Are you having the ultimate Super Bow...

Are you having the ultimate Super Bowl party? Tell us about it

There are 44 comments on the El Paso Times story from Jan 24, 2011, titled Are you having the ultimate Super Bowl party? Tell us about it. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, left, and guard Chris Kemoeatu celebrate after the Steelers' 24-19 win over the New York Jets in the AFC Championship NFL football game in Pittsburgh, Sunday, Jan.

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“I'm fading away to black...”

Since: Nov 10

peace is only in the mind

#23 Jan 27, 2011
I'm going to bring out my best buds from this last harvest, clean my bong real good. And I'm going to make a batch of my cannabis salsa!! Hot as fire of cource. No alcohol. Booze is for loosers like Eugene who want to get rowdy and cause fights. I want to have a mellow, fun, good and safe party. WEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
El chuco

El Paso, TX

#24 Jan 27, 2011
So What wrote:
I'm having a GREAT gathering of friends on SB Sunday! We're going to be working on our Fantasy Baseball leagues and prepping for the start of a REAL sports season April 1! WGAF about the Stupid Bowl? F the Yankees!
WGAF? Only the entire WORLD including our troops in combats zones!
Baseball the REAL sport? Your team loses the first game and you're in a panic cause there's only 3000 games left? Foul balls galore and the most exiting thing is "who's been using steroids?" And what other sport does the coach dress up in uniform. How stupid is that? Is he gonna play?
Actually there's more kis's playing soccer than little league now, so stfu!
El chuco

El Paso, TX

#25 Jan 27, 2011
Great-Scott wrote:
I'm going to bring out my best buds from this last harvest, clean my bong real good. And I'm going to make a batch of my cannabis salsa!! Hot as fire of cource. No alcohol. Booze is for loosers like Eugene who want to get rowdy and cause fights. I want to have a mellow, fun, good and safe party. WEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, and then forget what the duck you're celebrating in the first place. Your friends smoke on the way and forget where you live or why they were going there to start with. Oh, and stick to your routine. Try anything new on dope and your ducked!
El chuco

El Paso, TX

#26 Jan 27, 2011
Brian wrote:
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I'm having the ultimate Super Bowl party too. We have 3 kegs ordered along with a mountain of chicken wings and 2 strippers to perform at halftime. They will show up wearing a costume from each of the two teams. After they do their dance and strip down buck naked, the one from the team that is losing will give the lap dances to me and all my friends. It should be a real hoot and I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Sounds like the only sex you have is all in your head. Keep dreaming.
Best ever

Laguna Hills, CA

#27 Jan 27, 2011
Oh yea, no buddy's over for this one. I am going to sit naked in my favorite chair and have my old lady cook me up all my favorite foods, buy me some beers and then have her get naked and serve me some of her best, if you know what I mean. so don't bother to ring the doorbell or call cause we ain't answering. see you try and beat that one, get it (beat the meat)!
Karate Bullfighter

Calgary, Canada

#28 Jan 27, 2011
The NFL is killing the SB party by starting the game so late. Most NFL parties I've attended lately have the majority of people leaving before the 4th.

Put the game back to 3-4pm eastern. Same way they're killing the World Series and the NBA Championship. Whatever happened to a day game?

“I'm fading away to black...”

Since: Nov 10

peace is only in the mind

#29 Jan 29, 2011
El chuco wrote:
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Yeah, and then forget what the duck you're celebrating in the first place. Your friends smoke on the way and forget where you live or why they were going there to start with. Oh, and stick to your routine. Try anything new on dope and your ducked!
Hey chuco man, we're not like you guys who drink tons of budwieser, then go driving around. We are mellow people who don't try to act tough, like you are doing. Go drink some more bud, I'll smoke mine. Go driving around acting tough, I'll stay home and enjoy my time in a peaceful, mellow way. El chuc huh?? That say's it all. Peace to you and don't drink and drive, or you'll be one of those tough guy's who look funny riding a bicycle because of to many DUI's!!
Chuy Soto

El Paso, TX

#30 Jan 30, 2011
Yeah. I'm having the ultimate super bowl party. I have invited exactly zero people to come over to my house, thus ensuring that I will be able to watch the game. Imagine that.
Oh Wow

Houston, TX

#31 Jan 31, 2011
We're having one BIG Packer-bash down here and none of you Messcans are invited! Especially you Cowboy fans who are rooting for the Steelers.
Oh Wow

Houston, TX

#32 Jan 31, 2011
El chuco wrote:
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WGAF? Only the entire WORLD including our troops in combats zones!
Baseball the REAL sport? Your team loses the first game and you're in a panic cause there's only 3000 games left? Foul balls galore and the most exiting thing is "who's been using steroids?" And what other sport does the coach dress up in uniform. How stupid is that? Is he gonna play?
Actually there's more kis's playing soccer than little league now, so stfu!
Calla se' pinche Chuco. Chicos awaits you on Stupid Bowl Sunday, jotito!

“TEXAS baby!”

Since: Nov 10

EL Paso,TEXAS

#33 Jan 31, 2011
Was over at sports explosion on Saturday, I saw a lot of cowgirl fans buying PACKERS merchandise, hmmmmmm???
Traditional in every way

Laguna Beach, CA

#34 Jan 31, 2011
Here we steelers wrote:
Big party starting very early and as always, Steeler Nation will let the team on the field do all the talking as we go "knock, knock, knocking on seven's door"!
TTTTTOOOOOO CCCCOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!

Love your version of the song!!!!!!

STEELERS!!!! STEELERS!!!!!

And the haters, well what can i say???????? BBBOOOO YYYAAAA!!!!

NUMBER SEVEN ON THE WAY HOME!!!!!!
Rex J Steelman

Slippery Rock, PA

#35 Jan 31, 2011
Texas_Pride wrote:
Was over at sports explosion on Saturday, I saw a lot of cowgirl fans buying PACKERS merchandise, hmmmmmm???
Absolutely. They're DESPERATE to keep from falling any farther behind in the Lombardi race. Most of the trolls on here ranting about conspiracy theories are Cowpoker fans. Sorry, no conspiracies to blame, my little dogies, just you having an utter buffoon for an owner.
get real

El Paso, TX

#36 Jan 31, 2011
Best ever wrote:
Oh yea, no buddy's over for this one. I am going to sit naked in my favorite chair and have my old lady cook me up all my favorite foods, buy me some beers and then have her get naked and serve me some of her best, if you know what I mean. so don't bother to ring the doorbell or call cause we ain't answering. see you try and beat that one, get it (beat the meat)!
In reality, you're not even married and probably still live with Mom and Pop.
Here We go Steelers

El Paso, TX

#37 Jan 31, 2011
Traditional in every way wrote:
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TTTTTOOOOOO CCCCOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!
Love your version of the song!!!!!!
STEELERS!!!! STEELERS!!!!!
And the haters, well what can i say???????? BBBOOOO YYYAAAA!!!!
NUMBER SEVEN ON THE WAY HOME!!!!!!
Sung to Led Zepplin's "Stairway to Heaven"

There's some Cowboys I'm told
Who say losing's getting old.
As they long for the days of Tom Landry.
Now there's jealousy and hate
For the Steelers of late
As the Steelers climb their stairway to SEVEN!

HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO !!
El Chuco

El Paso, TX

#38 Jan 31, 2011
Oh Wow wrote:
<quoted text>Calla se' pinche Chuco. Chicos awaits you on Stupid Bowl Sunday, jotito!
Que paso huey? Te pegaron las palabras de verdad en el fundido?
FU you stub size loser

El Paso, TX

#39 Jan 31, 2011
get real wrote:
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In reality, you're not even married and probably still live with Mom and Pop.
Habla de lo que sabes pendejo y no pendejadas!
El Chuco

El Paso, TX

#40 Jan 31, 2011
Great-Scott wrote:
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Hey chuco man, we're not like you guys who drink tons of budwieser, then go driving around. We are mellow people who don't try to act tough, like you are doing. Go drink some more bud, I'll smoke mine. Go driving around acting tough, I'll stay home and enjoy my time in a peaceful, mellow way. El chuc huh?? That say's it all. Peace to you and don't drink and drive, or you'll be one of those tough guy's who look funny riding a bicycle because of to many DUI's!!
You're not like me ese, but I was like you. Smoking pot, kicking back and not doing S--t about my life except hanging out with other pot smoking losers.
I haven't had a citation or an accident in over thirty years menso. Hope you wake up from your peace, kumbaya la-la world before you realize that LIFE, is what passed you by while you were getting high.
And yes, I will be grilling (and knowing what the hell I'm doing) drinking Michelob, not Bud. Before and during the game, I'll have some vodka martinis (shaken not stirred).
All my guests will have designated drivers, and no Bozo, the object is not to get wasted. It's called socializing with friends.
P.S. You "stay home" and I know why. Show up stoned at a party with regular people y vales madre.
Rex J Steelman

Slippery Rock, PA

#41 Feb 2, 2011
Unity, people! Weed and beer CAN coexist in peace and harmony. In the interest of true diversity, I would advocate introducing tequila into the mix as well, for a holy trinity of game-time fun!
Pablo

El Paso, TX

#42 Feb 3, 2011
Best ever wrote:
Oh yea, no buddy's over for this one. I am going to sit naked in my favorite chair and have my old lady cook me up all my favorite foods, buy me some beers and then have her get naked and serve me some of her best, if you know what I mean. so don't bother to ring the doorbell or call cause we ain't answering. see you try and beat that one, get it (beat the meat)!
Are you going to have any weed too or just the beers? And will your old lady climb you during the game or will you have her just lie in wait and then during the commercials you can hump her for a bit?

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