NEWS FLASH:<quoted text>> Just like an illiterate desert dwelling, cactus hugging bumpkin. Hey, Desert Traveler, got you booked for the Cruise of Delusions. You'll have a blast reminiscing about the good old days of USC football. Back when Billy the Kid was shootin' up Hicksville, California. On the cruise, you'll have wild-eyed story tellers like Trojan, Highway José, Nicklas, Pete Carroll, etc., with films, and documentaries of ancient, antiquated Trajon football lore. Just think, you can sip your cactus juice martini and snack on a taco while you watch the scandalous USC documentaries, "From the Penthouse to the Basement" and, "Once Upon a Time in the West". Watch as all of those lovable, former USC murderers, rapist, and con artist Trajon football players fall from glory. Only a lost and confused ding-dong like yourself can appreciate it! Should be a hoot!!! Now, have a nice time ... ya hear!
USC - Lame Kiffin on!!!
Coach Artie (Keeping the hopelessly lost, dazed and confused USC desert wanderers from walking in circles)
NEWS FLASH: This just in from Vegas: New betting line opens ... Lame Kiffin at 1000-1 odds to bring USC out of the ashes of college football's incinerator. Vegas even knows! Go figure!!!
This just in from Vegas.....1 ZILLION to 1 odds that Artie will ever stop looking like a dumb a_ss!!!!