Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

Mom, Dad, there's something we have to talk about. I've been wanting to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I'm fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I'm gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of you, and I won't hesitate to beat you back to the Stone Age if you give me any shit about this.

[Frank]

This is the Onion...

[Norris]

If that was my kid I'd kick his gay ass then kick him the f*ck out of my house. I don't care how strong he thinks he is.

[NE Jade]

Norris wrote:

If that was my kid I'd kick his gay ass then kick him the f*ck out of my house. I don't care how strong he thinks he is.

Oh, but R1, you never reproduced any offspring. You're afraid of women ever since that incident between you and your mother. Further more, you dolt, did you even read the source of the article? God, as a Topix troll, you are king of STUPID!

[Mitt s Polygamous Gramps]

Norris wrote:

If that was my kid I'd kick his gay ass then kick him the f*ck out of my house. I don't care how strong he thinks he is.

Since you're an obvious closet case who could not get it up for a woman we understand you to be speaking hypothetically.

[Mitt s Polygamous Gramps]

One Million Moms will have to start an "It Gets Bitter" online campaign on behalf of terrified, homophobic parents with out kids.

[TravisEqualityRh in]

he sounds hot haha:p

[Mitt s Polygamous Gramps]

TravisEqualityRhin wrote:

he sounds hot haha:p

Ha! You like the in your face stuff.

We thought that might be true of you....

[TomInElPaso]

Right, what's your sperm count,-16?

Norris wrote:

If that was my kid I'd kick his gay ass then kick him the f*ck out of my house. I don't care how strong he thinks he is.

[IrishmanLA]

I think the author of that article needs his meds - he's a LITTLE off balance there between the love, anger and aggression. Otherwise, I thought it was hilarious!

[snyper]

Norris wrote:

If that was my kid I'd kick his gay ass then kick him the f*ck out of my house. I don't care how strong he thinks he is.

It's "The Onion", fergossakes!

Take a pill.

[Mitt s Polygamous Gramps]

snyper wrote:

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It's "The Onion", fergossakes!

Never tell them.

[Rainbow Kid]

Norris wrote:

If that was my kid I'd kick his gay ass then kick him the f*ck out of my house. I don't care how strong he thinks he is.

*you* have a house?

[Josh in New Orleans]

BWAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHA! This article cracked me up! Most of all, I actually did put my father into a jujitsu grapling move and I held him there for an hour once until he apologized! I know it's an Onion article, but damn! That one hits pretty close to home! LOL!