Florida Man, 51, Arrested For Chicken Wing Assault On Wife

Sep 11, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: The Smoking Gun

The Florida man, 51, was arrested last night for battering his wife with a bowl of chicken wings, police report.

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Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#1 Sep 11, 2013
It's a good thing ,it wasn't pulled pork.Oh the humanity.

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#2 Sep 11, 2013
Never thought to assault someone with a Chicken wing.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#3 Sep 11, 2013
Was he masticating while doing this?

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#4 Sep 11, 2013
Oh, what a FOWL thing to do!(I am so sorry, but you know someone had to say it 8-)
Rico

Great Neck, NY

#5 Sep 11, 2013
what a waste of perfectly good wings.

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#6 Sep 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
Was he masticating while doing this?
Masticating while assaulting someone is just sick.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#7 Sep 11, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Masticating while assaulting someone is just sick.
True under normal assaults, but he assaulted her with chicken wings for cryin out loud!!!!....lol.....
fred

Baltimore, MD

#8 Sep 11, 2013
chicken

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#9 Sep 11, 2013
I guess he didn't have a weapon, so he just winged it? LOL!

Since: Feb 09

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#10 Sep 11, 2013
that's because she claimed - "its shake n bake and i helped"

hee hee

“To contract new debts...”

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#11 Sep 11, 2013
I just tried the new so-called wings from McDonalds, I'm tempted to go back and assault the kids who suggested them to me. They sucked.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

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#13 Sep 11, 2013
SlipKid wrote:
In prison a chicken wing would be considered a deadly weapon!
In prison, any food is a deadly weapon.
CCI

Hampton Bays, NY

#14 Sep 11, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>In prison, any food is a deadly weapon.
ok then, so my mother in laws house is prison...... I knew it!!!

Since: Jul 07

Vancouver, Canada

#15 Sep 11, 2013
Was it extra crispy,hurts more around the edges!
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#16 Sep 12, 2013
Must've Clucked her pretty good to have cops involved.

“100% Princess”

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#17 Sep 12, 2013
DILF wrote:
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True under normal assaults, but he assaulted her with chicken wings for cryin out loud!!!!....lol.....
He should probably see a therapist about his anger issues, either that or Col Sanders.....

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#18 Sep 12, 2013
My wife make's killer, hotwings....the next day, you feel like you're pooping firecrackers and jet fuel....lol....

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#19 Sep 12, 2013
He just "flew" off the handle.
I hope he didn't follow up with a bleu cheese attack.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#20 Sep 13, 2013
He was smacking his chicken. She must of gotten in the way.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#21 Sep 13, 2013
Or...maybe he got tired of eating her raw, so he battered her.

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