Vikings defensive end Jared Allen has...

Vikings defensive end Jared Allen has his own sense of style

There are 9 comments on the story from Dec 6, 2008, titled Vikings defensive end Jared Allen has his own sense of style. In it, reports that:

On the football field, Jared Allen is like a spindly, spastic and mustachioed mass of metal drawn to quarterbacks.

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steve t from ny

Middletown, NY

#1 Dec 6, 2008
speaks his mind good or bad....when most players whine,he plays his heart out......he is the biggest pain in the ass on the field (to the opponent )..likes to have fun.....will give a sound bite on anything........respects the defensive elders before him........when his career is over he will be respected with the likes of eller,page,marshal and larson......thanks jared-like to watch you play...........


Since: Oct 08

Isanti, MN

#2 Dec 7, 2008
"Embrace the Mullet" - awesome.

He forgot to mention the Hanson Brothers as badazzes in mullet-dom. There are few places where Jared could have uncloseted the Mullet. Minnesota is definitely one of them.

Thanks for the entertainment Jared, both on and off the field. This was a great article!

now go destroy tiny-hands Culpepper, willya
cold football

Floodwood, MN

#3 Dec 7, 2008
That football CPR Was the best end zone celebration Ive seen, Instead of girly dancing! Maybe Jared was practicing CPR for his new house Dog! Maybe that PUKE goodell should tack on another fine for jared (endangering the footballs life?)
cold football

Floodwood, MN

#4 Dec 7, 2008
Or maybe, Thats what the Fine was really for?
allen fan

Minneapolis, MN

#5 Dec 7, 2008
I prefer to call this hairstyle the "'bitchin' short-long'"

United States

#6 Dec 7, 2008
Is Culpecker still doing the 'ROLL'?

Saint Paul, MN

#7 Dec 7, 2008
elvis presley

Minnetonka, MN

#8 Dec 7, 2008
watch out for daunte, he has gotten a hand transplant. no more small hands for him!
Jeff from CA

Bakersfield, CA

#9 Dec 8, 2008
Best trade ever! It even makes up for the Hershel Walker debacle. Anybody ever hear anything about the chiefs draft picks this year?

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