The terrors of tofu

Jun 4, 2012 Full story: The Age 70

Animals Australia and the Australian Vegetarian Society both say there is evidence that animal welfare concerns are pushing people towards vegetarianism.

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John

Wentworthville, Australia

#1 Jun 4, 2012
Ha!!!
Tofu looks and tastes like fermented rinsed out poo poo.
hunters are COWARDS

Virginia Beach, VA

#2 Jun 4, 2012
John wrote:
Ha!!!
Tofu looks and tastes like fermented rinsed out poo poo.
Meat looks like part of a decomposing corpse...oh, that's right, it IS a part of a decomposing corpse! I'll take the tofu any day.

“Bowhunting Is Euphoric”

Since: Jan 09

Double Lung em

#5 Jun 4, 2012
John wrote:
Ha!!!
Tofu looks and tastes like fermented rinsed out poo poo.
That is exactly why coprophagous HAC - Chim Chim - LUMPY loves it SO MUCH.

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#10 Jun 4, 2012
Tofu feels pain, and should be given equal rights to people. That is my new quest.....
John

Brisbane, Australia

#12 Jun 5, 2012
I'm a meatatarian.
I'll only eat filthy stinking vegetables if they are smothered in meat juices to take away the foul vegetable taste.
hunters are COWARDS

Virginia Beach, VA

#13 Jun 5, 2012
John wrote:
I'm a meatatarian.
I'll only eat filthy stinking vegetables if they are smothered in meat juices to take away the foul vegetable taste.
Hope you enjoy your heart attack, colon cancer, obesity, high blood pressure...and/or all of the lovely other health issues in store for you....brought on by your own ignorance.
sid

Brisbane, Australia

#14 Jun 5, 2012
G. K. Chesterton
The Logical Vegetarian

You will find me drinking rum,
Like a sailor in a slum,
You will find me drinking beer like a Bavarian
You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.

So I cleared the inn of wine,
And I tried to climb the sign,
And I tried to hail the constable as "Marion."
But he said I couldn't speak,
And he bowled me to the Beak
Because I was a Happy Vegetarian.

Oh, I know a Doctor Gluck,
And his nose it had a hook,
And his attitudes were anything but Aryan;
So I gave him all the pork
That I had, upon a fork
Because I am myself a Vegetarian.

I am silent in the Club,
I am silent in the pub.,
I am silent on a bally peak in Darien;
For I stuff away for life
Shoving peas in with a knife,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.

No more the milk of cows
Shall pollute my private house
Than the milk of the wild mares of the Barbarian
I will stick to port and sherry,
For they are so very, very,
So very, very, very, Vegetarian.
John

Brisbane, Australia

#15 Jun 5, 2012
hunters are COWARDS wrote:
<quoted text>Hope you enjoy your heart attack, colon cancer, obesity, high blood pressure...and/or all of the lovely other health issues in store for you....brought on by your own ignorance.
Pipe down hippy.
I'll live longer than some anaemic malnourished fanatic.
Let's see.
George Harrison - vegan - dead from cancer.
Linda McCartney - vegan - dead from cancer.
The rest of the beetles ALIVE, except for Lennon who died from lead poisoning.
You need good meaty nutrition or you get cancer.

Since: Jan 09

KEEP OUT

#16 Jun 5, 2012
hunters are COWARDS wrote:
<quoted text>Hope you enjoy your heart attack, colon cancer, obesity, high blood pressure...and/or all of the lovely other health issues in store for you....brought on by your own ignorance.
You can add the higher probability of brain shrinkage to that list for you, Chim Chim.

Actually, in your case it's not "higher probability" it seems to be running it's course.
LUMPY is a GASBAG

Midland, TX

#19 Jun 5, 2012
hunters are COWARDS - LUMPY wrote:
<quoted text>I'm STILL regurgitating the same witless, tired, OLD trash I've been puking daily for years?? Of course that is because I'm an ever flailing/FAILING dlckless cowardly troll who obsesses daily over ANIMAL RIGHTS that don't even exist. I'm not even a mere shell of a shrimp although I smell like a dead one. Did I mention that I'm a spineless COWARD who lacks dignity, pride and intelligence.'tis true!! I will be sure to humiliate myself again... I promise!
We never doubted you, monkey girl.
Democracy United States

Watseka, IL

#20 Nov 22, 2012
only the dead eat the dead.

If you want to eat roadkill it is your right. But thats one right I would be very embarrassed to admit.

Veganism rules from it's
tofu egg salad
seitan roast beef sandwiches
spaghetti and "vegan meat sauce"
and much much more. Do you know why?
Because a vegan diet has no cholesterol which brings up the high blood pressure.
A vegan diet is low fat.
A vegan diet is low sodium to.
sid

Brisbane, Australia

#21 Nov 22, 2012
This has been done to death on the "meat is murder forum"
caveman

Essendon, Australia

#22 Nov 22, 2012
hunters are COWARDS wrote:
<quoted text>Meat looks like part of a decomposing corpse...oh, that's right, it IS a part of a decomposing corpse! I'll take the tofu any day.
mmmmm, decomposing corpse ....
caveman

Essendon, Australia

#23 Nov 22, 2012
John wrote:
<quoted text>
Pipe down hippy.
I'll live longer than some anaemic malnourished fanatic.
Let's see.
George Harrison - vegan - dead from cancer.
Linda McCartney - vegan - dead from cancer.
The rest of the beetles ALIVE, except for Lennon who died from lead poisoning.
You need good meaty nutrition or you get cancer.
Pipe down yourself, or you'll scare the poor frail sickly little critters away.
Asswind Detector

San Antonio, TX

#24 Nov 22, 2012
Democracy United States wrote:
only the dead eat the dead.
So you're a fan of "The Walking Dead", huh ?
Democracy United States wrote:
If you want to eat roadkill it is your right. But thats one right I would be very embarrassed to admit.
Have you been eating road kill ? You should just kill your own like I do. Then the meat is really fresh.
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS

Virginia Beach, VA

#25 Nov 22, 2012
Democracy United States wrote:
only the dead eat the dead.
If you want to eat roadkill it is your right. But thats one right I would be very embarrassed to admit.
Veganism rules from it's
tofu egg salad
seitan roast beef sandwiches
spaghetti and "vegan meat sauce"
and much much more. Do you know why?
Because a vegan diet has no cholesterol which brings up the high blood pressure.
A vegan diet is low fat.
A vegan diet is low sodium to.
All true, and there are more and more people in the world becoming better informed and learning these facts.Also, films like 'Forks Over Knives','Food Matters','The Future of Food' and 'Earthlings' have opened the eyes, minds and hearts of many who watched them. There is definitely an awakening taking place throughout the world. The 'trolls'who infest topix have no concept of reality or what rational minded people know.
Asswind Detector

San Antonio, TX

#26 Nov 22, 2012
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS wrote:
<quoted text>there are more and more people in the world becoming better informed and learning these facts.
Yes, particularly the fact that most ARAs are total lunatics.
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS wrote:
<quoted text>Also, films like 'Forks Over Knives','Food Matters','The Future of Food' and 'Earthlings' have opened the eyes, minds and hearts of many who watched them.
Translation: Some suckers have been taken in by this ludicrous propaganda that panders to emotional losers.
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS wrote:
<quoted text>There is definitely an awakening taking place throughout the world.
Absolutely. Freedom loving people the world over are rejecting the fascist garbage preached by ARA cult members.
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS wrote:
<quoted text>The 'trolls'who infest topix have no concept of reality or what rational minded people know.
No need to remind us that you and your ARA cronies are irrational buffoons.
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS

Virginia Beach, VA

#27 Nov 22, 2012
and as ALWAYS ^^another Major FAIL and too stupid to stop itself from repeated self humiliation^^

You are such a pathetic, worthless PoS. You spend every day, including HOLIDAYS,humiliating your impotent self. Get lost you pathetic, spineless,witless slob.
Oh, don't worry, we all know you won't go anywhere because like all spineless, witless, dlckless SELF HUMILIATING slobs, you lack PRIDE, DIGNITY, INTELLIGENCE and a sack...and you WILL prove this FACT in 10..9..8..7..6...

I will continue telling you what a major FAIL you are, you pathetic, impotent self humiliating PoS troll..
caveman

Essendon, Australia

#28 Nov 22, 2012
[QUOTE who="HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS
The 'trolls'who infest topix have no concept of reality or what rational minded people know.[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
Like the reality that our teeth and digestive tract are the teeth and digestive tract of an omnivore. Like the reality that mankind was designed, and is meant to eat both meat AND vegetable matter.
HUNTERS ARE PSYCHOPATHS

Virginia Beach, VA

#29 Nov 22, 2012
caveman wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah.
Like the reality that our teeth and digestive tract are the teeth and digestive tract of an omnivore. Like the reality that mankind was designed, and is meant to eat both meat AND vegetable matter.
WRONG as always, stupid, stupid TROLL.

Comparative Anatomy of Eating:

Facial Muscles

Carnivore Reduced to allow wide mouth gape
Herbivore Well-developed
Omnivore Reduced
Human Well-developed

Jaw Type

Carnivore Angle not expanded
Herbivore Expanded angle
Omnivore Angle not expanded
Human Expanded angle

Jaw Joint Location

Carnivore On same plane as molar teeth
Herbivore Above the plane of the molars
Omnivore On same plane as molar teeth
Human Above the plane of the molars

Jaw Motion

Carnivore Shearing; minimal side-to-side motion
Herbivore No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back
Omnivore Shearing; minimal side-to-side
Human No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back

Major Jaw Muscles

Carnivore Temporalis
Herbivore Masseter and pterygoids
Omnivore Temporalis
Human Masseter and pterygoids

Mouth Opening vs. Head Size

Carnivore Large
Herbivore Small
Omnivore Large
Human Small

Teeth (Incisors)

Carnivore Short and pointed
Herbivore Broad, flattened and spade shaped
Omnivore Short and pointed
Human Broad, flattened and spade shaped

Teeth (Canines)

Carnivore Long, sharp and curved
Herbivore Dull and short or long (for defense), or none
Omnivore Long, sharp and curved
Human Short and blunted

Teeth (Molars)

Carnivore Sharp, jagged and blade shaped
Herbivore Flattened with cusps vs complex surface
Omnivore Sharp blades and/or flattened
Human Flattened with nodular cusps

Chewing

Carnivore None; swallows food whole
Herbivore Extensive chewing necessary
Omnivore Swallows food whole and/or simple crushing
Human Extensive chewing necessary

Saliva

Carnivore No digestive enzymes
Herbivore Carbohydrate digesting enzymes
Omnivore No digestive enzymes
Human Carbohydrate digesting enzymes

Stomach Type

Carnivore Simple
Herbivore Simple or multiple chambers
Omnivore Simple
Human Simple

Stomach Acidity

Carnivore Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
Herbivore pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach
Omnivore Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
Human pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach

Stomach Capacity

Carnivore 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
Herbivore Less than 30% of total volume of digestive tract
Omnivore 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
Human 21% to 27% of total volume of digestive tract

Length of Small Intestine

Carnivore 3 to 6 times body length
Herbivore 10 to more than 12 times body length
Omnivore 4 to 6 times body length
Human 10 to 11 times body length

Colon

Carnivore Simple, short and smooth
Herbivore Long, complex; may be sacculated
Omnivore Simple, short and smooth
Human Long, sacculated

Liver

Carnivore Can detoxify vitamin A
Herbivore Cannot detoxify vitamin A
Omnivore Can detoxify vitamin A
Human Cannot detoxify vitamin A

Cont'd...

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