Florida Man, 51, Arrested For Chicken Wing Assault On Wife

Sep 11, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Smoking Gun

The Florida man, 51, was arrested last night for battering his wife with a bowl of chicken wings, police report.

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Parden Pard

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Sep 11, 2013
 
It's a good thing ,it wasn't pulled pork.Oh the humanity.

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Sep 11, 2013
 
Never thought to assault someone with a Chicken wing.

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Was he masticating while doing this?

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Oh, what a FOWL thing to do!(I am so sorry, but you know someone had to say it 8-)
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Sep 11, 2013
 
what a waste of perfectly good wings.

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and totally harmless

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DILF wrote:
Was he masticating while doing this?
Masticating while assaulting someone is just sick.

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Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Masticating while assaulting someone is just sick.
True under normal assaults, but he assaulted her with chicken wings for cryin out loud!!!!....lol.....
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chicken

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I guess he didn't have a weapon, so he just winged it? LOL!

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Sep 11, 2013
 
that's because she claimed - "its shake n bake and i helped"

hee hee

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I just tried the new so-called wings from McDonalds, I'm tempted to go back and assault the kids who suggested them to me. They sucked.

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Sep 11, 2013
 
SlipKid wrote:
In prison a chicken wing would be considered a deadly weapon!
In prison, any food is a deadly weapon.
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Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>In prison, any food is a deadly weapon.
ok then, so my mother in laws house is prison...... I knew it!!!

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Sep 11, 2013
 
Was it extra crispy,hurts more around the edges!
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Must've Clucked her pretty good to have cops involved.

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True under normal assaults, but he assaulted her with chicken wings for cryin out loud!!!!....lol.....
He should probably see a therapist about his anger issues, either that or Col Sanders.....

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My wife make's killer, hotwings....the next day, you feel like you're pooping firecrackers and jet fuel....lol....

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Sep 12, 2013
 
He just "flew" off the handle.
I hope he didn't follow up with a bleu cheese attack.

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He was smacking his chicken. She must of gotten in the way.

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#21
Sep 13, 2013
 
Or...maybe he got tired of eating her raw, so he battered her.

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