how painful it is. But hey, I have been here for less than a year. The fins and MArlins keep sending players up this way, I might as well switch allegiance. Damn, the players would be mostly Fins or Marlins so why not cheer for them? How can the Florida fans feel pride in their team when the owners don't give a damn about anything other than making the money? IE..The dismantling of the Marlins several times and the ineptitude of Wayne and company to make the right decisions in selecting coaches and players.
Until there are intelligent,drastic and serious changes made at the top to bring forth teams for the fans and not just for the money, Florida sports will continue to scrub the buttom of the toilet.
(For you out there that love to critique for writing style, spelling etc., SCREW YOU. Go correct your mother!!)
Grantland Rice

Huntersville, NC

#104 Oct 4, 2007
Dear Fans Draft Better, Correcto!!!! People who follow this team would NOT have drafted Jason Allen, Ted Ginn, Lorenzo Booker, John Avery, John Bosa, Eric Kumerow, Jackie Shipp, Lorenzo Hampton, That gimpy legged 1st rounder from Miami, Randy Crowder, Donald Reese--and on and on and on AND these were ist Round Draft choices with exception of Booker--OOPS forgot the Eddie Moore--That is why when anyone has the AUDACITY to tell you "Leave it to the experts"--Just throw those names in his face.
TRANSPLANTED

Salem, NH

#105 Oct 4, 2007
Iceman wrote:
It's ironic that you spelled 'consistency' three different ways. Not very consistent are you?
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Are you an English teacher or something? Seriously, who gives a s..h..i..t..? Go correct your mother so she can smack the crap out of ya, you intellectual wannabe.

THIS GOES TO ALL OF YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE THAT CONTINUE TO POINT OUT SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS; GO GET A F..U..C..K..I..N..G.. LIFE YOU SIMPLETONS, MORONS, IDIOTS, A..S..S..H..O..L..E..S.. The point here is to give an opinion and not presenting a technically correct essay to turn in for some f..u..c..k..i..n..g.. grade. Obviously, you can't contribute s..h..i..t.. since you only focus on irrevelant nit-picking grammar. AGAIN, SCREW YOU ENGLISH TEACHER WANNABEs.
Iceman

Boynton Beach, FL

#106 Oct 4, 2007
Mike not in LA wrote:
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Yawn.
As long as your mouth is open...(zip).
Iceman

Boynton Beach, FL

#107 Oct 4, 2007
Good riddance. You forgot opinionated, hyperbolic jerks in your list. Check the mirror to see one. Question: if Dave Hyde is so awful, why are you still reading his column when you don't even live here anymore?!?!
Grantland Rice wrote:
David Hyde may be the only columnist in America who writes a story like this with room for discussion afterwards and THEN he doesn't even have the decency to respond to some of the retorts from his FANS.
You know I left S. Florida 5 years ago---And NO!!! I actually view Hispanics as some pf the most prized assets of the area---because of the congestion; lack of civility; lack of community; thongs on French Canadiens; The "SEASON" with its influx of tourists farther clogging highways, theatres, restaurants, golf courses and sidewalks;greedy developers who would pave the Everglades if possible;New Yorkers harping "That's not the way we did it in Flushing"; Early Bird specials; Moaning about taxes and insurance; ouzis; drive-bys;teen age gang warfare(nice job Boynton Beach), geriatric grocery cart commandos in Publix----AND sports writing on a par with what would be on display in the monthly edition of The Bent Fork High School Journal.
David, read the major papers in Chicago, New York, Detroit, Philadelphia, Dallas, Houston, denver, LA, San Francisco, Seattle, Heck even throw in the Nashville Tennessean and the Memphis Whatever and get some semblance of a clue as to what a columnist in a major metropolitan area should be all about. Because-------You are not it!!!
Iceman

Boynton Beach, FL

#108 Oct 4, 2007
TRANSPLANTED wrote:
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Are you an English teacher or something? Seriously, who gives a s..h..i..t..? Go correct your mother so she can smack the crap out of ya, you intellectual wannabe.
THIS GOES TO ALL OF YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE THAT CONTINUE TO POINT OUT SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS; GO GET A F..U..C..K..I..N..G.. LIFE YOU SIMPLETONS, MORONS, IDIOTS, A..S..S..H..O..L..E..S.. The point here is to give an opinion and not presenting a technically correct essay to turn in for some f..u..c..k..i..n..g.. grade. Obviously, you can't contribute s..h..i..t.. since you only focus on irrevelant nit-picking grammar. AGAIN, SCREW YOU ENGLISH TEACHER WANNABEs.
Goe phuck ureself yew ignorent inbread dewshbag! Better?
TRANSPLANTED

Lebanon, NH

#109 Oct 4, 2007
Iceman wrote:
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Goe phuck ureself yew ignorent inbread dewshbag! Better?
I'd rather f..u..c..k.. you right up your a..s..s.. with my dickie wrapped with sand paper and lubed with tabasco sauce. Seriously, morons like you is just just one of the reasons I hate S. Florida and left. You should consider moving your sorry a..s..s.. to the north pole (your name fits right in) and freeze to death you simple minded, tiny p..e..n..i..s.. P..R..I..C..K..
Iceman

Boynton Beach, FL

#110 Oct 4, 2007
TRANSPLANTED wrote:
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I'd rather f..u..c..k.. you right up your a..s..s.. with my dickie wrapped with sand paper and lubed with tabasco sauce. Seriously, morons like you is just just one of the reasons I hate S. Florida and left. You should consider moving your sorry a..s..s.. to the north pole (your name fits right in) and freeze to death you simple minded, tiny p..e..n..i..s.. P..R..I..C..K..
Hey everybody, Transplanted is very, very gay.
Wayne

Camp Hill, PA

#111 Oct 4, 2007
Okay, it's time to fess up. Don't blame Cam or Randy for the draft. They wanted to take Brady Quinn because everyone knew he was a franchise quarterback, but he would have cost me a bundle. The Ginn kid was cheaper. We knew he sucked but he wasn't asking for much money. Therefore, that's more money for me - yes, I am greedy. I admit it. I really don't care if we ever win another game. I'm rich so why should I care. 70,000 sheep (I mean fans) flock to my stadium every home game to watch the inferior product I have gratiously allowed you to behold. Did I mention that I'm rich? So all you sheep keep herding over to my pasture to put more dollars in my pocket. Enjoy the traffic, heat, rain, lightning, and my $8.00 hot dogs. Make me richer. That's all I care about. You fans are losers. I continue to pull the wool over your eyes and you still show up. You're all morons. Did I fail to mention that I'm rich?
TRANSPLANTED

Salem, NH

#112 Oct 4, 2007
Iceman wrote:
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Hey everybody, Transplanted is very, very gay.
That is right folks. I am gay. I am a very happy, jovial individual. Very gay. I love gayness. Some of the nicest people I have met are gay unlike HOMOPHOBES like Tiny-Dickie Iceman Poopy Pants.

I am soooo happy and jovial that I actually respond to low class pricks like you. It is much fun and even more fun p..i..s..s.. you off. Life is great. By the way, hello to all my homo homies back home.
TRANSPLANTED

Salem, NH

#113 Oct 4, 2007
Are we living in the US or has this country all of a sudden become a freedomless c..r..a..p hole? Can't believe the word h..o..m..o.. which is actually a prefix meaning "same" is censored. I will argue that the press needs to stop b..i..t..c..h..i..n..g.. when they themselves get deprived of writing or saying what is on their mind. Can this good country of ours be so damn hypocritical? OK...lost my train of thought there for a bit...Back to sports and anything else you wish to write about.
Disgruntled Fish Fan

Lake Mary, FL

#114 Oct 4, 2007
People laughed at me when I said 4-12 for the rotten smelly fish this year saying I was being too hard. After watching the rotten smelly fish digress with each game this year, I feel I might have been overly generous. I did not expect the defense to go so far backwards this year. They are near last in every category and show no signs of life on defense. The offense is better, albeit negligibly. I will not pass judgment on the coach or general manager. However, for several years I have passed judgment and hereby decree that the owner is guilty of being a bad sports franchise owner. For crying out loud we look worse than the Cardinals and the Lions, which honestly I never thought or hoped that I would ever see. Please Wayne do us a favor, sell the team to someone who cares about sports and wants winners instead of bottom line $$$. Winners will bring the bottom line into place quicker than cutting costs.
Iceman

Boynton Beach, FL

#115 Oct 4, 2007
TRANSPLANTED wrote:
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That is right folks. I am gay. I am a very happy, jovial individual. Very gay. I love gayness. Some of the nicest people I have met are gay unlike HOMOPHOBES like Tiny-Dickie Iceman Poopy Pants.
I am soooo happy and jovial that I actually respond to low class pricks like you. It is much fun and even more fun p..i..s..s.. you off. Life is great. By the way, hello to all my homo homies back home.
Reread your posts, home-o-boy. You are neither happy nor jovial (although definitely gay) and YOU are the one who is obviously p.i.s.s.e.d. Face it, I own your semen-filled a..s..s..
TRANSPLANTED

Salem, NH

#116 Oct 4, 2007
Iceman wrote:
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Reread your posts, home-o-boy. You are neither happy nor jovial (although definitely gay) and YOU are the one who is obviously p.i.s.s.e.d. Face it, I own your semen-filled a..s..s..
hahahaha ahahahaha the only thing you own is a bucket full of my hot juices that you and your mother drink from on a daily basis. Go rim someones a..s..s.. a..s..s..h..o..l..e..
Iceman

Boynton Beach, FL

#117 Oct 5, 2007
Wow, what a witty post. Most homo's are a lot more clever. Maybe you're not gay after all, just incredibly lame. Either way, you are boring me to tears as a battle of wits with you is like arm wrestling Venus De Milo. I've officially had the last word as I am now done with this post.
As always, GFY.

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