Weird Police Stories: Half-Dressed, F...

Weird Police Stories: Half-Dressed, Fire-Starter and Purse Surprises

There are 8 comments on the Patch.com story from Oct 6, 2012, titled Weird Police Stories: Half-Dressed, Fire-Starter and Purse Surprises. In it, Patch.com reports that:

Click on the links below for more details 1. The "person down" DeKalb County police found on a recent weekday morning ended up being a half-dressed woman who was sleeping on the ground .

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“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#1 Oct 6, 2012
oh my goodness...

6. There’s no clever way to write this. The owner of a newly opened funeral home in Loganville had his license suspended after reports that he dismembered an 800-pound body to get it to fit into the crematory at a location he owns in Conyers. It was one in a series of bizarre incidents involving the man, including a “suicide attempt” by shooting himself in the leg and threatening to kill a former business partner. He said his troubles stemmed from a failed relationship with a woman who was the business partner.

I must share this one, lol.

Cherish Your Loved Ones.

“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

Since: Sep 12

for ye are juicy medium rare

#2 Oct 6, 2012
Oh thanks Pix .... like I don't know already that I live in a back woods redneck one-horse freaky town, ha ha ha!

Only in Georgia .... I'm moving.

“Barbie Doll Queen”

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#3 Oct 6, 2012
You will rise from the dead right out of the cemetary

“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

Since: Sep 12

for ye are juicy medium rare

#4 Oct 6, 2012
Mrs-Jessica-D wrote:
You will rise from the dead right out of the cemetary
Not me, once down, I'm done.

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#5 Oct 6, 2012
Dragon Love wrote:
Oh thanks Pix .... like I don't know already that I live in a back woods redneck one-horse freaky town, ha ha ha!
Only in Georgia .... I'm moving.
lol, yeah I was hoping no one would notice the word Conyers ;)

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“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#6 Oct 6, 2012
Dragon Love wrote:
Oh thanks Pix .... like I don't know already that I live in a back woods redneck one-horse freaky town, ha ha ha!
Only in Georgia .... I'm moving.
Conyers a one-horse town? That one horse town sure does have a lot of traffic.

“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

Since: Sep 12

for ye are juicy medium rare

#7 Oct 6, 2012
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Conyers a one-horse town? That one horse town sure does have a lot of traffic.
You can't swing a half dead possum without hitting a redneck.
And all of them drive 4 wheel drives with Confederate Flags waving off the back.
Is it deer season yet?

“Beware ye of the dragon's lair”

Since: Sep 12

for ye are juicy medium rare

#8 Oct 6, 2012
Pixie_Vampyress wrote:
<quoted text>
lol, yeah I was hoping no one would notice the word Conyers ;)
Cherish YOur Loved Ones.
I did, ha ha ha ha!

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