Kris Aquino Is Crazy!

Makati, Philippines

#1 Sep 10, 2006
Kris Aquino lashed out at a columnist giving an opinion about her in the latter's newspaper space and what did Kris say on "The Buzz"? She used the name again of her equally-crazy mom (Crazy Cory), citing how she felt offended that her mom felt offended about the news piece. Eh, pikon pala siya, plus duwag pa, dragging again another name from her family. Kris may not remember the day she lambasted Janice de Belen's weight on national television via "The Buzz" also, saying that, unlike Janice, it's not difficult to keep a normal weight as hers, that it just takes discipline. Janice, took it like a dignified woman the next day, eating cookies while hosting her show "Sis". For goodness' sake, crazy Kris is a host of a tsismis show, what a low life form!

Makati, Philippines

#2 Sep 10, 2006
So, yesterday, a Wednesday, taping for the Game Ka Na Ba? Celebrity
edition episode, my niece and I, together with her sister and some of my
friends, went to ABS CBN to watch the absurdly (in)famous Kris Aquino.
But as I was about to take the picture, she said:"That's not a nice
angle, pa-vertical mas maganda." I adjusted my camera, but realized they
were standing against the light. So I shifted to the original horizontal
angle."Vertical sabi, eh!" She said, in her shrilly, ir rita ting voice. I bit
my lip and shut my mouth bec au se I wanted to the take the picture for my
niece. So I angled the camera vertically as she said, but placed the
camera lower, angling it in a way that the light behind her head won't
be captured."Not like that," she shouted."Up. Move it up! UP!!!" Motioning for me
to move the camera up, so the picture would be taken top-view. Then she
actually grabbed my arm and pushed upward!
The nerve of that woman to treat me like that!!! I wanted to slap her
and say:"What the ###### for? You look like the same ###### whatever angle it
may be!"
Instead I said, levelly,"You're against the light, Kris, I can't take
the shot that way.""Eh, may flash naman yan diba?" she retorted in her shrilly, nasal,
I wanted to spit on her ov erly made-up face right there and then! For
someone who pretends she's smart, that was a really stupid remark! With
dripping sarcasm, I said."Exactly, over-exposed yan. Move a little
She did so but impatiently and crossly, almost knocking my niece over. I
took the picture and she smiled right on cue, then she fled. My younger
niece, who I thought was oblivious to the tension, didn't pose with her
sister and shouted, almost tearfully,"ANG SUNGIT MO NAMAN, KRIS!"
My heart almost broke. I wanted to kill Kris.
Then I looked at my other niece, the one who swore would change her
family name to Aquino one day, and saw that her eyes were downcast. She
looked like she was trying really hard not to cry. Then she said
quietly,"Ang pangit pala ng ugali nun."
I checked the digital picture that I took?Kris' smile was flawless,
without a trace of the monstrosity she just displayed. And kid beside
her, my niece, looked like she just realized that she was having her
picture taken with a two-faced monster."Baka she's tired lang, Gelline," I told my niece."Kahit na! Kame nga galing pa ng Nueva Ecija tapos di pa kame dinner,
naghintay kame para lang sa picture, tapos binastos ka pa niya! SALBAHE
SIYA!" she replied, clearly bitter and sulking.
You know what's the worst thing about this whole scene? It's the fact
that I'm sure Kris doesn't know and couldn't care any less that she just
hurt two loving k ids who did nothing wrong except choose her as their
And it's inexplicable how Kris can get away with her unacceptable
manner: she's tactless, she's an advocate of gossip and scandal, and
she's an epitome of a woman with loose morals.
Kris makes me sick.
C lea rly, this proves the legends wrong, monsters don't lurk inside the
closet? they're on TV.

Makati, Philippines

#3 Sep 10, 2006
At kahit pa anu-ano pang glamorosong damit ang isuot n'ya on TV, mag-gown or mag-itim na blazer pa siya, or maglabas ng cleavage, emotionally corrupt pa rin siya at tsismosa, a far-cry from her late father. and why wouldn't the Filipino people drag Ninoy's name into her messed up life? why not?! everytime she messes up, or everytime people exposes her mediocrity, she drags the name of her family anyway...

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