The National Gardening Month

There are 6 comments on the Examiner.com story from Apr 3, 2014, titled The National Gardening Month. In it, Examiner.com reports that:

Gathering some herbs, vegetable to take indoors from one's own garden area to celebrate the "National Gardening Month" by cooking and preparing with what has been grown.

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Don Parsley

El Paso, TX

#1 Apr 3, 2014
I had one hell of an embarrassing time last night. My wife works for a multi-national firm and she was hosting a couple of executives from Greece. They were in town for some big meeting. The plan was that the three of them would go out to dinner but I objected, being sure that they were only wanting to drill my wife. I've heard about these men from Greece and they are all about the butt. I didn't want for my wife to have her fanny tapped, so I insisted on joining them for the evening. Unfortunately I don't know much about etiquette or European culture, so I asked my wife how I should greet the men properly. She said that either a handshake or a kiss on each cheek would be appropriate. I didn't want to look like a boob, so when we met them at the restaurant, I immediately rushed up and started my greeting. I leaned in to kiss the first guy on the face, then quickly spun him around to kiss his other cheek. I pulled down his pants and planted one on his buttock. I assumed that each cheek meant one on his face and one on his butt cheek. As it turned out, that was not proper and not at all what my wife meant. Humiliated, I was forced to excuse myself and go home and my worst fears came true when my wife returned home early in the morning, her makeup smeared, dress disheveled and walking funny.
L Morales

El Paso, TX

#2 Apr 3, 2014
I ink I read about this on Twitter or some damn thing.
Rolling Papers

El Paso, TX

#3 Apr 3, 2014
Everyone needs to plant some weed to celebrate this milestone. Soon we'll have more than enough bud to light up.
Dean Wheeler

El Paso, TX

#4 Apr 3, 2014
Rolling Papers wrote:
Everyone needs to plant some weed to celebrate this milestone. Soon we'll have more than enough bud to light up.
Plant the weed up your crusty culo.

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#5 Apr 4, 2014
Rolling Papers wrote:
Everyone needs to plant some weed to celebrate this milestone. Soon we'll have more than enough bud to light up.
You need to start with good seeds first of all. You can use my moniker all you want as long as it is for to spread the word that marijuana is not bad and helps many people with ailments. if you need some help with seeds or growing marijuana and states laws there are many sights on line. Try " The Cannabist.com " or weediest for more information. You can grow pot here in Texas but its against the law because of the goofy people that run this state. The people want it to be legal but not the law makers in Austin. If you keep a small crop just enough for yourself and friends low keyed with out snoopy or nosey neighbors and don't tell a lot of people you should be fine. You can also grow plants inside a extra room with the shades closed but no a lot of them I remind you. I don't grow anything where I live in this state but do help friends near by with small amounts. I used to live in Oregon and grew good weed up there and nobody bothered you or cared if you were growing marijuana or tomatoes. By the way Wendy Davis that gal that is running for governor of Texas next election supports medical marijuana remember that next time you vote. And be sure to contact your local congress people to legalize and decriminalize marijuana. Ask them what their views are on marijuana if they are negative tell them they won't be getting your vote. Happy growing be careful Nothing is any better than what comes from your own garden right?
JWRussell USRN

El Paso, TX

#6 Apr 4, 2014
Rolling Papers wrote:
<quoted text> By the way Wendy Davis that gal that is running for governor of Texas next election supports medical marijuana remember that next time you vote. And be sure to contact your local congress people to legalize and decriminalize marijuana. Ask them what their views are on marijuana if they are negative tell them they won't be getting your vote. Happy growing be careful Nothing is any better than what comes from your own garden right?
Her plan makes common sense to me. She simply advocates that we spend money to buy birth control pills for all women to keep them from getting knocked up. It’s unrealistic and even inhumane to think that girls won’t have sex. I had my first roll in the hay at age 14 and couldn’t get enough after that. I began to look for any man who would drill my fanny. If we don’t buy the pills for the girls, we’ll be stuck once she gets pregnant. In that scenario we either fork over hundred of dollars for an abortion or we have to fund the little bastard for the next 20 years through welfare, food stamps and Medicaid. So all you complainers need to wake up and smell the coffee – do you want to pay a few dollars for the birth control up front of hundreds of dollars to kill it after she gets pregnant or tens of thousands to pay for the kid through high school?

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