More on Bears' fade: There's little t...

More on Bears' fade: There's little to trade

There are 1 comment on the 301 Moved Permanently story from Dec 5, 2009, titled More on Bears' fade: There's little to trade. In it, 301 Moved Permanently reports that:

Forget firing coaches or a front-office purge for a minute and concentrate on the one man who could get the Bears out of their doldrums.

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Littleton, CO

#1 Dec 11, 2009
More on Bears fade
There's little (actually nothing) to trade

Just don't accuse me of lyin'
Career ending injury, to a stiff named Brian

With a diabetic QB, who don't have the goods
and wishes he could score, as often as Tiger Woods

With the QB's 'tude, down in the dumps
Keeps the home crowd planted, flat on their rumps

The new hope lies, in a speedster named Hester
Who's just as accountable, as a child-molester

Lookey here, he just dropped a pass
from a QB with, his thumb up his ass

Now the QB, is starting to pout
Bears well on their way losing, in another rout

We now hear the QB, could be a queer
complete with pierced nipples, and Rush street gear

The management, specifically Angelo and Turner
Deserve to be roasted, on a propane burner

And certainly Lovie, he really must go
Before he ruins, yet another show

Then lets watch the QB, and his incessant mope
Then remind your kids, that happens from dope

And hope that the punk, develops a spine
or we'll be eliminated, next year by week 9

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