Jaguars cut Garrard, will start McCown

Sep 6, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: CNN

The Jacksonville Jaguars released veteran quarterback David Garrard on Tuesday, a stunning move that will save the franchise $9 million this season.

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In tough economic times......

when you're overpaid......you get your salary cut.

when you're WAY overpaid.......you get cut.

del rio is next.....and the jags will have solved their 2 biggest problems of the past 5 years.

owner weaver sleeps all through the season....maybe he will wake up to take a piss and see the bumbling head coach he has on the job.
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In the world of football.....

this is non-news.

a back-up caliber QB being released from a perpetual middle of the pack team......

second page item on a slow news day.....
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Man farts on local deer, leaves skidmarks.....
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Sep 8, 2011
 
A new rule is in effect this season.

Any player that farts excessively in the face of another player after the referee whistles a play dead will result in a 10-yard penalty and loss of a down forthwith.
Newfarts

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Sep 8, 2011
 
What if, say by some chance, the fart under review was silent and the spot of the fart can not be determined...
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Sep 8, 2011
 
Newfarts wrote:
What if, say by some chance, the fart under review was silent and the spot of the fart can not be determined...
It will be the responsibility of the line judge to mark the spot where the fart was first whiffed.
No instant replays will be required to prevent the slowing down of games.
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That seems a little unfair then when you consider wind direction, humidity, strength of smell...what if the line judge farts as well during the player farting...

Who will judge the spot then...instant fart review is a must...there should also be some sort of fart testing to determine if beans or broccoli was the cause...

The following fart penalties should be inforced:

5 yards for a brocolli fart...

10 yards for a bean fart...

Maybe even a 15 yard penalty for a combo red cabbage and brussels sprouts fart...
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Sep 8, 2011
 
Whiffedfarts wrote:
That seems a little unfair then when you consider wind direction, humidity, strength of smell...what if the line judge farts as well during the player farting...
Who will judge the spot then...instant fart review is a must...there should also be some sort of fart testing to determine if beans or broccoli was the cause...
The following fart penalties should be inforced:
5 yards for a brocolli fart...
10 yards for a bean fart...
Maybe even a 15 yard penalty for a combo red cabbage and brussels sprouts fart...
Good idea but too time consuming. If a coach doesn't want to see his team unduly penalized, he should supply the players with kaopectate and butt plugs.
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Sep 8, 2011
 
Not sure about that...saving time by using butt plugs to prevent farts could also be a deadly projectile...

Now this opens up a whole new set of penalties...farting, farting and expelling plugs...

Kaopectate would lead to milky farts...great...now there will be milky fart penalties, butt plug projectile penalties and ordinary fart penalties...
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Sep 8, 2011
 
Commissioner Roger Goodell will be watching closely how this new rule works out in the next few weeks.
No excuses will be accepted from players seen with brown fart stains in the back of their football pants and attempting to blame a muddy field condition.

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