What took Rex so long to bench Sanchez?

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San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick looks to pass against the New Orleans Saints during the second half of a game at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#1 Dec 4, 2012
Simple:
He needed Tebow to be inactive so there was room on the bench
NY Jokes

Miami, FL

#2 Dec 4, 2012
Ryan saw what his options at QB were. Sanchez's being the cleanest jock strap in the locker room hamper has benefitted him. But now his play has sunk so low that he's been beaten out by a 3rd string nobody. Sanchez's career as an NFL starter is probably over.

However, I really do believe that Sanchez has a bright future as a Telemundo soap star. Good pay, no sacks.
In ESP

United States

#3 Dec 4, 2012
NY Jokes wrote:
..., no sacks.
No sacks...then Sanchez will not be interested....he loves sacks....

Since: Dec 12

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#4 Dec 4, 2012
didnt want to admit he was wrong
Shaun Suisham

United States

#5 Dec 5, 2012
lakerbuff wrote:
didnt want to admit he was wrong
seems legit
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#7 Dec 5, 2012
Tebow is much better as a mythical savior than a QB
Gino Torretta

Miami, FL

#8 Dec 5, 2012
Not allowing a QB who completes less than half his passes to touch the ball is a positive. But sure thing, winning a heisman means you're starter QB material in the NFL.
Rectal Ryan

Miami, FL

#10 Dec 5, 2012
Mike Tyson Syndrome wrote:
I would personally rather bang all the cheerleaders and punch sanchez in the face then take his job, but thats just me.
No, that's me too.
Tebaggers

United States

#12 Dec 5, 2012
He had his chance in Denver...after that Patriots game debacle, Elway saw the future and it looked like crap...if Teblow was so good why didnt anyone want to tarde what Denver wanted for him....only the tarded Jets took that crap....
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#13 Dec 5, 2012
Tebaggers wrote:
He had his chance in Denver...after that Patriots game debacle, Elway saw the future and it looked like crap...if Teblow was so good why didnt anyone want to tarde what Denver wanted for him....only the tarded Jets took that crap....
Obviously Woody Johnson (pun) had a premenition Hurricane Sandy would strike and the victims would need to be rallied by a marginally-talented, bench-riding, virgin. Go forth you yet-to-be defrocked virgin and DO YOUR JOB....PROSTELITIZE!!!!!
Pig Squealing

Miami, FL

#15 Dec 6, 2012
Even Tebow's hometown team didn't want him.

Word is lots of the North Florida good ol' boys think Tebow has a "purdy mouth".
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#16 Dec 6, 2012
Rex is creating a new band that is a takeoff on The Village People called The Football People and is writing new lyrics for the ancient hit Y-M-C-A

He'll dress as a coach
Sanchez will dress as a QB
Cromartie will dress as a disgruntled receiver
Fireman Ed will dress as a fan
Revis will dress as a torched defensive back

the name of the song is TEE-BOW WON'T PLAY

Tebow, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Tebow, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Tebow,'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Tebow, there's a place you can go.
I said, Tebow, when you're done with my blow.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.
It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.

You can sit on the bench you talent-less boy,
Where you can fondle all of the boys ...

It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.
It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.

You can get yourself clean, you can cop a good feel
You can do whatever you feel ...

Tebow, are you listening to me?
I said, Tebow, what do you want to be?
I said, Tebow, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, Tebow, put gay pride on the shelf,
Come out and say Tee-Bow is Gay.
I'm sure they will mount you today.

Come out and say Tee-Bow is Gay.
Come out and say Tee-Bow is Gay.
Missionaries Position

United States

#17 Dec 6, 2012
Pig Squealing wrote:
Even Tebow's hometown team didn't want him.
Manila...?

Does this D-Bag have a green card....
Teblower

Miami, FL

#18 Dec 6, 2012
Missionaries Position wrote:
<quoted text>
Manila...?
Does this D-Bag have a green card....
God made him an American Citizen.
Village Tebow

Miami, FL

#19 Dec 6, 2012
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
Rex is creating a new band that is a takeoff on The Village People called The Football People and is writing new lyrics for the ancient hit Y-M-C-A
He'll dress as a coach
Sanchez will dress as a QB
Cromartie will dress as a disgruntled receiver
Fireman Ed will dress as a fan
Revis will dress as a torched defensive back
the name of the song is TEE-BOW WON'T PLAY
Tebow, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Tebow, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Tebow,'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Tebow, there's a place you can go.
I said, Tebow, when you're done with my blow.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.
It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.
You can sit on the bench you talent-less boy,
Where you can fondle all of the boys ...
It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.
It's fun to say that Tee-Bow won't play.
You can get yourself clean, you can cop a good feel
You can do whatever you feel ...
Tebow, are you listening to me?
I said, Tebow, what do you want to be?
I said, Tebow, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, Tebow, put gay pride on the shelf,
Come out and say Tee-Bow is Gay.
I'm sure they will mount you today.
Come out and say Tee-Bow is Gay.
Come out and say Tee-Bow is Gay.
Studies show 90% of Tebow fans are also Village People fans. Gosh I wonder why?
Canadion CRap

United States

#20 Dec 6, 2012
Village Tebow wrote:
<quoted text>
Studies show 90% of Tebow fans are also Village People fans. Gosh I wonder why?
The other 10% are blowing Justin Bieber....

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