"Cheese war" going on

"Cheese war" going on

There are 15 comments on the The Day story from Aug 1, 2012, titled "Cheese war" going on. In it, The Day reports that:

Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real liberty The Ukrainian producer claims that no access to the Russian market is not a catastrophe and is seeking outlets elsewhere The new sanctions of the Russian Health and Consumer Rights Agency have not yet affected the performance of the Lozova ... (more)

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“Dimitri at the races in Russia”

Since: Jan 10

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#1 Aug 1, 2012
Well, it looks like Ukrainkas need to stuff their faces with their smelly cheeses by themselves.
Even Russian kholkhozniks do not want them.
A bad stench was the reason, I read.
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#2 Aug 1, 2012
That's not Ukrainian cheese. It is Slowvakian cheese smuggled into Ukraine by a new tunnel. Look what happened when they tried to market the crud. The sad thing is that that was one of Slowvakia's better products.

“Dimitri at the races in Russia”

Since: Jan 10

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#3 Aug 1, 2012
I read, Ukra cheese is mixed with cow shite.
Have you heard it too ?
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#4 Aug 1, 2012
You heara wrong. It is Slowvakian cheese that is made with feces. Actually it is made fromthe outflow from the Slowvak sewage disposal plant.
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#5 Aug 1, 2012
Please notice the unique spelling-- courtesy of a Slowvak Spl Chkr

“Dimitri at the races in Russia”

Since: Jan 10

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#6 Aug 1, 2012
Stinky cheeses Made in Ukra´s dive are not wanted even in Zimbabwe, I read.
Perhaps, the Ukra milkmaids have something to do with it ?
According to the report, these milkmaids keep adding their feces to it.
Pro Ukraine

London, UK

#7 Aug 1, 2012
There's nothing wrong with Ukrainian cheese, I ate some while I was in Ukraine recently and it tasted fine. This is yet another example of Putin trying to get Ukraine to forge closer links with Russia by placing embargos on it.
Can't you read Pissy? Some Ukrainian cheese is still being sold in Russia and it doesn't stink, unlike your home made SLOvakian goat fart cheese.
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#8 Aug 1, 2012
Actually the cheese are made in Pissy's manure hut. They are ony eaten by people who would eat anything to fill their stumaches. Since they are made from goat turds they are know as Pissy' Gourmand Fetid Cheese.
Pro Ukraine

London, UK

#9 Aug 1, 2012
WP, Ukraine have just won their second gold in the women's rowing event, expect some more jealous bufoonory from Pissy and Cod Face, who have only won a bronze medal between them so far.
Pro Ukraine

London, UK

#10 Aug 1, 2012
Sorry SLOvaks have somehow won two bronzes, nowhere near as good as two golds and two bronzes though.
Lukashenko is Dr Phil

Finland

#11 Aug 1, 2012
Are these stupid peasants still dancing. Oh oh whats next. Israel president Shimon Peres putting his funny cap on and proclaiming a kosher war for stinky ukrainkas.

“Dimitri at the races in Russia”

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#12 Aug 1, 2012
Not only Ukra cheeses are smelly, but the whole Ukra dive stinks like feces.
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#13 Aug 1, 2012
Pro Ukraine wrote:
WP, Ukraine have just won their second gold in the women's rowing event, expect some more jealous bufoonory from Pissy and Cod Face, who have only won a bronze medal between them so far.
I saw a report that the Ukraine Men's rowing team took silver but it has not been confirmed nor posted yet. Will let you know.

The beat goes on proving more and more that Alexey did not know what he was talking about when he said that Ukraine had no medals nor would they win any. Of course he "Knows he is right" so we will just have to pity him and also get a good laugh from him.
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#14 Aug 1, 2012
Pro Ukraine wrote:
Sorry SLOvaks have somehow won two bronzes, nowhere near as good as two golds and two bronzes though.
Take a look at what they won them in. It is very intersting.
Warrior Poet UGX

Odessa, Ukraine

#15 Aug 1, 2012
Pesky army wrote:
Not only Ukra cheeses are smelly, but the whole Ukra dive stinks like feces.
Get out of your manure hut and stop eating goat turd soup and you will not smell anything bad (except yourelf). Take three or five baths and maybe you can smell ok also.

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