Santaa s dreaming of a green Christmas

Santaa s dreaming of a green Christmas

There are 1 comment on the Xenia Daily Gazette story from Dec 27, 2013, titled Santaa s dreaming of a green Christmas. In it, Xenia Daily Gazette reports that:

You see, he's concerned about global warming. If the polar ice caps melt, his workshop will sink into the Arctic Ocean.

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B as in B S as in S

Minneapolis, MN

#1 Dec 28, 2013
Quick... all you Big Brain Climate Cowards; go out among the small, impressionable children and tower over them... Then tell them they are evil if they do not cower in fear of the impending catastrophe caused by GOD... Er... I mean AGW.

ALSO! Make it abundantly clear to the very small children that if they do not 'believe' they will be directly responsible for the DEATH of Santa Claus.

There! My work to "Protect The Planet" is done for the day... now it is time to hunker down and burn large amounts of fossil fuels in preparation for tomorrow's HIGH temperature of MINUS 5 degrees F. which is all brought about by the additional ONE Single Ittie Bittie MOLECULE of Carbon Dioxide Per 10,000 molecules of air.

May your "beliefs" keep you warm this weekend,
~BS

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