Andrew Gardner expected to sign with Miami Dolphins today

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Andrew Gardner, the Dolphins A' sixth-round pick out of Georgia Tech, has agreed to terms and is expected to sign today.
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21 - 40 of 138 Comments Last updated Jun 26, 2009
JET FAN

United States

#21 Jun 19, 2009
goretaz wrote:
<quoted text>
How is he going to bat down balls
when he plays on the OL????
are you really a DOLFAN??
it's an epidemic! Howie,rob,doofin4life and Sean the puppy monster and a few others are hittin the Koolaid loaded with sugar and it's causing,Gas,hallucinations,tho ughts of euphoria and a spacey feeling with memory loss.
There's Hope! If they drink a gallon of Jet fuel I think they'll be alright..in the meantime hope for the best! Burp!

“67 chevelle”

Since: May 09

Miami fla

#22 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>I'll have to side with Charlie on this one; Noway BP gives up a 1st for this problem child anyway, not even if he had scouted him in the past... I say we go with Ginn also. If he dont have his breakout year this time then maybe we shop a big name next off-season... Im sure a few will be available, look how many guy we could have went after this year. Who knows. maybe Armstrong moves past Ginn and becomes that WR weve been longing for...
GO PHINS!!!
none of our receivers comes close to this guy, he is young and is expecting a big contract, keep him inline with clauses!! he would solve a lot of problem's, he gets off the line well nobody can jam him, this type of receiver doesn't come along often, they should pounce on him! i'm sure the jet's would!! oh i forgot with the 60m they signed sanchez they dont have enough cap space to sign him! he will demand a big contract maybe 10m signing bonus!
he's had back to back 100+ catch season's he will mature!! bronco's dont want to renegotiate his final year which is absurd, the writing is on the wall they will trade him!! and there will be teams at his feet begging for his services!! if he were a proven commodity in the draft he would fetch a #1 pick! and that might not be enough!!

“67 chevelle”

Since: May 09

Miami fla

#23 Jun 19, 2009
goretaz wrote:
<quoted text>
How is he going to bat down balls
when he plays on the OL????
are you really a DOLFAN??
he was talking about our new d lineman tony mcdaniel maybe you should read the post before you bash the guy!!

“67 chevelle”

Since: May 09

Miami fla

#24 Jun 19, 2009
JET FAN wrote:
<quoted text>it's an epidemic! Howie,rob,doofin4life and Sean the puppy monster and a few others are hittin the Koolaid loaded with sugar and it's causing,Gas,hallucinations,tho ughts of euphoria and a spacey feeling with memory loss.
There's Hope! If they drink a gallon of Jet fuel I think they'll be alright..in the meantime hope for the best! Burp!
would be great to meet you at the watering hole! koolaids on me!! i'm trying to figure when i'll be available and i'll have to check with howie, ahh let's see well according to my sch we can make it 10/12/09! a date that will live in infamy!!! and when you leave we can be amazed as a silent jet takes off!!!
BA Baracus

Naples, FL

#25 Jun 19, 2009
JET FAN wrote:
Its going to take Michael Acquinostein playing for us if we are going to have any chance to win this year. But he would never lower himself to play for this joke of a franchise.
Agreed

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#26 Jun 19, 2009
goretaz wrote:
<quoted text>
How is he going to bat down balls
when he plays on the OL????
are you really a DOLFAN??
Did you not read my entire post? I was talking about McDaniel, the monster D-lineman we picked up from the Jags. One guy said we should convert this big O-line guy to NT and I said there is no need, cause we just picked up McDaniel... Pay attention next time before you accuse people of ignorance and loyalty...
GO PHINS!!!

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#27 Jun 19, 2009
I just woke up wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghT!
Maybe I'll head over to Howie's watering hole and make the place profitable by my presence. Burp!
Hey Howie can you fly a Helicopter?
Nope, never cared much for those but Im willing to learn. come and pick me up. You can land on the golf course here across from my house. Marion Oaks golf course, 6th hole. Its only about 15-20 miles N.E. of Inverness. Problem is, I dont think we can find a place to land at my Saloon, although the Ocala airport is only about 3 miles north of there. But to go through all that trouble it would be easier just to drive there from my house. We'd have to get the wife to run us up there though cause I dont drive after Ive been drinking, BUUUUUURP...
GO PHINS!!!
JET FAN

United States

#28 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>Did you not read my entire post? I was talking about McDaniel, the monster D-lineman we picked up from the Jags. One guy said we should convert this big O-line guy to NT and I said there is no need, cause we just picked up McDaniel... Pay attention next time before you accuse people of ignorance and loyalty...
GO PHINS!!!
It wasn't me that retorted your post, I just added to what he posted, I thought what he posted was funny,true or not true it didn't matter to me. Get it? Probably not. Think about it awhile and maybe a light bulb will come on.
In the mean time reply to the guy who posted it and correct his a/ss. Geez somebody musta pis/sed in the koolaid! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! hahahahaharg!

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#29 Jun 19, 2009
ocala rob wrote:
<quoted text>
he was talking about our new d lineman tony mcdaniel maybe you should read the post before you bash the guy!!
Yeah, I just got home and that was like the 1st thing I saw. That left me speechless for a minute or two. I demand an apology...
GO PHINS!!!
JET FAN

United States

#30 Jun 19, 2009
Sorry Howie, I see you responded to Goretaz, my mistake. It must be the heat it's hot as a mther.
I'm going backcountry fishing with a guide tomorrow half a day. When i pull em out of they water they'll be aready cooked!!! hahahahha

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#32 Jun 19, 2009
JET FAN wrote:
<quoted text>It wasn't me that retorted your post, I just added to what he posted, I thought what he posted was funny,true or not true it didn't matter to me. Get it? Probably not. Think about it awhile and maybe a light bulb will come on.
In the mean time reply to the guy who posted it and correct his a/ss. Geez somebody musta pis/sed in the koolaid! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! hahahahaharg!
aaaaaaah! Did I click on yours for that? Sorry about that Fart Fan. I guess Im so used to responding to your vulgar remarks it just came instinctively... In my moment of distress I was scrolling down and must have clicked yours on the way back up. MY BAD!!! Lets go fly your helicopter and drink some kool-aid...
GO PHINS!!!
JET FAN

United States

#33 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, never cared much for those but Im willing to learn. come and pick me up. You can land on the golf course here across from my house. Marion Oaks golf course, 6th hole. Its only about 15-20 miles N.E. of Inverness. Problem is, I dont think we can find a place to land at my Saloon, although the Ocala airport is only about 3 miles north of there. But to go through all that trouble it would be easier just to drive there from my house. We'd have to get the wife to run us up there though cause I dont drive after Ive been drinking, BUUUUUURP...
GO PHINS!!!
I was refering to the Monday night game, there's a chopper pad on the top of my building on the beach. We're plannin on a major "after party" with hooter chicks,food,beer and an open bar. Burp! You get to meet lisa Creepers new girfriend. She looks like lou ferrigno with a blond wig. I can hardly wait to return to Miami and see those big white Teeth grinnin at me! SOB! I can't stand the Bch.

“67 chevelle”

Since: May 09

Miami fla

#34 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, I just got home and that was like the 1st thing I saw. That left me speechless for a minute or two. I demand an apology...
GO PHINS!!!
yeah what an egg head!! so you live off marion oaks golf course, how is that track? i've been playing the shores alot, recently played legends in clermont! golden ocala what a great track with the replica holes amen corner and the st andrew holes!! jet fans gonna be real good at golf as he will have to find a hole when the season start's!! LMAO

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#35 Jun 19, 2009
JET FAN wrote:
Sorry Howie, I see you responded to Goretaz, my mistake. It must be the heat it's hot as a mther.
I'm going backcountry fishing with a guide tomorrow half a day. When i pull em out of they water they'll be aready cooked!!! hahahahha
whew, I didnt even go back to look, I was just sure I did that... Jet Fan is not such a bad guy after all, he came back and admitted he made a mistake. Now if we could only get him to, OH never mind on that cause that will never happen, even when we whoop his team twice this year... Have a good time fishing tomorrow. Weve got rivers, lakes, streams, fresh water springs, swamps, and the Gulf of Mexico. Thats why they call this part of the state the nature coast... Ive got a friend who lives down your way and takes every friday-sunday off just to go fishing. He also enters all those tournaments and comes home with lots of Money...
GO PHINS!!!

“67 chevelle”

Since: May 09

Miami fla

#36 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, I just got home and that was like the 1st thing I saw. That left me speechless for a minute or two. I demand an apology...
GO PHINS!!!
ya know really howie jet fan jumped all over eggheads comments and agreed with him!!! i'm think'n the only chopper he's flying, is mixing his drink's!! hmmm!!!!!!

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#37 Jun 19, 2009
ocala rob wrote:
<quoted text>yeah what an egg head!! so you live off marion oaks golf course, how is that track? i've been playing the shores alot, recently played legends in clermont! golden ocala what a great track with the replica holes amen corner and the st andrew holes!! jet fans gonna be real good at golf as he will have to find **** when the season start's!! LMAO
I never played here, I have not played in years. My clubs are sitting in the garage collecting dust. I used to play allot down in Boca and Delray but one of my buddies moved to FT. Meyers and the other died, not long after that I moved up here. Nobody I know here is into it. Next time you go you should play my course. give me a holler and I'll go with. The club house is like 3 blocks and around the corner from here. We also have huntington but that one doesnt look as nice...
GO PHINS!!!
ocala rob

Ocoee, FL

#38 Jun 19, 2009
definatley will check it out

“WHY NOT US!!!”

Since: Feb 08

north miami beach

#39 Jun 19, 2009
JET FAN wrote:
<quoted text>I was refering to the Monday night game, there's a chopper pad on the top of my building on the beach. We're plannin on a major "after party" with hooter chicks,food,beer and an open bar. Burp! You get to meet lisa Creepers new girfriend. She looks like lou ferrigno with a blond wig. I can hardly wait to return to Miami and see those big white Teeth grinnin at me! SOB! I can't stand the Bch.
Dam you Fart Fan, Ive been sitting in my front yard drinking my Kool-Aid this whole time waiting for you to come pick me up in your helicopter so we could go to the bar and watch reruns of game 16... As far as flying in to the Fart Pad, Im not going there... It will be a cold day in hell when you catch me at your front door singing JETS songs and then have to stare at Creepers HE-SHE girlfriend as the Dolphins whoop up on you, although that last part sounds tempting. Perhaps if you send his woman to the gym for 3 or 4 hours I will make an appearance...
GO PHINS!!!
JET FAN

United States

#40 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>Dam you Fart Fan, Ive been sitting in my front yard drinking my Kool-Aid this whole time waiting for you to come pick me up in your helicopter so we could go to the bar and watch reruns of game 16... As far as flying in to the Fart Pad, Im not going there... It will be a cold day in hell when you catch me at your front door singing JETS songs and then have to stare at Creepers HE-SHE girlfriend as the Dolphins whoop up on you, although that last part sounds tempting. Perhaps if you send his woman to the gym for 3 or 4 hours I will make an appearance...
GO PHINS!!!
I think there's a little confusion here. I don't own a helecopter. I drove here from the Beach via turnpike. If you could fly a helecopter i can get one. I don't fly planes or aircraft. I let somebody who doesn't drink do it.
aaaaaaaaaaght! I was thinkin of a name for my sports bar like "The JEt sports bar and lounge" "The Cockpit" with hooter type chicks wearin similiar outfits except green & white.
Maybe i could get a hold of an old computerized simulator and patrons could take a shot at flyin. If they crash in the simulator everybody boos!
I thought about hangin a jet from the ceiling, but i'd have to increase the size of the place quite a bit.
JET FAN

United States

#41 Jun 19, 2009
ocala howie wrote:
<quoted text>Dam you Fart Fan, Ive been sitting in my front yard drinking my Kool-Aid this whole time waiting for you to come pick me up in your helicopter so we could go to the bar and watch reruns of game 16... As far as flying in to the Fart Pad, Im not going there... It will be a cold day in hell when you catch me at your front door singing JETS songs and then have to stare at Creepers HE-SHE girlfriend as the Dolphins whoop up on you, although that last part sounds tempting. Perhaps if you send his woman to the gym for 3 or 4 hours I will make an appearance...
GO PHINS!!!
None of yoos would wanna watch reruns of game 16 with me cause i'd have to point out Farve lost his arm on the playing field and mangini was suckin his thumb waitin for the game to be over soos he could go home and bang his wife. In fact the whole team couldn't wait to go home and bang thier wives cause at least they'd have some satisfaction doin that. Boip!

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