NFL Playoffs: Foster a threat for Pats

Jan 9, 2013 Full story: Kennebec Journal 9

THREAT: Houston Texans running back Arian Foster, left, ran for 46 yards against the New England Patriots in a regular season game last month.

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#1 Jan 9, 2013
New England will be the final game for the Texans this year....Sorry, JJ.....
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#2 Jan 9, 2013
Of course it will. And as a consolation prise Josh McDaniels will send them tapes of their walkthroughs so they can proudly point out to their grandkids that they were actually in a playoff game
Darkness Falls

Houston, TX

#3 Apr 30, 2014
Foster is more of a threat to keep getting paid millions while attending team meetings on a Hoveround.
Typical Foster Day

United States

#4 Apr 30, 2014
Ran for 46 yards...then went on injured reserve...
Football fan

Cypress, CA

#5 May 1, 2014
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
Of course it will. And as a consolation prise Josh McDaniels will send them tapes of their walkthroughs so they can proudly point out to their grandkids that they were actually in a playoff game
Sorry to have to say this but is there anything you have ever said that lifts people up or can all you do is tear people down who are clearly better off that you? Ever have an honest conversation with anyone, or is it because people and you don't get along? If so, got to ask yourself what you can do to be more positive so they will want to talk to you. Wishing you would figure this out. Vulgar talk usually starts out as a cry for help.
Cypress Flower Child

United States

#6 May 1, 2014
We should all get a dime bag and light up the 5 hitter skull bong while listening to this

Getting Paid

Austin, TX

#7 Nov 16, 2014
Cypress Flower Child wrote:
We should all get a dime bag and light up the 5 hitter skull bong while listening to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_QZjJU-mtFUXX
"Light up the world, Foster's a girl, trade is the answer" ( Repeat chorus)
Chin Butthole

Austin, TX

#8 Nov 16, 2014
His vegetarian diet doesn't stop him from sucking the Cypress CA Basement Manning/Brady boner sniffers club
Joe

Austin, TX

#9 Nov 16, 2014
This needs a fart report like this one

Boring! Need more fart reports like this one

FART REPORT>

During digestion, food particles pass from the stomach to the small intestine, where the large majority of food absorption takes place. Then, undigested particles pass into the large intestine and the colon, where bacteria break the rest of it down. This bacterial fermentation ultimately releases the main components of intestinal gas – also known as flatus (FARTS)!!!

According to gastroenterologists, carbohydrates such as sugars, starches and fibers produce the most gas in the colon, as they do not get absorbed as completely in the small intestine..This is why vegans and vegetarians tend to be more flatulent than their meat-eating counterparts...

'“A lot of what you eat really can produce more gas,”" Dr. Gina Sam, director of the Mount Sinai Gastrointestinal Motility Center at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City, told FoxNews.com .“So if a person is eating a lot of beans, vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower or Brussels sprouts, whole wheat or bran, even sodas like fruit drinks with fructose sweetener, they can have more gas….What patients can do is decrease these products and go more on a protein diet [to decrease their gas]'' FARTS!

Mostly comprised of carbon dioxide, flatus also contains an eclectic blend of non-smelling gasses, including oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen and sometimes methane. The foul smelling odor actually comes from a combination of sulfur compounds, which comprise less than 1 percent of the gas’s composition. According to Sheth, many red meats and protein contain high amounts of sulfur – so while herbivores may pass gas more often, flatus from meat eaters may smell much worse...

And as for that all too familiar gaseous sound?? It’s a result of the gas passing through the rectum, causing vibrations in the anal opening. The auditory pitch all depends on the tightness of the sphincter as well as the velocity of the gas being expelled...

While individuals can sometimes voluntarily control their flatulence during the day by tightening their rectum, all bets are off during the nighttime hours...

'“People fart when they sleep,[because] your anal sphincter relaxes while you sleep,” said Sheth, who is also the co-author of “What’s Your Poo Telling You.”“No one realizes it, unless their partner tells them...”' Something like this "yo dawg, you farted again"....

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