Bills have no clue what to expect from Jets' Wildcat formation
It remains to be seen how successful the Jets will be in running their version of the Wildcat formation, but the secrecy they have deployed in shrouding it from observation seems to be working.
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#1 Sep 6, 2012
Here is a start
It will be a dark windy day in buttfukalo
Severe lightning storms will roll through the stadium
Niagra Falls will stop flowing
Lake Ontario will suddenly rise up by 10 feet
a 40 foot wide path will cut dryly through the lake
(Had to be wide enough for Ryans Ass to fit through)
Tim Tebow will walk on water & the JETS will stroll through the void
The storms will stop in an instant and there will be blue sky
Birds will be chirping
Replacement refs will start the game
Sancheez will be ineffective
Ryan will roll out the wildcat
a hush will fall over the stadium as fans rise to their feet
The Center will snap the ball
Fans will gasp
Tebow will roll out to his left
The entire team rolls out to the right
Tebow realizing he is wrong will curl up in the fetal position
Tha fans will groan as they see the ball squirt away from Tebow
The Bills pick it up and walk into the endzone untouched
The fans scream in unison:
Tebow stands up and goes "Yes?"
#2 Sep 6, 2012
#3 Sep 6, 2012
How the funk can they have no clue? Sparano stroked the Wildcat to death with the Fins. The league figured it out within 6 weeks a few years ago. Then again, Dave Pornstache is their DC so maybe they won't have it figured out.
#4 Sep 6, 2012
well...it is the Bills afterall...
#5 Sep 6, 2012
expect the moron tebow fanatics to infiltrate topix anyday
#6 Sep 6, 2012
From a Bears article....Classic! No wonder I laugh?
Nothing ever needs to be related somehow to Tim Tebow. The fewer mentions of him the better for all involved, unless hes enjoyably bad, being deported to the Phillipines, or surreptitiously photographed in a naked Chelsea conga-line with David Hyde Pierce and Ian McKellen.
#7 Sep 6, 2012
lol...Where is that article?
#8 Sep 6, 2012
They are holding out for after the BIG game vs the mighty Bills....
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