Grapefruit War: Jar
Abishai100

Grand Ledge, MI

#1 Jun 3, 2014
Modern civilization is preoccupied with the great prophetic Grapefruit War.

A grapefruit is a simple, round fruit that is juicy and delightfully bitter, plus it is very zesty and nutritious.

Women in the USA are big fans of grapefruits and grapefruit juice, perhaps because it gives you that special pick-up tartness for the day.

Consumerism culture promotes the celebration of convenience chains such as Burger King and veggie retailers such as Green Giant. This food-comfy society is primed for the prophetic Grapefruit War.

The Grapefruit War is waged by the capitalism warlocks against the Earth-friendly humanists who celebrate ecology-appreciation Hollywood (USA) movies such as "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" (1992).

The Grapefruit War sees agents scrambling for the precious grapefruit in the name of taste-nutrition in our fast food society.

The capitalism warlocks as usual seek to create an economic monopoly on the good, and to counter this ominous dominion, the humanists who challenge them declare themselves as consumption angels intent on professing the humility of organic farming.

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