Cowboys top Panthers for 1st win in $1.15B stadium

Leading, but not by much, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys were desperately in need of a big play.

[Next_Greatest]

How 'bout dem cowboooooooooys

[cowboyfansince75]

It's like bragging about beating the Lions.

[OneRyder]

You can never erase the fact that the first game ever won in that stadium was won by the NEW YORK GIANTS!

[Tony Romo]

After careful thought, I finally allowed Jerry Jones to smell my farts after the game.
He had been begging me since I came out of the shower room.

[triple6vamp]

Tony Romo wrote:

After careful thought, I finally allowed Jerry Jones to smell my farts after the game.
He had been begging me since I came out of the shower room.

After careful consideration I finally allowed your mom to get off her knees.

[triple6vamp]

OneRyder wrote:

You can never erase the fact that the first game ever won in that stadium was won by the NEW YORK GIANTS!

Giants Stadium opened on October 10, 1976, as 76,042 fans witnessed a loss by the Giants to the Dallas Cowboys !!

LOL !!

[triple6vamp]

Its ok OneRyder I know you came back and saw it.

~giggles~

[Romo]

This season has all the makings of another possible 13-3 choke fest by me.

[Rosie O Donnell]

Romo wrote:

This season has all the makings of another possible 13-3 choke fest by me.

Jerry Jones wants me to sit on his face and produce a few loud farts in his private suite at halftime for the Redskins game on 11/22.

[Bass2223]

There s first for evrything

[Romo]

This season has all the makings of another possible 13-3 choke fest by me...

[new information]

Jerry Jones has a new $1.5 billion stadium yet the one critical test he wanted to pass in high school was a complete failure every time he tried it.

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/co...

[Romo]

I am the poster child for failure.

[Tony Romo]

Jerry Jones has the personality of a collapsed hospital bed loaded with diarrhea.
He's a colossal joke.

[Romo]

His colostomy bag collapsed like I do when the game really counts like in the post season.

[Tony Romo]

Fans should note that Sunday, November 1st vs. Seattle is designated as Jerry Jones Diaper Day.
All fans are urged to bring a diaper along to be collected at ticket gates around the football field.

[Romo]

Sorry fans, I choked again. You should be use to it by now.

[Dr Kaye O Pectate]

There's no question that Jerry Jones is a very constipated man.

[Petro]

Spoon?

[Romo]

Dr Kaye O Pectate wrote:

There's no question that Jerry Jones is a very constipated man.

I love Land O Lakes butter. I eat three pieces of toast with that stuff right after I choke.