Dallas Cowboys progress seen on historic night, special teams s...

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The first game in Cowboys Stadium made this a historic evening. The atmosphere was electric.
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Aug 22, 2009
 
Go Cowboy's!!!
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Aug 22, 2009
 
You mean Cowgirls!!!
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Aug 22, 2009
 
Don't expect much from these cowbums, jerry Jones 1.2 billion stadium is a joke! Can't even punt without a distraction. Way to go cowbums can't even built a stadium properly, what a laugh!!!!! Go Raiders!!!!!

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Aug 22, 2009
 
Just a few mistakes but every team has them.

Looking good!!!

GO COWBOYS FU HATERS!!!
Taco

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Aug 22, 2009
 
Now that Jessica is fat, Tony can concentrate on other things besides pusi.
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Aug 22, 2009
 
Smooth from ELP wrote:
Just a few mistakes but every team has them.
Looking good!!!
GO COWBOYS FU HATERS!!!


Win one lousy exhibition game and there you go!!!Bunch of losers!!!!
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Aug 22, 2009
 
Reality wrote:
Don't expect much from these cowbums, jerry Jones 1.2 billion stadium is a joke! Can't even punt without a distraction. Way to go cowbums can't even built a stadium properly, what a laugh!!!!! Go Raiders!!!!!
Look who's talking! You want a joke, look at Al Davis and the Raiders! Oooh, the Raider Nation and the Black Hole. You got an owner who runs his team like a communist dictator, a team that hasn't won a Super Bowl since the 80s, and will never have a stadium as nice as Cowboys Stadium because lets face it, the HUD doesn't cover stadium costs! The Raiders would be lucky if they were to have their home games in the old Texas Stadium! Go Cowboys! Who's laughing now?

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Aug 22, 2009
 
America's love affair with Dallas is long over since Pat Summerall is no longer around to promote his favorite team.
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Aug 22, 2009
 

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Many fans don't realize that Jerry Jones worked very hard after high school classes at a laundry shaking farts out of bedsheets to earn spending money.
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Aug 22, 2009
 
cant believe they didnt mention how great the defense played. with 20 of 22 starters returning for the titans. lets not forget the titans had the best record in the nfl last year n beat the steelers.

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Aug 22, 2009
 
Go Cowboys
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Aug 22, 2009
 
desert rat wrote:
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Look who's talking! You want a joke, look at Al Davis and the Raiders! Oooh, the Raider Nation and the Black Hole. You got an owner who runs his team like a communist dictator, a team that hasn't won a Super Bowl since the 80s, and will never have a stadium as nice as Cowboys Stadium because lets face it, the HUD doesn't cover stadium costs! The Raiders would be lucky if they were to have their home games in the old Texas Stadium! Go Cowboys! Who's laughing now?
The "crying" for the cowbums season 2009 has began!!!Raiders are the only team in pro football team history to play in Super Bowls in four different decades with appearance in Super Bowl XXXVII in San Diego. Get your stories straight! Bunch of LOSERS!!!
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Aug 22, 2009
 
Reality wrote:
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The "crying" for the cowbums season 2009 has began!!!Raiders are the only team in pro football team history to play in Super Bowls in four different decades with appearance in Super Bowl XXXVII in San Diego. Get your stories straight! Bunch of LOSERS!!!
Has began? Apparently that GED of yours isnt much help is it? And I can't recall a Raiders team in the 90s going to the Super Bowl. So just goes to show you that Bo knows diddily squat!

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Aug 22, 2009
 
This is funny about the Raiders:

BREAKING NEWS
OAKLAND (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

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Aug 22, 2009
 
A man walked into an Oakland bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog was wearing an Oakland Raiders jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Raiders pom-poms.

The bartender said, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begged him, "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will both be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relented and allowed them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game began with the Raiders receiving the kickoff. They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal.

With that the dog jumped up on the bar, and began walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender said, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do when the Raiders score a touchdown?"

The owner replied, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years."

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Aug 22, 2009
 
2005 Record: 4 - 12
2006 Record: 2 - 14
2007 Record: 4-12
2008 Record: 5-11

Raiders really s_uck!

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Aug 22, 2009
 
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Raiders must not disconnect the opponents' knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Raiders must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Raider fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Raiders will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Raiders will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.

4 - The Raiders will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Raiders will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.


** NAME CHANGE **

The Oakland Raiders will be changed to the "Oakland Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.



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Aug 22, 2009
 
Now THAT was hilarious!
Educated What wrote:
This is funny about the Raiders:
BREAKING NEWS
OAKLAND (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
www.chargertom.com

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#19
Aug 22, 2009
 
Oakland Raiders: What can we say about the Raiders that hasn't been said? Well I can't really, so I'll just emphasis it. They have replaced their coaches way too often thanks to Owner Al Davis. Also, Davis hires the wrong players for the wrong era (1960's and 70's) football. He then blames coaches for everything. This franchise will eventually cease to exist unless someone with enough money coaxes him to sell the team to them. I doubt that will happen anytime soon.

“GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!”

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#20
Aug 22, 2009
 
I think without the drama and barring injuries, Dallas will be in good shape this year to compete. I'm not predicting a super bowl I'm just predicting a competitive team. I can't wait till I can shout again..HOW ABOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!!!
Smooth from ELP wrote:
Just a few mistakes but every team has them.
Looking good!!!
GO COWBOYS FU HATERS!!!

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