Know Your Enemy: The Minnesota Vikings

There are 10 comments on the NBC Chicago story from Oct 13, 2011, titled Know Your Enemy: The Minnesota Vikings. In it, NBC Chicago reports that:

The Vikings are a familiar opponent for the Bears, having played the NFC North rival 100 times.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#1 Oct 14, 2011
The enemy is a fat chick dressed in purple who has been at the game eating pickled eggs and cabbage for 4 hours burping and farting.
That is the enemy
bears going nowhere

Newark, NY

#2 Oct 19, 2011
your mom is a vike fan? i knew your anger was a mommy issue
Appetizerfarts

United States

#3 Oct 19, 2011
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
pickled eggs and cabbage
Ah yes, the number one ranked 'Foods that make you fart'...pickled eggs and cabbage...
Adrian Peterson

Spring Hill, FL

#4 Oct 19, 2011
No matter how many times the Vikings have faced the Bears, Coach Frazier is as useless as a soaking wet roll of toilet paper.
Kanfan

Wichita, KS

#5 Oct 19, 2011
Adrian Peterson wrote:
No matter how many times the Vikings have faced the Bears, Coach Frazier is as useless as a soaking wet roll of toilet paper.
At first I thought he was just quiet, like Dungy. Wrong...he doesn't say anything cuz he is just a spectator....might as well be in the cheap seats. He doesn't seem to care and now the team has quit. He is just too slow...thinking and acting. A leader he is NOT!!!
Frazfarts

United States

#7 Oct 20, 2011
Even pork chop Sparano gets fired up and he is winless...
burpee and fartie

Spring Hill, FL

#8 Oct 20, 2011
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
The enemy is a fat chick dressed in purple who has been at the game eating pickled eggs and cabbage for 4 hours burping and farting.
That is the enemy
We happen to know that the cabbage is rusty causing even more of a stink.
Also, she washes down the eggs and cabbage with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
When the weather gets cold she gulps down hot onion soup.

Pheeeeeeew !!!!!
Coldfarts

United States

#9 Oct 20, 2011
Onion Soup, cabbage and eggs...yummy...
Coach Leslie Frazier

Spring Hill, FL

#10 Oct 20, 2011
Hey Fans !

Everytime at the Dome when you hear the loud horn tooted by the Viking Norseman, it's now a sign for fans to rise slowly from their seats and rip a good loud fart to rally on the football team.

Eat a big horse sized breakfast if it's a day game, and a king sized late lunch when it's a night game at the Dome. For those without tickets, fart at home or your favorite sports bar.

Let's go!
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#11 Oct 21, 2011
Coach Leslie Frazier wrote:
Hey Fans !
Everytime at the Dome when you hear the loud horn tooted by the Viking Norseman, it's now a sign for fans to rise slowly from their seats and rip a good loud fart to rally on the football team.
Eat a big horse sized breakfast if it's a day game, and a king sized late lunch when it's a night game at the Dome. For those without tickets, fart at home or your favorite sports bar.
Let's go!
Don't forget to face the football and drop trou prior to farting, it is the new Meet and Greet or Viking fans. Just try to fart harder than the fan in front of you. It is the Brown and Golden rule: do unto others as they have done on to you

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