Last minute summer fitness tips
It is not officially Summer just yet, but with the triple digit heat, you might want to spend some time by the swimming pool, but are you swimsuit ready? Lizzie Martinez, Co-Owner and Trainer at New You Gym in West El Paso said it's not too late to get in shape for summer.Full Story
#1 Jun 7, 2014
These tips are all well and good, but the best tip for staying in shape is to find yourself a young, hot babe like I have in my stable of friends. Whenever I'm feeling like a good workout, I ring her up on the telly. Sometimes she is too damned busy to drop everything and come over but when she is free, she immediately hops into her car and hauls butt to my place. As soon as she walks in the door, she strips down to her birthday suit and walks around butt naked. I ogle her tight buns and firm boobs for awhile, until I am rock hard and bonered up. Then we go into the closet and do a deal where I hump, bang and screw her until I get my fill. It's quite a workout and one of the reasons why I am in great shape.
#2 Jun 7, 2014
I had no idea that you and the puppet were an item! Is she really that frisky??? Anyhow, don't want to know the answer to that question! Good luck with your toothless hag/
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