JLo rents public beach in Long Beach for birthday bash

Apr 12, 2012 Full story: Press-Telegram 38

Locals looking to enjoy sun, sand and surf Saturday at Marine Stadium were left disappointed after Jennifer Lopez rented a public beach for a birthday party.

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SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#1 Apr 12, 2012
This girl never had true class .. renting a stretch of beach in dumpy Long Beach for a private party is truly indicative of her low brow nature .. are they sure it is acutally J Lo, or a look alike drag queen from Ripples .. the actual J Lo recently, has been looking real freakish lately

Renting public beach space fora private party should be illegal .. now if a family group wants to arrive early and stake out a little zone, that's OK .. but nothing in the weay of City sanctioned rented privated patches, particularly in light of Cal State Law on full access to every inch of the beach .. so will her goons and hired off duty LB cops be on hand to keep her in her narcissiistic bubble .. this stinks
SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#2 Apr 12, 2012
Is this in conjunction with the low brow spectacle known as the LB Grand Prix? When is this stinky nosiy event scheduled, which brings in throngs of undesirables.
Nine Incher

United States

#3 Apr 13, 2012
Jennifer Lopez just wants to get close to me. Sorry Jen, that was strictly a one night booty call. I'll call you again, someday, I promise! Bwahahaha!
Joey Sanchez

AOL

#4 Apr 13, 2012
Does any one know the number of the person who rents special people with hispanic suranmes the public beach for a private party for 93 per person?

My daughter's birthday is coming up and I would like to rent Mother's Beach for the Fourth of July.

Thanks.
SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#5 Apr 13, 2012
Joey Sanchez wrote:
Does any one know the number of the person who rents special people with hispanic suranmes the public beach for a private party for 93 per person?
My daughter's birthday is coming up and I would like to rent Mother's Beach for the Fourth of July.
Thanks.
Inquire at taco truck
ER Doc

United States

#6 Apr 14, 2012
All guests will get complimentary tetanus and antibiotic shots, courtesy of JLo.
SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#7 Apr 14, 2012
ER Doc wrote:
All guests will get complimentary tetanus and antibiotic shots, courtesy of JLo.
Rumor has it, that Cerviche will be served up from the fresh catch of LB Harbor .. good day for So-Cal ER rooms, stretching from LB to Cedars, for those who make it back to Bev Hills with the JLo entourage .. her boytoy, Casper, at least better have some Pepto Bismo on hand, since once mamacita starts letting go of that slime it will be real nasty
Mami

Los Angeles, CA

#8 Apr 14, 2012
¡Madre de Dios! I left mijo's dirty diapers on the beach, I hope they get picked up before the puertoricana arrives.
Asyo

Milltown, NJ

#9 Apr 14, 2012
JLo es una Vieja estupida, ignorante Boricua basura del Bronx, que hace 1000 y una porquerias para vender publicidad.
SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#10 Apr 14, 2012
Mami wrote:
¡Madre de Dios! I left mijo's dirty diapers on the beach, I hope they get picked up before the puertoricana arrives.
JLo is very uppity, with her Mexicana maids, when she stays at her Beverly Hills mansion, and hideway Ho tel suites, especially when Casper is with her. On her movie sets, she demands rooms full of white roses, private bathroom with two bidets and everyone kissing her ass .. no BS, heard that she instructs the hired help to not make eye contact with her .. hey, when she lands at that crummy Marine Stadium Long Beach strip of filthy sand, she will be firing those flunky assistance who rented this beach from broke ass Long Beach. JLo can blend though in Long Beach, with the other 40 year old LB gordita homegirls..this Puertoricana can even pass for a Chicana.
SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#11 Apr 14, 2012
Asyo wrote:
JLo es una Vieja estupida, ignorante Boricua basura del Bronx, que hace 1000 y una porquerias para vender publicidad.
yea, it's some type of publicity stunt on her part ..she will not hang around for five minutes after whatever bullshit she is up to is over with .. hell, she looks more like a transvesti at this point in her life

“Never let your fear”

Since: Apr 11

decide your fate

#12 Apr 14, 2012
Wow.
Projectile V

Los Angeles, CA

#13 Apr 15, 2012
In one of her songs she sings, "It's getting sick on the floor." Which pretty accurately describes what's going to happen when her guests come in contact with the high levels of coliform bacteria at Marine Stadium.
Joey Sanchez

AOL

#14 Apr 15, 2012
Who decided to restrict our public beach for the private use. That is against the Law.
Luckily, the loser who let Lopez do this is a public employee so they don't have to obey the law or care about positive outcomes in LB.
How could we all have been so stupid as to let the public empl union gangsters take over the city hall and the sacramento? Pitiful.
SP Landlord

Los Angeles, CA

#15 Apr 16, 2012
Were there anything sightings of this no talent narcissistic fat ass .. oh, I forgot, she also thinks she can sing LOL .. her only talent is dancing, and her routine is getting old and boring

Hey, but the greater story is that LB is kissing ass to celebs .. renting beach space for a private party should be illegal .. how in the hell do they get around established Cal law of full public access to beaches .. the ultra wealthy continue to try it in Malibu in obstructring access, but I do not beleive they have gone to renting out part's of their beaches for private parties
The Mad Man

Long Beach, CA

#16 Apr 16, 2012
SP Landlord wrote:
Were there anything sightings of this no talent narcissistic fat ass .. oh, I forgot, she also thinks she can sing LOL .. her only talent is dancing, and her routine is getting old and boring
Hey, but the greater story is that LB is kissing ass to celebs .. renting beach space for a private party should be illegal .. how in the hell do they get around established Cal law of full public access to beaches .. the ultra wealthy continue to try it in Malibu in obstructring access, but I do not beleive they have gone to renting out part's of their beaches for private parties
LB is desperate to get any news coverage it can get. JLo is just another flash in the pan to get on the pages of the news. If she thinks LB is worth the time to 'rent' a beach for her personal use, she will eventually be disappointed in her choice. Unless she wants to use the public restrooms to create a scandal or some such nonsense, she will be surprised about the amount of people who really care if she is in town. This only shows her taste.(now that is something to laugh about)
Of course the PT wants to cover garbage like this, it is their only news of the day.
Martha W

AOL

#17 Apr 16, 2012
The Mad Man wrote:
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LB is desperate to get any news coverage it can get. JLo is just another flash in the pan to get on the pages of the news. If she thinks LB is worth the time to 'rent' a beach for her personal use, she will eventually be disappointed in her choice. Unless she wants to use the public restrooms to create a scandal or some such nonsense, she will be surprised about the amount of people who really care if she is in town. This only shows her taste.(now that is something to laugh about)
Of course the PT wants to cover garbage like this, it is their only news of the day.
Times are tough for the P/T. They are forbiden from covering the Pension/Benefit extortion the Dems are perpetrating on current and future generations of Californians. The P/T has been reduced to puff pieces.
Pablum for the moronic masses who don't vote.
SP with Class

Long Beach, CA

#18 Apr 16, 2012
SP Landlord--Maybe she should have had her party on the beach in ghetto Gardena! Oh that's right, Gardena doesn't even have a beach going for it. I'm living in Long Beach & Lovin' It!!
Seriously girl, stop being jealous & get a life!
Morris the Cat

Long Beach, CA

#19 Apr 16, 2012
SP Landlord wrote:
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Rumor has it, that Cerviche will be served up from the fresh catch of LB Harbor .. good day for So-Cal ER rooms, stretching from LB to Cedars, for those who make it back to Bev Hills with the JLo entourage .. her boytoy, Casper, at least better have some Pepto Bismo on hand, since once mamacita starts letting go of that slime it will be real nasty
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Morris the Cat

Long Beach, CA

#20 Apr 16, 2012
Morris the Cat wrote:
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