__________Catholics have no purpose in life. Why do these degenerates choose the "Catholic lifestyle" anyway ?! And yes that degenerate lifestyle IS a choice !
And they CAN change if they want to. They COULD lead a decent, moral, God-fearing Protestant lifestyle if they would ONLY turn to the teachings of Martin Luther !
If you do not follow the teachings of Martin Luther as laid out by "St. Martin's Second Reformed German Lutheran Church and Microbrewery", you have NO HOPE of eternal salvation !
I hope you deplorable Catholics TURN from your decadent "Catholic lifestyle", and follow the teachings of Martin Luther so you can lead a God-fearing Protestant lifestyle as God and The Founding Fathers of our great republic intended !
It's up to you !
If this is tongue in cheek, then it's stupid. If you are truly serious, then it's both stupid and uninformed. Martin Luther was a baptized Catholic, before forming the Lutheran sect.