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Genius
Bennington, VT
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Question : What do you get when you mix genetically defective sperm and eggs? Answer : Elmer, Alex, LSU by those and all their other pseudonyms... Side Note : The best part of them ran down the inside of their mommies thighs and their daddies were told to clean it up and get the f back to work on the welfare line... lol omg lol omg lol...
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“Get off my lawn!”
Since: Jun 11
People's Republic of VT
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Genius wrote: Question : What do you get when you mix genetically defective sperm and eggs? Answer : Elmer, Alex, LSU by those and all their other pseudonyms... Side Note : The best part of them ran down the inside of their mommies thighs and their daddies were told to clean it up and get the f back to work on the welfare line... lol omg lol omg lol... Sorry, Genius and Bennville is a contradiction in terms.
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Alex
United States
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Genius wrote: Question : What do you get when you mix genetically defective sperm and eggs? Answer : Elmer, Alex, LSU by those and all their other pseudonyms... Side Note : The best part of them ran down the inside of their mommies thighs and their daddies were told to clean it up and get the f back to work on the welfare line... lol omg lol omg lol... Back to work on the welfare line????? That's not a bad paying job Genius.... State job with all the benefits and retirement package worth about $50G a year.... Is this meant to be sarcasm or your psychological inner self crying out because you don't know who the fck your daddy is???? If your mama had decided to swallow that night, we wouldn't be having this conversation bitch.....
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Allen
Farmington, MO
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I think your mom did swallow....
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Alex
United States
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Allen wrote: I think your mom did swallow.... Probably did... My father was always smiling in the morning.... Sorry, I keep forgetting you don't know who your daddy is....
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Allen
Farmington, MO
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Alex wrote: <quoted text> Probably did... My father was always smiling in the morning.... Sorry, I keep forgetting you don't know who your daddy is.... Which one of your "daddies" was smiling the biggest ???
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Alex
United States
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Allen wrote: <quoted text>Which one of your "daddies" was smiling the biggest ??? Just breaks my heart when the orphan of a crack ho keeps asking all of these questions about what it's like to have a daddy... Hang in there kid, people have been known to adopt special needs children.....
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OMG REally
Sainte Marie, IL
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You should know all about that since your dad was a pimp and your mom worked the street.
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“Get off my lawn!”
Since: Jun 11
People's Republic of VT
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OMG REally
Sainte Marie, IL
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Elmer_J_Fudd wrote: Are you jealous? Wow...the other bastard child chimes in to back up his kin.
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OMG REally
Sainte Marie, IL
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I'm sure you (bastards all) can think of something witty to say to make you feel superior. Go for it...
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Alex
United States
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OMG REally wrote: I'm sure you (bastards all) can think of something witty to say to make you feel superior. Go for it... OMG LOL OMG (bastards all)
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Elmer
United States
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OMG REally wrote: I'm sure you (bastards all) can think of something witty to say to make you feel superior. Go for it... It is not difficult to feel superior to a bunch of three-toothed hillbillies. Could we please have a more challenging task?
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KGB
Sainte Genevieve, MO
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Elmer wrote: <quoted text> It is not difficult to feel superior to a bunch of three-toothed hillbillies. Could we please have a more challenging task? Your not superior to pond scum....
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Elmer
Chicago, IL
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KGB wrote: <quoted text>Your not superior to pond scum.... Your "you're" highlights your ignorance. Pleez speeck co-hair-entilee. Ask someone to eksplane the irony to you before you attempt 'you're' next witticism.
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“Marky don't charge me rent”
Since: Jul 11
East Bennville
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Kiel_aka_KY wrote: <quoted text> Don't tell me how much I can practice my ninja moves with my ball fondling buddies! I am KY, the masturbatin' ninja! I practice my craft constantly! I can type with my toes when I use both hands for the ninja work! heys yew scene yur daddee Marky lately? Hee seams two half dis speared cinse thuh yew whent inta heet.
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sam
Newbern, TN
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Elmer wrote: <quoted text> Your "you're" highlights your ignorance. Pleez speeck co-hair-entilee. Ask someone to eksplane the irony to you before you attempt 'you're' next witticism. When your only point is someones spelling.....you have lost the argument.
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“Get off my lawn!”
Since: Jun 11
People's Republic of VT
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What happened to AMY_? We miss her hilarity. Did she get her preferred job as a leach of the state?
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HighVoltage
Kenmore, WA
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Elmer_J_Fudd wrote: What happened to AMY_? We miss her hilarity. Did she get her preferred job as a leach of the state? Loose your job at "Looney Toons" ?
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“Get off my lawn!”
Since: Jun 11
People's Republic of VT
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HighVoltage wrote: <quoted text>Loose your job at "Looney Toons" ? Naw, AMY_'s the "loose" one. She'll hang with any pencil neck in town. Love the scentince compasishun on all these collidge gradumetertates.
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