Already a big letdown for Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys linebacker Bradie James already finds himself in an all-too familiar spot: standing at his locker the day after a loss trying to explain what's going wrong.

[dan_hendo]

whata suprise h 0 m o lost anther big game!!!!!!!!!!

[Romo]

I choked, my bad.

[ugh]

Romo is one pathetic loser...no wait, this is a team game...the Cowboys are one big bunch of pathetic losers.

[Petro]

do you ever wonder why when the Cowboys play away games, their are more Cowboy fans at the game then the home team?

[ugh]

Petro wrote:

do you ever wonder why when the Cowboys play away games, their are more Cowboy fans at the game then the home team?

Because people love the drama and tragedy of an egotistical owner, a hapless buffoon of a quarterback, and the endless hope that one day all will be made right in the name of honor for "America's Team"...i think i just threw up a little bit...

[Romo]

Do you ever wonder why I choke?

[Petro]

Romo wrote:

Do you ever wonder why I choke?

I don't think you choke, I think too many refs are trying to cover spreads.

[Romo]

It was the refs fault that one of my 3 INT's was returned for a TD. I choked again.

[Roy Rodgers]

Christmas Comes Early To Cowboy Land

It's beginning to look alot like Christmas
Like all the years we've seen.
Only this time it's 3-D , for everyone to see
As we choke on the world's largest screen.

Jingle Bells, something smells
Romo's eating grass
Take your playoff hopes & dreams and shove them up your Jingle bells, Jingle Bells......

Question: What did Groucho Marx say when the camera zoomed in on the breasts of a cowboy chearleader?
Answer: "Now that's what I call a Tupperware party!" (just made that up)

[Roy Rodgers]

Petro wrote:

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I don't think you choke, I think too many refs are trying to cover spreads.

Don't blame the refs, it was Bush's fault!

[Roy Rodgers]

Petro wrote:

do you ever wonder why when the Cowboys play away games, their are more Cowboy fans at the game then the home team?

No, you're the only one who keeps repeating this stupid question.
"do you ever wonder why when", "their are more"....duh!
And I thought all cowboys knew that you're supposed to milk the cow with your hands, not your lips.

[marisela]

I think the dallas cowboys are going to come back from this.besides its still early in the season.they have other games to come and they need to be ready for them.

[Petro]

Roy Rodgers wrote:

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No, you're the only one who keeps repeating this stupid question.
"do you ever wonder why when", "their are more"....duh!
And I thought all cowboys knew that you're supposed to milk the cow with your hands, not your lips.

i milk the poster "Eductaed What" with my lips daily.

[Petro]

i cant spell, my lips are tired.

"educated"

[Roy Rodgers]

Petro wrote:

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i milk the poster "Eductaed What" with my lips daily.

And what? You type with your tongue?
"Google" what the "cowboy hater" Tony Dorsett said about Romo. It's priceless, but oh so true.

[cowboyfansince75]

Petro wrote:

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i milk the poster "Eductaed What" with my lips daily.

WTF? lmao!

Trade Romo now while you can get a 3rd or 4th round draft pick.

[Romo]

No, keep me until al you can get is a 7th rounder.

[Petro]

You all are just racist and are mad that the Cowboys and the Jets have Mexican Quarterbacks.

[Petro]

Mexicans cut grass real good. They suck at getting to the Super Bowl though. Maybe we should change the football to a hubcap then Romo wont want to give it up so much.

[Romo]

I am a choker but am very good with a lawn mower.