Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Oct 12, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: CNN

Editor's note: Dean Obeidallah is an award-winning comedian who has appeared on TV shows such as Comedy Central's "Axis of Evil" special, ABC's "The View," CNN's "What the Week" and HLN's "The Joy Behar Show." He is executive producer of the annual New York Arab-American Comedy Festival and the Amman Stand Up Comedy Festival.

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NOMO HOMO PAGANISMS

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Oct 8, 2012
 
Tony wrote:
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So Romney has too many wives to list. Ok
That's Edwards' and Clintons' GIRLFRIENDS. "Too many to list."

I think Mitt Romney has one, I don't think he went and joined up

with the Fundies.

Maybe he's going to reveal he's got a huge compound somewhere.

It'll be a lot nicer than David Koresh's and Jim Jones'- even Warren Jeffs'.
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He's got a lot more money than all three of them together.
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Dana Robertson wrote:
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Joseph Smith says: "Damn! Why didn't I think of that?
Because he's not Apostate Fundy Trash

like You and Jeffs.
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Well; you're just Apostate Trash.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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HOMO MORMON GOD wrote:
Well; you're just Apostate Trash.
Now stop crying, little noodle god. Maybe you get enough penishood power to pass the wonder bread next week. LOL!!!!

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NOMO HOMO PAGANISMS wrote:
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I'm pretty much over it, after having seen so many bible cults drink Kool-Aid,
and
Douse each other with gasoline then shoot themselves.
AFTER doing ALL Jeffs did
and more.
Although that 'married and had sex with his 12 year old daughter on a plastic bed while ANOTHER old white guy watched
was surely enough to get him into all lists of FUNDIE MELTDOWNS
tucked into the LONG and WELL DISTINGUISHED LIST of YOUR BIBLE CULTS.
YOUR problem is,
there are so many EVEN WORSE among YOU
JEFFS is just another one, in a LONG list of people IN
who melted down and became molesting murderers.
Fact of the matter is, we TOLD THEM
what WE TELL YOU:
IF THEY DIDN'T JOIN US,
THEY WERE GONNA GET CAUGHT
DOING WHAT THEY SHOULDN'T.
And they did.
LIKE YOU DID.
See you've got a HUGE PROBLEM: JEFFS follows a pattern YOUR BIBLE CULTS FOLLOW
and HE
DEFIED the main L.D.S. Church, TOO.
So that puts
YOU
and
HIM
in the SAME REBELLIOUS APOSTATE BOAT,
nice fake fur virgin deflowering bed, and all.
David Koresh WISHED he'd have had such a nice clean compound.
Even your molester cults are third rate.
,
Puts u right in the boat with 'em...those poly kids were raised, groomed rather...soo perfectly, according to u.
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D.A.N.A. ROBERTSON

WARREN JEFFS

BOTH had the same idea:

that the 12 Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ

don't know enough about sexuality.
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NoMo wrote:
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Puts u right in the boat with 'em...those poly kids were raised, groomed rather...soo perfectly, according to u.
Perfectly enough that they were were found *CORRECTING*

***YOUR***

NATIONAL
CHILD CARE
EXPERTS

on HOUSING

and FEEDING

CHILDREN.

Leaving YOU with the problem of how MORMON DEGENERATES raise KIDS with MORE SENSE
than YOUR

NATIONAL CHILD care E.X.P.E.R.T.S,

H.i.c.k.
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Face it: YOU GOT CAUGHT HAVING YOUR NATIONAL CHILD CARE EXPERTS
be CORRECTED on NATIONAL T.V.
by FUNDIE MORMON
DEGENERATE
CHILD MOLESTERS.
***Their KIDS***
know MORE
about HOW to FEED and SHELTER HUMANS***
than
***YOUR***
***NATIONAL***
***CHILD CARE ***
EXPERTS.
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Which is the SAME OLD STORY,

just a DIFFERENT GROUP of DOPE-ADDLED, HUMAN SACRIFICING DEGENERATES.

When you APOSTATIZE and BARK REBELLION or
even
w.h.i.s.p.e.r. it,

YOUR KIDS will LIVE DOWN that REBELLION
by GOING into the PEOPLE

your TEACHINGS DIRECT THEM,

and THE WISDOM of YOUR REBELLION
will be POSTED as MUGSHOTS on the
NATIONAL PUBLIC

WALLs
of
SHAME.

Oh, yes, they will.

Our Fundie cousins -

fortunately -

are NOT IMMUNE.

N.o.b.o.d.y. is immune to the law of rebellion.

Nobody.

Whether you've got any shame about it

is as
irrelevant
as your objection to the law being there
in the first place.
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And no,

NOBODY'S ASHAMED but LEGAL SCHOLARS when they post those mugshots of the original Mormon polygamists.

All that was BLATANTLY in violation to the Constitution

But, it will be used to stop queers from getting married,

so all things work out for the righteous.

You DO KNOW THAT:

the MORMONS' EXISTENCE is the M.A.I.N. AMERICAN LEGAL PROBLEM
BLOCKING
HOMOSEXUALLS
GETTING
MARRIED.

It is the FIRST or SECOND THING REFERRED TO in LAW ENFORCEMENT regarding HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE.

!!!!!! LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL !!!!!!

!!!!!!!HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH !!!!!!

Oh MAN, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT RoFL FOR my BROS who CAME beFORE ME in TIME!!!
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The LORD TOLD YOU

the MORMONS

would be the CAUSE of the SAVING of the AMERICAN CONSTITUTION

and here it is,

with you queers blocked from getting married by us admitting that
sure - you can make things against the law if you insist.

We'll just have to comply with the law you made.

AND WE DID.
PEOPLE don't LOOK AROUND and say SEE, those MORMONS GET AWAY with TECHNICALLY, ILLEGAL MARRIAGES
ALL
the
TIME.

LoL.

What a bunch of hicks.
You people really are an embarrassment to venereally infected ill educated rabble everywhere.

Can't you even WRONGLY PERSECUTE

RIGHT?

wHAT a buNCH of

LOOOO000oooSeRRRs.
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Silly Pagans

TRICKS

are for HICKS

OBEDIENCE
is for
the chosen people of the LORD.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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HOMO MORMON PUSSY wrote:
Silly Pagans
TRICKS
are for HICKS
OBEDIENCE
is for
the chosen people of the LORD.
And Prophets
are for PERVERTS
too stupid to think for THEMSELVES!

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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NOMO HOMO PAGANISMS wrote:
The LORD TOLD YOU
the MORMONS
would be the CAUSE of the SAVING of the AMERICAN CONSTITUTION
and here it is,
with you queers blocked from getting married by us admitting that
sure - you can make things against the law if you insist.
Well, you're doing a crappy job at it. It is legal in Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, and Vermont, as well as the District of Columbia, and two Native American tribal jurisdictions.(Oh no, the Lamanites strike again!) That will only grow in number, you're doing a piss poor job, pussy god.
We'll just have to comply with the law you made.
AND WE DID.
PEOPLE don't LOOK AROUND and say SEE, those MORMONS GET AWAY with TECHNICALLY, ILLEGAL MARRIAGES
ALL
the
TIME.
LoL.
What a bunch of hicks.
That is only because Federal troops came to Utah over a 100 yrs ago and kicked your perverted asses. LOL!! Prophet: "Stop kicking our asses! I had a revelation! Can we have our churches back?" Those hicks put you in your white trash perverted place. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
You people really are an embarrassment to venereally infected ill educated rabble everywhere.
Can't you even WRONGLY PERSECUTE
RIGHT?
wHAT a buNCH of
LOOOO000oooSeRRRs.
And you are an embarrassment to inbreed retarded monkeys everywhere. You are certainly a disgrace to your so-called "Father" because you are such a limp noodle pussy god who couldn't create a ham sandwich even with an instruction video an a master chief standing there telling you what to do step by step. You: "Duhhhh, do I needs a piece of hams for duh ham sandwich? My butt itches, duhhhhh, hows do's I's scratches it? Can youses draws me's a maps?"
I's knows duh chuch is true's becauses it tells me not's to touches my pee pee when's I see's a good looking 3yrs old."
The LDS deserves you. I'm happy you are LDS!!! I thank God for it.

Loser would be an improvement you! Still waiting for you to strike me down, loser god.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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Our resident coward Mormon, so sure the church is true he won't use he real name is a:
L.O.S.E.R
D.A.M.N.E.D
S.L.U.T

A lover of his perverted brothers in the FLDS, and a mouse size dick M.A.S.T.U.R.B.A.T.E.R!!

He is married to Sister thumb and her 4 daughters. But he is so dam fat and ugly he has to wear gloves before they will go near him!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Still waiting for you to strike me down, limp noodle god. Are you having trouble getting your penishood up? It shouldn't hard with something so small. LOL!!!
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Dana Robertson wrote:
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Well, you're doing a crappy job at it. It is legal in Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, and Vermont, as well as the District of Columbia, and two Native American tribal jurisdictions.(Oh no, the Lamanites strike again!) That will only grow in number, you're doing a piss poor job, pussy god.
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That is only because Federal troops came to Utah over a 100 yrs ago and kicked your perverted asses. LOL!! Prophet: "Stop kicking our asses! I had a revelation! Can we have our churches back?" Those hicks put you in your white trash perverted place. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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And you are an embarrassment to inbreed retarded monkeys everywhere. You are certainly a disgrace to your so-called "Father" because you are such a limp noodle pussy god who couldn't create a ham sandwich even with an instruction video an a master chief standing there telling you what to do step by step. You: "Duhhhh, do I needs a piece of hams for duh ham sandwich? My butt itches, duhhhhh, hows do's I's scratches it? Can youses draws me's a maps?"
I's knows duh chuch is true's becauses it tells me not's to touches my pee pee when's I see's a good looking 3yrs old."
The LDS deserves you. I'm happy you are LDS!!! I thank God for it.
Loser would be an improvement you! Still waiting for you to strike me down, loser god.
Don't cry cupcake. You can still push your daughter off into the
RIVER of FILTH seen by Nephi,
you STRUT that you REPRESENT

before heavenly father puts you
in that great queer bar below ground.
PAGAN H0H0S GET B0B0S

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Then you can FINALLY get RID of that WIFE and child.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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YOU CANT GO HOME AGAIN wrote:
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Don't cry cupcake. You can still push your daughter off into the
RIVER of FILTH seen by Nephi,
you STRUT that you REPRESENT
before heavenly father puts you
in that great queer bar below ground.
I though you was a god? Didn't you tell everyone here how you was a god? Are you a pussy god? Do it it yourself instead of being the worthless bastard you are.

Typical Mormon god, talks big, does sh!t. Just like the God that was with the Mormons in Missouri. They were getting fcuked in the azz and that god did sh!t. When Moses took the people out of Egypt, he took care of them. What's wrong? Don't your god love you?

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

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MORMON H0M0 WISHED HE COULD GET B0B0S wrote:
Then you can FINALLY get RID of that WIFE and child.
Isn't it nice you will never have to worry if you will ever get a wife or child? Fat and ugly has it's benefits. LOL!!!

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