NFL quarterback Tim Tebow teams up with TiVo

Nov 14, 2012 Full story: USA Today 16

The DVR pioneer, on the comeback trail after losing subscribers in recent years, is turning to the NFL's Tim Tebow to spread the company gospel.

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Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#1 Nov 14, 2012
I knew it! Teblow will be the next Snake Oil Pitchman!
I can hear it now.....
an if you order your package Rid-O-Clapp in the next 15 minutes
I will personally say God Bless and double your order price
You'll receive enough Rid-O-Clapp to be promiscuous for an entire month
All for the special price of not $100, not even $200 but for $300
Send me your money
God Bless
Noodle Feet

United States

#2 Nov 14, 2012
Impressive...from Jockey Staycool T-Shirt's to TiVo...

next he will be the spokesman for Massengill and Campbells Noodle Soup...
Teformercial

Miami, FL

#3 Nov 14, 2012
4 years from now, Tebozo will be pitching christian rock cd's on midnight infomercials.

Order in the next ten minutes and he'll include a piece of silly puddy imprinted by his virgin dingaling.
Laughing MAO

United States

#4 Nov 14, 2012
Irony: Teblow who sits on the bench and has nothing worth recording...
Tebonics

United States

#5 Nov 14, 2012
" Its like a magic box..." Simply pathetic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch... #!
Snake Oil Salesmen

Miami, FL

#6 Nov 14, 2012
Tebow and Brady Quinn: Prime Time Backup QB Pitchmen

Maybe Papa Johns can get them. BTW, why the hell does the owner of Papa Johns insist on being in those commercials? He looks constipated, like he needs a laxative.
Up In Smoke Manning

Littleton, CO

#8 Nov 14, 2012
Colorado just legalized reefer
Manning just completed his 420th TD pass
Manning is also aa Papa John's franchise owner
Coincidence? I think not
This is even more planned out than any Teblow escapade
Tebow blessed my herpes

Miami, FL

#9 Nov 14, 2012
Jason wrote:
Tebow needs to play!!!
Yes, Tebow needs to play, with himself in the shower, away from the football field where he can cause problems.
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#10 Nov 14, 2012
Jason wrote:
Tebow needs to play with himself!!!
On pay-per-view
Buick Chokemaster

Miami, FL

#11 Nov 14, 2012
Tebow can pitch Buicks. What better place to slap on your Jesus fish emblem?
Tebooger

Miami, FL

#12 Nov 14, 2012
Laughing Bear Fan wrote:
<quoted text>On pay-per-view
By way of the Tebow Tivo
Tebooger

Miami, FL

#13 Nov 14, 2012
Truth is, Tebow will be selling plastic Jesus yard figures on eBay when his NFL career is over. Which it about already is.
Tebaggers

United States

#14 Nov 14, 2012
I agree with Jason...Teblow needs to play...need a laugh....
Laughing Bear Fan

Littleton, CO

#15 Nov 14, 2012
Tebow will join forces with Oprah and have his own network called TAN, Tebow Advertising Network. It will market anything 24/7. Late at night when kids are in bed Tebow will promote the "God Almighty", a 29 inch variable speed puslating pillar of pleasure. He named it that because during beta testing he stuck it in his caboose and those were the first words he uttered.
Teevees

United States

#16 Nov 14, 2012
lmao...

maybe they can form Wobet Productions...but have it based in SF instead of Chitown....

“PLAY TO WIN”

Since: Jul 09

OG, "so cal."

#17 Nov 15, 2012
OH, i though they were talking about DeeBow from the movie "next friday"!
nfl (qb) tim tebow teams up with TiVo not DeeBow.
but can you imagine if that happened?(lol).
RAIDERS 2012!!!

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