Six Jamestown Schools To Provide Free...

Six Jamestown Schools To Provide Free Breakfast, Lunch

There are 4 comments on the The Post-Journal, Jamestown New York story from Sep 7, 2012, titled Six Jamestown Schools To Provide Free Breakfast, Lunch. In it, The Post-Journal, Jamestown New York reports that:

The United States and New York state departments of education have approved six Jamestown schools to serve free breakfast and lunch to all students.

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Ross

Jamestown, NY

#1 Sep 8, 2012
A pneumatic underground subway system will be constructed next year, under the auspices of the NYS DOT, that will transport all Appleyard children under the crime-ridden streets of Jamestown to designated schools of their choosing for free. During school hours their non-working parents will be issued free vouchers for caffeine enemas and foot massages.

If enough of the surrounding community pays their school taxes whilst a sufficient number of scholastic programs are eliminated, free weekend childcare will also be provided for these oppressed, struggling and discriminated families.

Meanwhile, the city will lay off all of the parks dept. so that it can install bilingual street signs along the city's main corridors.
misfitsfan

Brooklyn, NY

#2 Sep 8, 2012
Ross wrote:
A pneumatic underground subway system will be constructed next year, under the auspices of the NYS DOT, that will transport all Appleyard children under the crime-ridden streets of Jamestown to designated schools of their choosing for free. During school hours their non-working parents will be issued free vouchers for caffeine enemas and foot massages.

If enough of the surrounding community pays their school taxes whilst a sufficient number of scholastic programs are eliminated, free weekend childcare will also be provided for these oppressed, struggling and discriminated families.

Meanwhile, the city will lay off all of the parks dept. so that it can install bilingual street signs along the city's main corridors.
You make good funnies Ross!
sweet

East Granby, CT

#3 Sep 8, 2012
Just happy that my children finally get something for free! After my husband and I have been working hard for years to let the welfare of Jamestown pay NOTHING it feels good to get just dues!
Hater

Jamestown, NY

#4 Sep 9, 2012
Good more free assistance for the Jamestown scumbags

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