Bills have no clue what to expect fro...

Bills have no clue what to expect from Jets' Wildcat formation

There are 8 comments on the The Newark Star-Ledger story from Sep 5, 2012, titled Bills have no clue what to expect from Jets' Wildcat formation. In it, The Newark Star-Ledger reports that:

It remains to be seen how successful the Jets will be in running their version of the Wildcat formation, but the secrecy they have deployed in shrouding it from observation seems to be working.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#1 Sep 6, 2012
Here is a start
It will be a dark windy day in buttfukalo
Severe lightning storms will roll through the stadium
Then
Niagra Falls will stop flowing
Lake Ontario will suddenly rise up by 10 feet
Miraculously
a 40 foot wide path will cut dryly through the lake
(Had to be wide enough for Ryans Ass to fit through)
Tim Tebow will walk on water & the JETS will stroll through the void
The storms will stop in an instant and there will be blue sky
Birds will be chirping
Replacement refs will start the game
Sancheez will be ineffective
Ryan will roll out the wildcat
a hush will fall over the stadium as fans rise to their feet
The Center will snap the ball
Fans will gasp
Tebow will roll out to his left
The entire team rolls out to the right
Tebow realizing he is wrong will curl up in the fetal position
Tha fans will groan as they see the ball squirt away from Tebow
FUMBLE FUMBLE
The Bills pick it up and walk into the endzone untouched
The fans scream in unison:
GOD DAMNIT
Tebow stands up and goes "Yes?"
Rename that Town

Houston, TX

#2 Sep 6, 2012
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
It will be a dark windy day in buttfukalo
LBF...lmao....
Buffalo Soldier

Miami, FL

#3 Sep 6, 2012
How the funk can they have no clue? Sparano stroked the Wildcat to death with the Fins. The league figured it out within 6 weeks a few years ago. Then again, Dave Pornstache is their DC so maybe they won't have it figured out.
Boofalos

Houston, TX

#4 Sep 6, 2012
Buffalo Soldier wrote:
How the funk can they have no clue?
well...it is the Bills afterall...
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#5 Sep 6, 2012
Boofalos wrote:
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well...it is the Bills afterall...
expect the moron tebow fanatics to infiltrate topix anyday
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#6 Sep 6, 2012
From a Bears article....Classic! No wonder I laugh?

•Nothing ever needs to be related somehow to Tim Tebow. The fewer mentions of him the better for all involved, unless he’s enjoyably bad, being deported to the Phillipines, or surreptitiously photographed in a naked Chelsea conga-line with David Hyde Pierce and Ian McKellen.
Journalism

Houston, TX

#7 Sep 6, 2012
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
From a Bears article....Classic! No wonder I laugh?
•Nothing ever needs to be related somehow to Tim Tebow. The fewer mentions of him the better for all involved, unless he’s enjoyably bad, being deported to the Phillipines, or surreptitiously photographed in a naked Chelsea conga-line with David Hyde Pierce and Ian McKellen.
lol...Where is that article?
Wildshat Plays

Houston, TX

#8 Sep 6, 2012
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
<quoted text>expect the moron tebow fanatics to infiltrate topix anyday
They are holding out for after the BIG game vs the mighty Bills....

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