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djw

Newton Abbot, UK

#2239 Oct 14, 2013
Phil do something about the showers at Columbia University and end the mandatory swim test!

http://bwog.com/2013/09/13/wtf-mcbain/

Columbia, Columbia shouting her name where showering takes forever. I think I can speak for my fellow misses of McBain when I say Columbia, WTF(*Why Two Female…showers)? The men’s bathroom has six showers; the women’s bathroom has two. That’s 300% fewer showers. That sensationalistic statistic should enrage you! So, all the ladies who truly feel me, throw your hands up at me—except maybe don’t, because you probably have terrible B.O. after skipping your shower because of a line.

If there’s anything I’m good at, it’s complaining. I’m also pretty good at making no attempt to change whatever it is I’m complaining about. Except this year, things are different, because I’m subject to McBain living conditions. I also have two 9 ams. Coincidentally, so do a lot of other girls on my floor and coincidentally, we all like to practice good hygiene. But when there’s a line three girls deep to take a shower with the water pressure of a children’s sprinkler toy, what’s a gal to do? You see another girl walking toward the bathroom with a caddy in hand, and it becomes a 100-yard dash. We quite literally sweat it out while showers in the men’s bathroom go unused. The solution?

Coed bathrooms. Shower socialism. Redistribution of good health. But how would the misters of McBain feel about this? We all remember that Boy Meets World episode when Cory goes to college and has a crippling fear of the co-ed bathroom. Or maybe you don’t remember that episode and my brain is just a repository of useless Boy Meets World subplots. Regardless, an ~anonymous source~ talked to Bwog about her experience with coed bathrooms last year. At her first floor meeting, the RA brought up the subject of shower sharing and offered to put it up for a vote. Though there never was an official vote or decision, the consolidation of showers became de facto; girls used the guys’ showers when necessary and there were quote “no problems.” This source also went on to say that ”it also helped that we were a super friendly floor.”

So should what has in the past been a de facto policy become building-wide law? If year after year bathrooms become coed, does precedence necessitate official change? Are anecdotal avowals sufficient grounds for the administrative green light? I wanted to get Housing’s stance on the subject, so I inquired about the origins of what seems like the world’s poorest building design.

I assumed that the discrepancy between bathrooms had to do with the fact that Columbia College didn’t admit women until 1983. They probably knocked down two dorm rooms and retrofitted a bathroom sans urinals. But other residence halls don’t seem to have layouts quite as flawed as McBain’s. Unfortunately, Housing had no historical information on record to explain the 4th-8th floor bathrooms, but they did inform me that floors 2 and 3 had been renovated to include an equal number of showers in both bathrooms. According to Housing, McBain is due for a “multi-year renovation project starting summer 2014.” Though there is no specific design plan as of yet,“student feedback will be solicited.”

The prospect of change is reassuring, but in the meantime, when I get back from my morning runs, sweaty and in dire need of a hose down, I’m racing my floormates and a clock. My floor bathrooms as of now are not coed and despite the fact that I’m writing an article upbraiding (and somewhat deludedly apostrophizing) a building, even I am too timid to be that guy (technically girl) who broaches the (what shouldn’t be) awkward subject. So I wonder if it should be mandatory for RAs to have a vote on combining showers. Although it did take Columbia 229 years to let women into the college, so maybe it will take another 229 to let them into their showers.

Dont be molly's lap dog.
djw

Newton Abbot, UK

#2240 Oct 14, 2013
Tags: everyone totally had a crush on Cory, girls bathrooms are the Lerner of McBain, its not like girls have that many cooties, mine says BEEWOG, We use facts to back us up!, wtf columbia300% fewer showers says: 77 2 September 13, 2013 @ 10:19 pm Track so the girls bathroom has negative twelve showers?
looking at you, mcbain 7 (2012-13) says: 21 0 September 13, 2013 @ 10:55 pm Track just wait until the guys smear shit all over their bathroom and it doesn't get cleaned for 3 days. then you'll have 2 showers for the whole floor!
looking at you McBain 5 says: 12 0 September 13, 2013 @ 11:23 pm Track Or the constant Pee Flood in Mcbain 5 bathrooms from a douche stufifng urinals with paper towels every god damn day.(Also the shits in the showers on weekends)
i laughed says: 11 2 September 13, 2013 @ 11:05 pm Track ...three girls deep
heh says: 16 2 September 13, 2013 @ 11:08 pm Track I guess you could say the ladies in McBain got...the shaft.
... says: 16 0 September 13, 2013 @ 11:14 pm Track go home and take a lap
WTF Columbia. says: 12 35 September 14, 2013 @ 1:25 am Track 1/4 students at Columbia SEAS last year got in through a backdoor called the 3+2 program. It's guaranteed admission for transfer if you study at a liberal arts college like Marquette University and earn a 3.3. Yes, you read that right. Shock you too?
Anonymous says: 7 16 September 14, 2013 @ 2:49 am Track if you get a 3.3 at

Jacksonville University, Millsaps College, William Jewell College, Doane College, Dillard University, Denison University, Morehouse College, Nebraska Wesleyan University, Pacific Lutheran University, Queens College, Randolph-Macon College, etc.

you have guaranteed admission to columbia through 3+2
Van Owen says: 6 23 September 14, 2013 @ 3:08 am Track Or BC or Fordham.

Just sayin' it's easier to get in through the women's college across the street.
Anonymous says: 3 8 September 14, 2013 @ 8:26 am Track I've met some of these students, they seemed as smart as any other Columbia engineer. Although they did tend to take easier classes.
Hitler says: 17 0 September 14, 2013 @ 12:40 pm Track Love your dedication bro
Anonymous says: 6 11 September 14, 2013 @ 1:36 pm Track I don't envy them. SEAS sucks anyways.
george says: 8 11 September 14, 2013 @ 7:37 pm Track if you got in through a petty backdoor route, you're of inferior genetic stock.

3+2 program = inferior, not true columbia students
barnard = inferior

i fucking hate these poor people coming into our school and trying to get an education here. inferior inferior inferior

!!!!
Hitler says: 8 0 September 14, 2013 @ 8:54 pm Track Inferior! inferior! inferior!
Alum says: 1 2 September 15, 2013 @ 12:24 am Track A 3-2 applicant must complete of all science and math courses required by SEAS, with a 3.3 GPA both overall and in the pre-engineering courses, with a grade of at least B in each pre-engineering course (on the first try). He also has to finish his own college's major and distribution requirements in the first three years, and get favorable recommendations from a science professor, a math professor, and the college's 3-2 program liaison. See http://undergrad.admissions.columbia.edu/appl... .

I'm not sure what any of this has to do with the showers in McBain.
McBain RA says: 28 1 September 14, 2013 @ 10:20 am Track Ok, if we're complaining about what's wrong with McBain, this needs to be at the length of a dissertation. AT LEAST.
Anonymous says: 5 2 September 14, 2013 @ 3:17 pm Track A chapter of this dissertation can be solely spent on the lack of WATER PRESSURE coming out of the showers in McBain. But maybe I'm mislead in expecting showers and sinks to actually serve their intended purpose
MaltaMon

Philadelphia, PA

#2241 Oct 16, 2013
djw wrote:
Tags: everyone totally had a crush on Cory, girls bathrooms are the Lerner of McBain, its not like girls have that many cooties, mine says BEEWOG, We use facts to back us up!, wtf columbia300% fewer showers says: 77 2 September 13, 2013 @ 10:19 pm Track so the girls bathroom has negative twelve showers?
looking at you, mcbain 7 (2012-13) says: 21 0 September 13, 2013 @ 10:55 pm Track just wait until the guys smear shit all over their bathroom and it doesn't get cleaned for 3 days. then you'll have 2 showers for the whole floor!
looking at you McBain 5 says: 12 0 September 13, 2013 @ 11:23 pm Track Or the constant Pee Flood in Mcbain 5 bathrooms from a douche stufifng urinals with paper towels every god damn day.(Also the shits in the showers on weekends)
i laughed says: 11 2 September 13, 2013 @ 11:05 pm Track ...three girls deep
heh says: 16 2 September 13, 2013 @ 11:08 pm Track I guess you could say the ladies in McBain got...the shaft.
... says: 16 0 September 13, 2013 @ 11:14 pm Track go home and take a lap
WTF Columbia. says: 12 35 September 14, 2013 @ 1:25 am Track 1/4 students at Columbia SEAS last year got in through a backdoor called the 3+2 program. It's guaranteed admission for transfer if you study at a liberal arts college like Marquette University and earn a 3.3. Yes, you read that right. Shock you too?
Anonymous says: 7 16 September 14, 2013 @ 2:49 am Track if you get a 3.3 at
Jacksonville University, Millsaps College, William Jewell College, Doane College, Dillard University, Denison University, Morehouse College, Nebraska Wesleyan University, Pacific Lutheran University, Queens College, Randolph-Macon College, etc.
you have guaranteed admission to columbia through 3+2
Van Owen says: 6 23 September 14, 2013 @ 3:08 am Track Or BC or Fordham.
Just sayin' it's easier to get in through the women's college across the street.
Anonymous says: 3 8 September 14, 2013 @ 8:26 am Track I've met some of these students, they seemed as smart as any other Columbia engineer. Although they did tend to take easier classes.
Hitler says: 17 0 September 14, 2013 @ 12:40 pm Track Love your dedication bro
Anonymous says: 6 11 September 14, 2013 @ 1:36 pm Track I don't envy them. SEAS sucks anyways.
george says: 8 11 September 14, 2013 @ 7:37 pm Track if you got in through a petty backdoor route, you're of inferior genetic stock.
3+2 program = inferior, not true columbia students
barnard = inferior
i fucking hate these poor people coming into our school and trying to get an education here. inferior inferior inferior
!!!!
Hitler says: 8 0 September 14, 2013 @ 8:54 pm Track Inferior! inferior! inferior!
Alum says: 1 2 September 15, 2013 @ 12:24 am Track A 3-2 applicant must complete of all science and math courses required by SEAS, with a 3.3 GPA both overall and in the pre-engineering courses, with a grade of at least B in each pre-engineering course (on the first try). He also has to finish his own college's major and distribution requirements in the first three years, and get favorable recommendations from a science professor, a math professor, and the college's 3-2 program liaison. See http://undergrad.admissions.columbia.edu/appl... .
I'm not sure what any of this has to do with the showers in McBain.
McBain RA says: 28 1 September 14, 2013 @ 10:20 am Track Ok, if we're complaining about what's wrong with McBain, this needs to be at the length of a dissertation. AT LEAST.
Anonymous says: 5 2 September 14, 2013 @ 3:17 pm Track A chapter of this dissertation can be solely spent on the lack of WATER PRESSURE coming out of the showers in McBain. But maybe I'm mislead in expecting showers and sinks to actually serve their intended purpose
Hmmm.. Are you sure, DJ, you sick pederast?
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#2242 Oct 19, 2013
I was just watching figure skating, and you know, one of the things I've always hated about figure skating is the commentary. You know,some airhead going on and on about the tiniest details of the skater's routine, which you can plainly see if you're watching. I would turn the sound off, but then you wouldn't hear the music.
And I realized that MaltaMon is just the same. He just blabbers on and on and on, just like an annoying figure-skating commentator. Never shuts up, but never actually says anything, either.

Such a moron.
djw

New Milton, UK

#2243 Oct 21, 2013
Bob like Coyote I have come to the conclusion that it is better to drown then for a boy to have to bare his torso in a school swimming pool.

I was taught to swim by taking private tuition at a local swimming baths. No school teacher I knew ever taught a boy to swim.

One boy called Ian who joined the school in 1985 could still not swim even when he left in 1989 they just gave him a polysterene board to float. So much for learning valuable life saving skills. Molly campaign for a privacy rule in the PA school.
MaltaMon

Merchantville, NJ

#2244 Oct 21, 2013
djw wrote:
Bob like Coyote I have come to the conclusion that it is better to drown then for a boy to have to bare his torso in a school swimming pool.
I was taught to swim by taking private tuition at a local swimming baths. No school teacher I knew ever taught a boy to swim.
One boy called Ian who joined the school in 1985 could still not swim even when he left in 1989 they just gave him a polysterene board to float. So much for learning valuable life saving skills. Molly campaign for a privacy rule in the PA school.
The first line alone proves that you're insane Zuiko. The bit about Ian, who would be in his forties today, is merely evidence of your inability to make a case with information that's relevant. But drowning is better than a swimsuit? Sick. Depraved. Insane.
djw

Yelverton, UK

#2245 Oct 22, 2013
My first act as Governor will be to ban compulsory swimming in all 501 penis-sylvanian school districts. Maltamon is the senator mccarthy of male bare chested swimming preceded by the nude cleansing shower. All boys must get changed in cubicles or under changing towels for voluntary swimming. Vote 4 me. Recall Molly!
MaltaMon

York, PA

#2246 Nov 6, 2013
djw wrote:
My first act as Governor will be to ban compulsory swimming in all 501 penis-sylvanian school districts. Maltamon is the senator mccarthy of male bare chested swimming preceded by the nude cleansing shower. All boys must get changed in cubicles or under changing towels for voluntary swimming. Vote 4 me. Recall Molly!
This is what I mean, DJ. Who the hell could possibly take this seriously? You list more than a half-dozen grievances over what you "endured" in the mid-1980s, and it's all very convincing, but then you sabotage your own ostensibly serious point with this sort of inane, infantile, inconceivable homoerotic nonsense. And for all your chatter, name one serious thing that you have done to improve the safety of children from the sexual double standard when it comes to school uniforms (a effectively moot point in 2013) or from forced nudity of male students in these public schools? What, indeed, have you done to advance your purpose besides preach to an audience that couldn't care less, sabotage your own preachings with homoerotic and pedophilic "humor", insert the word "penis" anywhere you can, and refuse to respond to serious questions? Name one thing that you've done. Just one. Running for "Governor of Penis-ylvania" isn't anything that you have done or can do. Stop being so damned childish. By your own telling, you're closing in on 50. But even a normal fifteen year-old would cringe at the stuff you've posted here.
Bob

Dorval, Canada

#2247 Nov 6, 2013
Did anyone else notice that the thread that starts with "Bob" has a whopping 2,075 posts? Don't know if it's a record, but it currently holds the top spot on the Topix Education forum.

It makes me proud to be Bob.

Just sayin'...
MaltaMon

Emmaus, PA

#2251 Nov 7, 2013
devastating jerking wound wrote:
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Mateamoan is proud of you BOB.
It is time to end all nude swimming at schools and continue supporting child protection especially for boys.
How many others of you went thru that experience?
I also remember the 'five finger club' where a teacher would slap you on the rump so hard it would leave a large red welt the shape of their hand on your behind.
Here in Buffalo NY, during the late 60's in grade and middle school had naked swimming for boys.
And amazingly how this story fit well with my own experience in the USA.
Even some of the girls got to see us swimming in the pool naked. I remember them laughing and giggling. And the teachers did not care a bit.
We were not as old as teenagers at this time, that school was a middle school, not a HS.
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Only "naked swim" I was ever subjected to as a school kid happened the second day I was enrolled in THE BARTON SCHOOL when my parents thought it would be a good idea to move to England while England was in the middle of a ressesion even more severe than the one that the U.S. was enjoying.
Of course to one told me that I needed to bring a bathing suit that day. Everyone knows that the first tuesday of the month is "Bath day" when all the school kids go to the town "Baths" and bathe. Because I had no bathing suit I was forced to swim naked... Even at age 10 this was terrifying and humiliating. The questions about my circumsized ......."boyhood" were confusing. I'd never heard of such a thing.....
When we got back to school, the headmaster was told that I'd been disrespectful and had not brought my bathing suit. I was caned across the buttocks and upper thighs.
I told my parents exactly why I would not go back to school ever again.
The next day my father escorted me to school, and into the headmaster's office. Once we blew past the secretary and into the inner sanctum, the extremely flustered headmaster assured my father that he would never, ever lay a finger on me again, and that ofcourse I would be excused from morning prayer. The fact that he was suspended about 6 inches off the floor with my father's right hand clamped around his throbbing red neck might have had a little to do with his aquiescence....
That was the first and only time I ever saw my father get physical.....
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Not everyone like to be forced to go naked into the pools.
I remember thinking it was a little uncomfortable, but with all the other boys being naked, you would get over it. the male teachers all wore suits.
One of the other punishments was eating an ivory soap bar,. One of my friends got into trouble with a teacher in Gym class and was forced to eat the whole thing in front of everyone.
The gym teacher would be arrested, not just fired, for that today. I had a friend who's grandmother was a big supporter of the "eating soap as punishment" thing. I remember my friend being so violently ill after those experiences...... Nanna (The grandmother) was a truely horrible mean nasty woman. I think the only time I ever saw her smile is when the neighbor's dog got hit by a garbage truck.....
Never trust a man with a clean workshop.
Problem with the writer & his story: There were no "middle schools" in the US in the 1960s. Just elementary, junior high and senior high schools. Had he lived it he would know that much. DJ, I see you'll just go on lifting this fictional, irrelevant nonsense & presenting it from the solitude of your lonely room.
MaltaMon

Emmaus, PA

#2252 Nov 7, 2013
devastating jerking wound wrote:
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Mateamoan is proud of you BOB.
It is time to end all nude swimming at schools and continue supporting child protection especially for boys.
How many others of you went thru that experience?
I also remember the 'five finger club' where a teacher would slap you on the rump so hard it would leave a large red welt the shape of their hand on your behind.
Here in Buffalo NY, during the late 60's in grade and middle school had naked swimming for boys.
And amazingly how this story fit well with my own experience in the USA.
Even some of the girls got to see us swimming in the pool naked. I remember them laughing and giggling. And the teachers did not care a bit.
We were not as old as teenagers at this time, that school was a middle school, not a HS.
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Only "naked swim" I was ever subjected to as a school kid happened the second day I was enrolled in THE BARTON SCHOOL when my parents thought it would be a good idea to move to England while England was in the middle of a ressesion even more severe than the one that the U.S. was enjoying.
Of course to one told me that I needed to bring a bathing suit that day. Everyone knows that the first tuesday of the month is "Bath day" when all the school kids go to the town "Baths" and bathe. Because I had no bathing suit I was forced to swim naked... Even at age 10 this was terrifying and humiliating. The questions about my circumsized ......."boyhood" were confusing. I'd never heard of such a thing.....
When we got back to school, the headmaster was told that I'd been disrespectful and had not brought my bathing suit. I was caned across the buttocks and upper thighs.
I told my parents exactly why I would not go back to school ever again.
The next day my father escorted me to school, and into the headmaster's office. Once we blew past the secretary and into the inner sanctum, the extremely flustered headmaster assured my father that he would never, ever lay a finger on me again, and that ofcourse I would be excused from morning prayer. The fact that he was suspended about 6 inches off the floor with my father's right hand clamped around his throbbing red neck might have had a little to do with his aquiescence....
That was the first and only time I ever saw my father get physical.....
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Problem with the first writer and his story: there were NO "middle schools" in the United States in the 1960s. Just Elementary, Junior High and Senior High Schools. Had he lived it he would know that much. DJ, I see that you'll never do anything that matters. You'll just keep lifting these contrived, irrelevant, fictional CFNM stories, posting them as your own, and never help a single kid in real life.
MaltaMon

Willow Grove, PA

#2255 Nov 8, 2013
devastating jerking wound wrote:
It is time maltamon condemned the history of the YMCA and the Judaeo-christian ethics that mandated nude swimming in schools for males.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =QvkJafnhtYMXX
http://tonysand.wordpress.com/2009/08/02/my-n...
PITTSBURGH — The man accused of fatally shooting three Pittsburgh police officers and injuring two others was alternately described by friends as “an easygoing, fun-loving guy” and a known gun enthusiast who was prepared to die after he woke up on a bright spring Saturday morning.
Richard Poplawski photo from Pittsburgh police.
Richard “Pop” Poplawski was moved Sunday night around 10:30 p.m. from UPMC Presbyterian to the Allegheny County Jail, where he will remain held without bond pending a preliminary hearing.
Between volleys of gunfire at his Stanton Heights home, Poplawski, 22, was apparently calling friends and family.
“He just told my nephew, Billy, that he was shot twice — one in the arm, once in the leg,” aunt Marianne Klimczyk told WTAE Channel 4&#8242;s Bob Mayo.“He just told him to tell everybody that ‘I love them’ because he didn’t think that he was going to get out of there alive.”
ome realities have set in — like you really have no idea what someone sitting across from you is capable of. Another reality is that life really is taken for granted. Another is that things aren’t always what they seem.
After the incident, I wondered for months if I should release the photos. I wondered if I could help to communicate who Rich Poplawski was, how he presented himself and how he viewed himself in an effort to help a stunned community and city better understand how and why Rich could have performed such an awful crime. I wondered if I could use the artwork as a vehicle to provide financial support to the families who are suffering from their losses.
I have a pretty elaborate file on Rich — which includes all of the following:
Fully signature-released access to several hundred nude photos of Rich Poplawski
Hand writing samples complete with signature, printed name and address
Personal emails detailing intimate information about Rich – from his own perspective about:
Fully signature-released access to digitally personally-taken self portrait
His work in adult entertainment
His comfort level with nudity
His personal art interests and feelings toward art
His desire to be a part of my nude artwork
His self image and tattoos
Photographs of his drivers license ID
Typed raw notes from the personal interview with Rich about:
His personal expectations and objectives in the adult industry
His body art, tattoos, and how they relate to patriotism
Rich’s feelings about 9-1-1
Rich’s ego and self image
His confidence
Why he was in Pittsburgh and not in Florida
His sexual escapades
Details about his father and parents marriage
His academic interests
His career goals
What he likes best about his body
What he dislikes most about his body
Detailed feelings about his own: head, hair, eyes, face, lips, teeth, smile, chest, hands, arms, torso, v-line, penis, buttocks, quads, hamstrings, calves and feet

Maltamon
Why don't you stop living in a largely fictional past and focus on something that matters in the present?
MaltaMon

Hancocks Bridge, NJ

#2257 Nov 10, 2013
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"Forgot My Navy Blue P E Knickers My first memories of knicker inspections was boys pulling my skirt up at primary school. I don't know when it dawned on me that knickers were so interesting and important. By the time I got to thew girls grammar school, I realised what sex was about...

"We had hardly reached the pathway to the playing field when the PE mistress called my name. I went bright red when she asked me to lift my PE skirt. I felt here eyes burning as she studied my knkickers.'Where are your navy blue knickers young lady?' I forgot them miss.''Oh my goodness. How can I let you on the playing field wearing those. They leave nothing to the imagination. Get back into the changing rooms and I will have you in detention tomorrow evening..."

So, DJ, you're really a woman? I had no idea!
MaltaMon

Reading, PA

#2260 Nov 11, 2013
Maltamania wrote:
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DJ you have insulted all my Vietnam war veterans. I used to enjoy sharing an open toilet stall at West Point. I want you impeached and sent to Chadds Ford correctional center PA y'all.
These are the sorts of thoughts you one would expect from a very developmentally arrested individual. One who has no sexual experience whatsoever beyond the obsessively autoerotic. One who envisions children totally nude. one who gets off to those images. one who enjoys and traffics in child pornography.
DJW

Manchester, UK

#2261 Nov 11, 2013
devastating jerking wound wrote:
For The Fallen of the Communal shower
With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her bare children,
England mourns for her child victims across the school nude killing spree.
Flesh of their nude flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the Maltamaniac cause of the clothes free.
Solemn the bare bums thrill; Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal breast spheres,
There is music in the midst of masturbation
And a glory that shines upon our Penis-sylvanian Queers.
They went with songs to the changing rooms, they were pre-pubescent,
Straight of penis, true of japs eye, steady and testicles aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;
They fell with their feaces to the pe teaching foe.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow impotent & old:
Premature ejaculation shall not weary them, nor the vice squad condemn.
At the going down of the semi erect member and in the flacid morning We will remember them.
They mingle not with their turned on rugby comrades again;
They shit no more at familiar private shower stalls of home;
They have no lot in our child labour of the school play-time;
They sleep beyond England's soapy naked foam.
But where our Phil's sexual desires are and our anus holes profound,
Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from our prying eyes sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the porn stars are known to the Ladies of the Night;
As the naked swimming stars that shall be bright when we are semen crust,
Moving in stripping school marches upon the heavenly pe field plain;
As the young porn stars that are starry in the time of our Linedazzle's seedy darkness,
To the end, to the end, they stripped to the skin they remain.
At the going down of the sun on the 11th day of the 11th school Month the Maltamaniac shall remember them. Yes Phil that includes the Manchester Grammar school. Lest you forget!
DJW thought this so witty and funny he felt it worthy of being shared on 4 separate threads.
Tragic.
Really quite sad that a mature(?) man spends his empty life dreaming up such immature drivel but that's what turns him.
He obviously never leaves his bedroom (his mummy probably never let him mix with other more normal kids) and spends all day with his pants round his ankles while he trawls the net looking for any mention of children, showers, child nudity, school uniforms and PE lessons, preferably with near naked boys involved.
If anybody here knows DJW keep your children well away from him.
He is clearly a danger to them, the sort who probably peeks at them from behind the curtains while they play in the street.
Phil

Manchester, UK

#2262 Nov 11, 2013
DJW wrote:
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DJW thought this so witty and funny he felt it worthy of being shared on 4 separate threads.
Tragic.
Really quite sad that a mature(?) man spends his empty life dreaming up such immature drivel but that's what turns him.
He obviously never leaves his bedroom (his mummy probably never let him mix with other more normal kids) and spends all day with his pants round his ankles while he trawls the net looking for any mention of children, showers, child nudity, school uniforms and PE lessons, preferably with near naked boys involved.
If anybody here knows DJW keep your children well away from him.
He is clearly a danger to them, the sort who probably peeks at them from behind the curtains while they play in the street.
I posted as DJW in error.
The idea of me having anything in common with such a low life makes me feel dirty.
MaltaMon

Philadelphia, PA

#2265 Nov 14, 2013
Maltamania wrote:
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Phil y'all always be dirty that's why your faeces always clogged up the filters of the Manchester Grammar school in 1973. Once you started defecating the "DOC" ended the nude swimming requirement and made you wear a diaper y'all.
Maltamon's puppet on a tampon string.
Now there's a mature, well-adjusted man. Uses toilet humour. Literally, toilet humour. Take THAT, Phil!.
Phil

Faringdon, UK

#2266 Nov 15, 2013
MaltaMon wrote:
<quoted text> Now there's a mature, well-adjusted man. Uses toilet humour. Literally, toilet humour. Take THAT, Phil!.
The tragedy is he actually thinks he is funny.
And normal.
Phil

Manchester, UK

#2268 Nov 15, 2013
Devious Jeering Worm wrote:
http://www.denbighhigh.luton.s ch.uk/pages/uniform.php
Uniform
School uniform plays a valuable role in contributing to the ethos of a school, supporting effective teaching and learning. School uniform helps to:
instil pride
support positive behaviour and discipline
encourage identity with, and support for, the school ethos
ensure children of all races and backgrounds feel welcome
protect children from social pressures to dress in a particular way
nurture community cohesion and promote good relations between different groups of pupils.
The school uniform represents a reasonable requirement and pays regard to the Sex Discrimination Act 1975, the Human Rights Act 1998 and the Race Relations Amendment Act 2002.
BOYS
PE and games kit:
Navy blue polo shirt
Navy blue football socks
Blue shorts
White trainers
White sport socks
Black/Blue swimming trunks and towel (no shorts)
Navy blue tracksuit bottoms (optional)
Shin pads
GIRLS
PE and games kit:
Navy blue polo shirt
Navy blue tracksuit (optional) top and bottoms
Navy blue fleece jacket (optional)
Plain coloured swim suit, cap and towel
White trainers
White sport socks
I love the way this school says it complies with sex discrimination laws so why do boys have to wear skimpy swimming trunks and not swim suits and why cant boys wear fleece jackets and tracksuit tops.
While we should be grateful boys can wear swimming suit bottoms it is hardly equal treatment.
Phil for the love of Luton's English Defence league and Al Mujahroun end this inverse discrimination in our schools
"Phil for the love of Luton's English Defence league and Al Mujahroun end this inverse discrimination in our schools"

OK.
I hereby declare it ended!
Now lets hear no more of this shit.
MaltaMon

Stewartstown, PA

#2272 Nov 18, 2013
All nonsense. DJW loves the thought of young boys having to go naked in groups, against their will, in full view of fully clothed adults. This is his most potent sexual fantasy. So the objective of his very prolific phony protests and of whatever he copies from others--he offers absolutely nothing here or elsewhere that could be considered original--and posts here is to turn him on sexually, to give him an erection, to enable him to masturbate to orgasm. He is personally much too repulsive to be able to get away with approaching young boys in person to lure them into molestation: either they or passers-by would become immediately suspicious and contact the authorities. So this is all he can do. He mentions Jerry Sandusky too often for comfort: Sandusky got away for more than a decade with the sort of activity in which DJW can only wish to have been involved. This is a very sick middle-aged man. Thank God he lives in Britain and not here.

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