Kite Surfer Kills Red Sea Sharks, Fig...

Kite Surfer Kills Red Sea Sharks, Fights Exhaustion While Stranded

There are 13 comments on the NBC Miami story from Mar 6, 2012, titled Kite Surfer Kills Red Sea Sharks, Fights Exhaustion While Stranded. In it, NBC Miami reports that:

Polish kite surfer Jan Lisewski was reportedly stuck in the water for two days, surviving on energy bars and fending off 18-foot-long Red Sea sharks with a knife.

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Since: Jun 08

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#1 Mar 6, 2012
well that is not a good day out..............
Kielbasa

Huntington, NY

#2 Mar 6, 2012
Key word: Polish
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Wilmington, DE

#3 Mar 6, 2012
Oh, we've jumped the eighteen foot long in the Red Sea shark, alright.

“I care more about my character”

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#4 Mar 6, 2012
18 feet sounds like a Tiger Shark.
There is no species called a Red Sea shark but there are 44 different kinds of sharks in the Red Sea. Only a few pose a danger to man.
Tigers are loners like Great Whites, it was probably a school White Tip sharks and they do not get that large.
Xstain Mullah Franchisee

Wilmington, DE

#5 Mar 6, 2012
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
18 feet sounds like a Tiger Shark.
There is no species called a Red Sea shark but there are 44 different kinds of sharks in the Red Sea. Only a few pose a danger to man.
Tigers are loners like Great Whites, it was probably a school White Tip sharks and they do not get that large.
High as a kite surfer, they meant.

“Y'all smell that sawdust?”

Since: Nov 07

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#6 Mar 6, 2012
Beautiful Black Molly wrote:
18 feet sounds like a Tiger Shark.
There is no species called a Red Sea shark but there are 44 different kinds of sharks in the Red Sea. Only a few pose a danger to man.
Tigers are loners like Great Whites, it was probably a school White Tip sharks and they do not get that large.
Tigers will feed in groups (they've been filmed doing so) and they can reach 18 feet.
another key word

Blacklick, OH

#7 Mar 7, 2012
Kielbasa wrote:
Key word: Polish
Spoken like a true Guido.
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#8 Mar 7, 2012
Glad he's ok. Story seems a bit embellished.

Of course, had it been me out there, the headline would've been:
"Dr Stinko shits self and dies of heart failure after attack by by school of pissed off Red Sea Minnows..."

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#9 Mar 7, 2012
The headline says he killed sharks, but he says he fended them off with a knife. You know, stabbing them in the eyes, nose and gills. Typical day for an 18-foot red sea shark.
Kielbasa

Huntington, NY

#10 Mar 7, 2012
another key word wrote:
<quoted text>
Spoken like a true Guido.
Aye!!! Watchit sucka!!!!
abadapple

Vancouver, Canada

#11 Mar 7, 2012
Kielbasa wrote:
<quoted text>
Aye!!! Watchit sucka!!!!
you are a big greasy sausage nice fill for a fictional red shark what crap he probable had a plastic knife and huge jelly fish too lol what a moron polish sausage

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#12 Mar 7, 2012
abadapple wrote:
<quoted text>you are a big greasy sausage nice fill for a fictional red shark what crap he probable had a plastic knife and huge jelly fish too lol what a moron polish sausage
You're making Canada look bad aba...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#13 Mar 7, 2012
I wonder if the music from jaws was going through his mind, da dum, da da da da da dum....

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