Since you really HAVE learned *nothing* during the last 7 billion hours you're wasted on Topix, let me explain. It's really complicated so try to keep up, okay?<quoted text>
A gay guy told me he had the same sexual orientation as my mother.
Why would a straight woman ask a gay man what straight guys like about sex?
Sure, you have a penis, how many women have you slept with?
It's because men have a penis. And when a woman wants to know what exactly, and very specifically, will make a penis owner very, very, VERY happy, her best course of action is to ask someone else that ALSO has a penis.
Her girlfriends generally don't have a penis, do they? No, they do not. They might have a TON of sexual experience with partners that DO have a penis, but they, themselves, by the very nature of being a GIRLfriend, do not.
Also, whether a guy is gay or straight, it makes NO DIFFERENCE when it comes to the activities that will make a penis owner SUPER happy. I know that's a tough one to absorb, so how about I wait and see if you get all that before I go on, okay?