Hefner to give away 'Girls Next Door' co-star Wilkinson at June...

[Hef]

one4the road wrote:

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Well how would you feel if you were banging a 82 year old woman regularly at 24

I'd feel like you do. Whatever floats your boat.

[Hef]

Class of 45 wrote:

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Wow ... you still think of me ...I'm impressed to say the least! Heaven knows I dream of you every minute of the day and night!

Is that you Dixie? Man, you were hot before electricity.
Don't worry about me, I got over you when you became middle aged in 1950 which happens to be the year my current girlfriend's grandmother was born.

[Paul]

That guy hasn't gotten any since the 60's. That show has become such a bore.

Sounds creepy as well. I would not want any of my daughters around this child predator. If they did go around him,I'd kick his rocker away.

[laughing wildly]

you guys are hilarious! I never thought reading these comments could be so hysterical.

[Larry F]

Hardly, both literally and figuratively...and penilely.

Rook wrote:

Hefner-A god among men

[OBAMA BANGS OPRAH]

kendra isn't a football player, but when she left heffner, she was a wide receiver.

kendra a baseball fan; is she gonna be the pitcher and hank the catcher?

[FAL]

Oh my gosh. I guess this football player got hit on the head a few times too many. Well at least he wont know the difference then between someone with brains or any type of intellect and the one he is marrying. And that laugh. Cant someone speak to him? Holly is the one who only wanted to get married and called herself in bios as a high fashion model(sure like i believe that one) Kendra is the ditz. The really pretty one who actually has a masters degree from a real school is Bridget.

[Doug]

He's all American in my view.
And yeah. Let the ball player have her.
Christ. Plenty more where she came.
Speaking of where she came from.....

[Tell the Truth]

Ick.

I'm saying they'll divorce within two years and then she'll be in Hustler.

[Tell the Truth]

FAL from West Palm Beach, FL, you know more about this than anyone is entitled to know.

[Batman]

I'm told Dr. Jerry Buss puts Hef to shame.

[one4the road]

Hef wrote:

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I'd feel like you do. Whatever floats your boat.

If that floats your boat you're living on one sick river.I believe in the 10 year range that gives me a 20 years when you older or younger.

[Hef]

one4the road wrote:

<quoted text>If that floats your boat you're living on one sick river.I believe in the 10 year range that gives me a 20 years when you older or younger.

Your parameters are arbitrary and meaningless. You should be grateful for any human contact. For me, there is always someone younger and hotter at my beck and call.

[someone]

Hef wrote:

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Your parameters are arbitrary and meaningless. You should be grateful for any human contact. For me, there is always someone younger and hotter at my beck and call.

Although you really owe all your recent poon attracting ability to your daughter. Without her taking over and making you stay away from anything remotely businesslike from the 80s on, you would have declared bankruptcy and been lucky to have gotten an occasional half naked sponge bath in a nursing home.

[Hef]

someone wrote:

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Although you really owe all your recent poon attracting ability to your daughter. Without her taking over and making you stay away from anything remotely businesslike from the 80s on, you would have declared bankruptcy and been lucky to have gotten an occasional half naked sponge bath in a nursing home.

Coulda, shoulda, woulda. And that is relevant how? I am very happy that Christy has kept me knee deep in nineteen year olds who are "nursing" me quite well thank you.

[Jeff the Electrician]

You go Kendra! You make me laugh with your laugh. You are so funny. Sure will be different without you and Holly. You, Holly and Bridgette were so much fun to watch.